I don’t think I need to give a lesson on who Batman is. Everyone and their grandparents know who he is. Batman, the Dark Knight, the Caped Crusader. Having tons of comics, sinema and video games. Some being some of the greatest games of all time and others being… the complete opposite. And that’s what we are looking at, the complete opposite. Developed kwa the Japanese studio, Kemco Software, best known for their work on the juu Gear franchise and their mobile games, they are still around today. Nothing was hurt kwa this game, DC Comics is still making bank and Batman is still a cherished franchise. So maybe this isn’t…. Too painful?
So we get an opening which… while the models aren’t amazing, it does onyesha off a big cast of Batman’s villains, which as a big shabiki myself, has me excited. I will say, it is a bit jarring to see Japanese names on the credits for a Batman game. Are we gonna get a Batman action game with S Ranks and air combos and all that? Can Batman achieve a Smoking Sexy Style? No, what wewe get is...a beat em up that is even worse than Charlie’s Angels. wewe beat up three goons in an alleyway with the most stiff uhuishaji I’ve ever seen. Kick them twice to knock them down. But that’s not enough. wewe also gotta cuff them so that they don’t get back up. Can’t wewe just knock them out? After that, wewe have to travel across rooftops. Good luck figuring out what to do, the game doesn’t tell wewe shit. I appreciate not shoving tutorials in my face, but now it’s being too cryptic. I mean the animations are cool, but they still feel really stiff and sometimes I feel like I’m about to fall off. It is kinda funny to just watch him dangle there if wewe lose your momentum. Something about it makes me chuckle. But be careful, because wewe could easily fall off. au glitch off the side of the building and fall to your death with no warning. That’s always fun. Even when wewe clearly jump, wewe still end up falling to your death. The game demands wewe use the Bat Cable. But at least the game has checkpoints so it’s not a complete pain in the ass. Just a marginal pain in the ass. But I did notice that Batman doesn’t strafe. He doesn’t quick turn. He turns like a car in GTA… No, he turns like a car in GTA IV. If wewe want him to turn at a 90 degree angle, wewe gotta keep his punda from running a full circle. It’s annoying.
So I finally get passed the rooftops and make it to another level. After the ugliest inapakia screen I’ve ever seen, I am immediately shot at as a crowd of civilians runs passed me. Well, we’re starting off early, huh. And these enemies have guns and upendo to use them. My health was cut down to half from the first set of enemies. And as I’m running down an alleyway, a car just happens to blow up and almost killed me. So I heal with one of the health packs I got back to full health… and then a gangster shoots me and kills me before I can react… Okay. And then when I restart, something randomly explodes and kills me immediately at the same spot… okay. So I try using a smoke bomb… and I get blown up kwa a rocket- Why the hell am I still playing this? Also the smoke bombs are fucking useless. They just affect one area and the enemies can still see you. Oh, but I finally found an alternate path. I just had to go passed a ukuta where a tiny alleyway was hidden and fight goons. Now their guns only do half the damage. Also, Black Mask is looking a bit zaidi like Black Face, if wewe ask me. And as soon as I start the inayofuata level, I get fucking stun locked kwa a bila mpangilio weak enemy with no way of stopping the attack. Once I finally knock him down, Batman wouldn’t stop turning like a goddamn car until his friend kicks me and I die. Yeah, I’ve seen enough.
So which is worse, people? A game that is constantly rustrating with bad controls and annoying enemies au a boring game that functions… most of the time, but will bore wewe and leave wewe desperate for something else? In short, is Batman: Dark Tomorrow worse than Charlie’s Angels? Well, Charlie’s Angels at least left me with ironic stuff to talk about. Batan: Dark Tomorrow left me with a want to turn the game off with boring level design, annoying gameplay mechanics and the worst controlling Batman ever. Have wewe ever controlled Batman, he’s quite smooth. Don’t play this game. It’s not worth it, even ironically. I say this, knowing everyone’s first choice was always the Arkham games, but better salama than sorry.
So we get an opening which… while the models aren’t amazing, it does onyesha off a big cast of Batman’s villains, which as a big shabiki myself, has me excited. I will say, it is a bit jarring to see Japanese names on the credits for a Batman game. Are we gonna get a Batman action game with S Ranks and air combos and all that? Can Batman achieve a Smoking Sexy Style? No, what wewe get is...a beat em up that is even worse than Charlie’s Angels. wewe beat up three goons in an alleyway with the most stiff uhuishaji I’ve ever seen. Kick them twice to knock them down. But that’s not enough. wewe also gotta cuff them so that they don’t get back up. Can’t wewe just knock them out? After that, wewe have to travel across rooftops. Good luck figuring out what to do, the game doesn’t tell wewe shit. I appreciate not shoving tutorials in my face, but now it’s being too cryptic. I mean the animations are cool, but they still feel really stiff and sometimes I feel like I’m about to fall off. It is kinda funny to just watch him dangle there if wewe lose your momentum. Something about it makes me chuckle. But be careful, because wewe could easily fall off. au glitch off the side of the building and fall to your death with no warning. That’s always fun. Even when wewe clearly jump, wewe still end up falling to your death. The game demands wewe use the Bat Cable. But at least the game has checkpoints so it’s not a complete pain in the ass. Just a marginal pain in the ass. But I did notice that Batman doesn’t strafe. He doesn’t quick turn. He turns like a car in GTA… No, he turns like a car in GTA IV. If wewe want him to turn at a 90 degree angle, wewe gotta keep his punda from running a full circle. It’s annoying.
So I finally get passed the rooftops and make it to another level. After the ugliest inapakia screen I’ve ever seen, I am immediately shot at as a crowd of civilians runs passed me. Well, we’re starting off early, huh. And these enemies have guns and upendo to use them. My health was cut down to half from the first set of enemies. And as I’m running down an alleyway, a car just happens to blow up and almost killed me. So I heal with one of the health packs I got back to full health… and then a gangster shoots me and kills me before I can react… Okay. And then when I restart, something randomly explodes and kills me immediately at the same spot… okay. So I try using a smoke bomb… and I get blown up kwa a rocket- Why the hell am I still playing this? Also the smoke bombs are fucking useless. They just affect one area and the enemies can still see you. Oh, but I finally found an alternate path. I just had to go passed a ukuta where a tiny alleyway was hidden and fight goons. Now their guns only do half the damage. Also, Black Mask is looking a bit zaidi like Black Face, if wewe ask me. And as soon as I start the inayofuata level, I get fucking stun locked kwa a bila mpangilio weak enemy with no way of stopping the attack. Once I finally knock him down, Batman wouldn’t stop turning like a goddamn car until his friend kicks me and I die. Yeah, I’ve seen enough.
So which is worse, people? A game that is constantly rustrating with bad controls and annoying enemies au a boring game that functions… most of the time, but will bore wewe and leave wewe desperate for something else? In short, is Batman: Dark Tomorrow worse than Charlie’s Angels? Well, Charlie’s Angels at least left me with ironic stuff to talk about. Batan: Dark Tomorrow left me with a want to turn the game off with boring level design, annoying gameplay mechanics and the worst controlling Batman ever. Have wewe ever controlled Batman, he’s quite smooth. Don’t play this game. It’s not worth it, even ironically. I say this, knowing everyone’s first choice was always the Arkham games, but better salama than sorry.
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new kobe, kasa sandwich, sandwichi this week. But I am uandishi this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought zaidi about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between sinema and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch sinema far zaidi often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city wewe might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make zaidi time for this in the future.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought zaidi about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between sinema and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch sinema far zaidi often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city wewe might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make zaidi time for this in the future.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude maoni to yourself. I hope wewe like it and please tell me what wewe think.
1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper au self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are uchungu, chungu but the matunda is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which wewe can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are uchungu, chungu but the matunda is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which wewe can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming au seem polite. au he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, au worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear zaidi of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? au simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a dakika then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no Marafiki au anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one siku he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they alisema goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The inayofuata siku Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset au lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one siku he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they alisema goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The inayofuata siku Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset au lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my nenosiri for fanpop and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the maoni and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.
that being alisema i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my nenosiri so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if wewe see some retarded post made kwa me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if wewe don't believe me then find your choice.
that being alisema i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my nenosiri so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if wewe see some retarded post made kwa me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if wewe don't believe me then find your choice.