I never watched the original Charlie’s Angels. I remember I watched the movie, Full Throttle, which probably explains my deep seeded hatred for the series. And hey, with a new movie out that wewe wouldn’t know was out unless I told wewe (And no, wewe didn’t watch. If wewe tell me otherwise, you’re lying), now is a great time to play Charlie’s Angels on the Gamecube. Published kwa the kings of bila mpangilio publishing, Ubisoft, Charlie’s Angels is considered to be the worst license game out there, nothing else compared. I don’t have much say in the matter before I play it, but… yeah, I can feel it just from the start.
So the title screen has this obnoxious intro song that sounds very 2000s that loops over and over. Also, press A for Valid. Because accept was just too lame. So the story is simple. Someone blacks out all of New York for three sekunde and steals the Statue of Liberty. Apparently, this is a team of serial thieves that steal national monuments, so they hire the Angles to deal with it, and… ugh, Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu and Drew Barrymore do not render well in CGI cutscenes… is what I thought until got to the gameplay. This one bila mpangilio NPC looks fine, but Cameron… oh my god, Cameron baby, what the fuck did they do to you? Her lips are all curled up in this twisted grin and she has this issue with male pattern baldness. As soon as I take a step to the right (With an uncomfortably close camera that already makes me feel ill) I get attacked kwa these lifeguards and swim suit models. They just come running at me, ready to beat the shit out of me. But of course, they can’t get passed my defenses of… spinning around in one spot as they walked toward me and I knock them down. Also, when wewe jump, wewe float slowly to the ground. Yeah, it’s that Godai shit again. I thought I was done with that stupid game. As wewe go through the level, the game has this annoying habit of using invisible walls right behind wewe and locking wewe from backtracking. In beatemups it’s fine because the screen moves with you, but in a 3D environment, it just looks off.
So after that really fun level, we songesha onto Lucy’s character, who looks pretty bad herself. Kinda looks like a those PS1 Harry Potter models, but with a broken spine. So her style is the exact same, just pick the songesha that can hit zaidi than one enemy and spam that shit like there’s no tomorrow. I also found out here that enemies can throw weapons, whenever they feel like it. Especially offscreen. So get used to having a good chunk of your health removed because of an attack wewe couldn’t see coming. And the ladder, the part a lot of people talk about in this game. I counted, it takes thirty four sekunde to get to the juu and wewe have to keep holding the D-pad up the entire time. wewe know what else had a long ladder? Metal Gear Solid 3. Actually, I looked into it. Charlie’s Angels came out one mwaka before MGS3. So did Hideo Kojima look at the brilliance of Charlie’s Angels on Gamecube’s ladder sequence and rip it off completely? Kojima, wewe were a fraud before your Death Stranding Game Awards 2019 fiasco! Anyway, we get to Barrymore’s character and she looks like she’s got the Michael Meyers mask on, and yes, that is the best looking one. But she plays the worst. Her attacks are way too slow and enemies will always knock your punda around before wewe even have a chance of hitting them. wewe just gotta hope they stay in their dumb A.I. stance and hope they all die before wewe do. Oh, also, that was all one level. The sekunde level is the same shit. Just beat up guys and hope they die before your thumbs wear out from all the button mashing. But now we talk about the biggest issue. The looping level. Not even an saa into the game, on the sekunde level, the game loops. wewe are stuck on the sekunde level and cannot progress. This is because the game is programmed poorly… Shocker, I know. It was programmed to only continue if wewe have a Gamecube memory card inserted. I played this on my Wii and had absolutely no intention of saving this game onto my memory card with Wind Waker, Melee, Resident Evil 4, and Killer7, so…. Review over!
Charlie’s Angels on Gamecube is the most boring game I’ve ever played in my entire life. Not only that, but it just makes your thumb sore from the constant button mashing. And with the multitude of other technical issues from the ugly character models to bad level ubunifu to the infamous game breaking glitch, this is one of the worst. But is it worse than Full Throttle… Yeah, I’ll have to get back to wewe on that one.
So the title screen has this obnoxious intro song that sounds very 2000s that loops over and over. Also, press A for Valid. Because accept was just too lame. So the story is simple. Someone blacks out all of New York for three sekunde and steals the Statue of Liberty. Apparently, this is a team of serial thieves that steal national monuments, so they hire the Angles to deal with it, and… ugh, Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu and Drew Barrymore do not render well in CGI cutscenes… is what I thought until got to the gameplay. This one bila mpangilio NPC looks fine, but Cameron… oh my god, Cameron baby, what the fuck did they do to you? Her lips are all curled up in this twisted grin and she has this issue with male pattern baldness. As soon as I take a step to the right (With an uncomfortably close camera that already makes me feel ill) I get attacked kwa these lifeguards and swim suit models. They just come running at me, ready to beat the shit out of me. But of course, they can’t get passed my defenses of… spinning around in one spot as they walked toward me and I knock them down. Also, when wewe jump, wewe float slowly to the ground. Yeah, it’s that Godai shit again. I thought I was done with that stupid game. As wewe go through the level, the game has this annoying habit of using invisible walls right behind wewe and locking wewe from backtracking. In beatemups it’s fine because the screen moves with you, but in a 3D environment, it just looks off.
So after that really fun level, we songesha onto Lucy’s character, who looks pretty bad herself. Kinda looks like a those PS1 Harry Potter models, but with a broken spine. So her style is the exact same, just pick the songesha that can hit zaidi than one enemy and spam that shit like there’s no tomorrow. I also found out here that enemies can throw weapons, whenever they feel like it. Especially offscreen. So get used to having a good chunk of your health removed because of an attack wewe couldn’t see coming. And the ladder, the part a lot of people talk about in this game. I counted, it takes thirty four sekunde to get to the juu and wewe have to keep holding the D-pad up the entire time. wewe know what else had a long ladder? Metal Gear Solid 3. Actually, I looked into it. Charlie’s Angels came out one mwaka before MGS3. So did Hideo Kojima look at the brilliance of Charlie’s Angels on Gamecube’s ladder sequence and rip it off completely? Kojima, wewe were a fraud before your Death Stranding Game Awards 2019 fiasco! Anyway, we get to Barrymore’s character and she looks like she’s got the Michael Meyers mask on, and yes, that is the best looking one. But she plays the worst. Her attacks are way too slow and enemies will always knock your punda around before wewe even have a chance of hitting them. wewe just gotta hope they stay in their dumb A.I. stance and hope they all die before wewe do. Oh, also, that was all one level. The sekunde level is the same shit. Just beat up guys and hope they die before your thumbs wear out from all the button mashing. But now we talk about the biggest issue. The looping level. Not even an saa into the game, on the sekunde level, the game loops. wewe are stuck on the sekunde level and cannot progress. This is because the game is programmed poorly… Shocker, I know. It was programmed to only continue if wewe have a Gamecube memory card inserted. I played this on my Wii and had absolutely no intention of saving this game onto my memory card with Wind Waker, Melee, Resident Evil 4, and Killer7, so…. Review over!
Charlie’s Angels on Gamecube is the most boring game I’ve ever played in my entire life. Not only that, but it just makes your thumb sore from the constant button mashing. And with the multitude of other technical issues from the ugly character models to bad level ubunifu to the infamous game breaking glitch, this is one of the worst. But is it worse than Full Throttle… Yeah, I’ll have to get back to wewe on that one.
raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws chakula at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid maswali (ex: What do maktaba cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a siku when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who wewe think she is
*She throws chakula at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid maswali (ex: What do maktaba cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a siku when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who wewe think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book kwa its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders au u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id upendo to hear ur thoughts!!
Never mind the haters. All they do is break wewe down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to wewe that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating maoni about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why wewe like what wewe do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do wewe do it? Do wewe have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever wewe do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to wewe that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating maoni about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why wewe like what wewe do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do wewe do it? Do wewe have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever wewe do, don't give it to them.
-JC
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent banana, ndizi even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a banana, ndizi is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but wewe can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a zaidi stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are klabu song)
banana, ndizi banana, ndizi kondoo are there Marafiki
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a banana, ndizi is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but wewe can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a zaidi stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are klabu song)
banana, ndizi banana, ndizi kondoo are there Marafiki
BANANAS
one siku that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny alisema hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first tarehe ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him nyumbani AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO nyumbani AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE alisema WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE alisema COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton Candy road like 45 like sekunde zamani and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like wewe like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went nyumbani and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like siku in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't wewe wanna mix cotton Candy and popscicles!
That was like a like better like siku in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't wewe wanna mix cotton Candy and popscicles!
hujambo guys! My Marafiki Sydney is on fanpop now! She is on Lady gaga site and Skillet site! I am so far her only fan, so if wewe guys want to be a shabiki of bubblegirl2 then go to the two klabu ubove there! Plez check out her profile! She is realy nice and cool and she is a christian, and realy cute! No I'm not a lesbian, but she told me to say that! She will be happy to jiunge wewe guys with your fans! So... pppplllllleeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeee!!!!!!
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. dragoni say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. samaki say blub blub blub.
13. Unicorns say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. dragoni say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. samaki say blub blub blub.
13. Unicorns say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.