Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Hmm. How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: There is no time. Your sword is all your need.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: *Face palm* Please tell me that someone can defeat Ganon besides this retard.
Link: *Using a sword to pick his nose* I think I got something.
King: What about Zelda?
Gwonam: Yes. Let's get her immediately.
Zelda was in a different part of the ngome watching a TV onyesha called The Traitor.
Guard: Here's the traitor your majesty.
Mario: wewe know what they say. All toasters, toast toast.
King: Take him away.
Gwonam: *Arrives* Zelda, the king wants wewe to go to Koridai to defeat Ganon.
Zelda: I'm on it. *Leaves the ngome with Gwonam*
Gwonam: Squadala! We're off!
Zelda: Where is Ganon hiding in this island?
Gwonam: wewe must check one of the mountains that have evil faces on it.
Zelda: Okay.
They lower the carpet to a mountain, and Zelda goes into the mountain with a lantern.
Ganon: *Sees the lantern, and gets angry* wewe dare bring light to my lair?! wewe must die!!! *Attacks Zelda with lightning*
Zelda: *Knocked out, and lays on the ground*
Ganon: Hahahahahahhahaha!!!!
Gwonam: *Waiting on the carpet* Any moment now, she will return.
But she wasn't returning. Ganon locked her in a cage.
Zelda: Is there a bathroom I can use?
Ganon: I do not trust wewe to go to any bathrooms in this area.
Zelda: But I really have to go badly!
Ganon: wewe should have done that before coming here to fight me.
Zelda: *Poops her pants*
Ganon: *Smells Zelda* Damn girl, what's the matter with you?
Gwonam: *Checks his clock, and leaves* I must get the king. He must save Zelda.
Meanwhile, in the castle
Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. Didn't we already do this?
Gwonam: Oh, right. *Goes backwards*
King: What the hell is he doing?
Gwonam: *Returns on his carpet looking terrified* Your majesty, Princess Zelda was kidnapped kwa Ganon!
King: Hmmm. *Thinking about Burger King* I wonder what's for dinner.
Link: Oh boy. I'm so hungry, I could eat a-
Robotnik: Pingas!
Link: Who alisema that?
Robotnik: *Appears from nowhere* Pingas!
Gwonam: How can wewe think about that at a time like this? We must save Zelda.
King: I'm sure she'll be fine.
But she wasn't.
Zelda: *Chained to a bed*
Ganon: wewe will be in a never ending sleep. Once I ring this gong, wewe will stay asleep forever. The only thing that will wake wewe up is if the gong is rung again. *Rings the gong*
Zelda: *Falls asleep*
Ganon: Now this way, we won't have to worry about her shitting in her pants again.
Zelda: *Poops her pants*
Ganon: OH COME ON!!!!!!!!!!
Back at the castle.
Gwonam: Link, after seeing that the others do not care for Zelda, wewe must come with me to Koridai to rescue her.
They leave on Gwonam's flying carpet.
Gwonam: Squadala. We're off!
Link: Wow. What are all those heads?
Gwonam: These are the faces of evil. wewe must tafuta them in order to save Zelda. Do wewe understand your task?
Link: Nope. All I care about is getting Zelda to kiss me.
Gwonam: You've got to be kidding.
Link: That's exactly what she said.
Gwonam: Go find her!
Link: Guess I better get going.
Gwonam: wewe think?
Link idiotically entered a shop, thinking it was one of the faces of evil.
duka Keeper: Lamp oil. Rope. Bombs. wewe want it? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: *Terrified*
duka Keeper: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: Why are wewe making that noise?
duka Keeper: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: *Runs out of the shop, and goes into a face of evil*
Ganon: jiunge me Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai. au else wewe will die.
Link: *Finds a book* Oh boy.
Apparently, vitabu are powerful. Well, that actually makes sense since some people write in them with pens. wewe know what they say-
Mario: All toasters toast toast.
No, I was going to say, the pen is mightier then the sword. wewe ruined a perfectly good joke.
Link: *Raises the book*
Ganon: No! Not into the pit! It buuurns!!!
Link: *Throws the book into Ganon's face* Oh boy! *Takes a picture of Ganon in the book, and posts it on facebook*
Zelda was still sleeping when...
Link: *Rings the gong*
Zelda: *Wakes up* Why'd wewe do that?
Link: I just saved wewe from Ganon.
Zelda: wewe did not.
Link: *Sniffs the air* What's that horrible smell?
Zelda: *Nervous*
Gwonam: *Arrives* Well done Link. wewe have saved the day.
They all get on the carpet, and fly away from Koridai.
Gwonam: Everything is peaceful again. The birds are singing, oh wait, they've always been doing that. Anyway, Ganon is defeated.
Link: I guess that's worth a kiss.
Zelda: Ha!
Link: I won!
The End
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Hmm. How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: There is no time. Your sword is all your need.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: *Face palm* Please tell me that someone can defeat Ganon besides this retard.
Link: *Using a sword to pick his nose* I think I got something.
King: What about Zelda?
Gwonam: Yes. Let's get her immediately.
Zelda was in a different part of the ngome watching a TV onyesha called The Traitor.
Guard: Here's the traitor your majesty.
Mario: wewe know what they say. All toasters, toast toast.
King: Take him away.
Gwonam: *Arrives* Zelda, the king wants wewe to go to Koridai to defeat Ganon.
Zelda: I'm on it. *Leaves the ngome with Gwonam*
Gwonam: Squadala! We're off!
Zelda: Where is Ganon hiding in this island?
Gwonam: wewe must check one of the mountains that have evil faces on it.
Zelda: Okay.
They lower the carpet to a mountain, and Zelda goes into the mountain with a lantern.
Ganon: *Sees the lantern, and gets angry* wewe dare bring light to my lair?! wewe must die!!! *Attacks Zelda with lightning*
Zelda: *Knocked out, and lays on the ground*
Ganon: Hahahahahahhahaha!!!!
Gwonam: *Waiting on the carpet* Any moment now, she will return.
But she wasn't returning. Ganon locked her in a cage.
Zelda: Is there a bathroom I can use?
Ganon: I do not trust wewe to go to any bathrooms in this area.
Zelda: But I really have to go badly!
Ganon: wewe should have done that before coming here to fight me.
Zelda: *Poops her pants*
Ganon: *Smells Zelda* Damn girl, what's the matter with you?
Gwonam: *Checks his clock, and leaves* I must get the king. He must save Zelda.
Meanwhile, in the castle
Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. Didn't we already do this?
Gwonam: Oh, right. *Goes backwards*
King: What the hell is he doing?
Gwonam: *Returns on his carpet looking terrified* Your majesty, Princess Zelda was kidnapped kwa Ganon!
King: Hmmm. *Thinking about Burger King* I wonder what's for dinner.
Link: Oh boy. I'm so hungry, I could eat a-
Robotnik: Pingas!
Link: Who alisema that?
Robotnik: *Appears from nowhere* Pingas!
Gwonam: How can wewe think about that at a time like this? We must save Zelda.
King: I'm sure she'll be fine.
But she wasn't.
Zelda: *Chained to a bed*
Ganon: wewe will be in a never ending sleep. Once I ring this gong, wewe will stay asleep forever. The only thing that will wake wewe up is if the gong is rung again. *Rings the gong*
Zelda: *Falls asleep*
Ganon: Now this way, we won't have to worry about her shitting in her pants again.
Zelda: *Poops her pants*
Ganon: OH COME ON!!!!!!!!!!
Back at the castle.
Gwonam: Link, after seeing that the others do not care for Zelda, wewe must come with me to Koridai to rescue her.
They leave on Gwonam's flying carpet.
Gwonam: Squadala. We're off!
Link: Wow. What are all those heads?
Gwonam: These are the faces of evil. wewe must tafuta them in order to save Zelda. Do wewe understand your task?
Link: Nope. All I care about is getting Zelda to kiss me.
Gwonam: You've got to be kidding.
Link: That's exactly what she said.
Gwonam: Go find her!
Link: Guess I better get going.
Gwonam: wewe think?
Link idiotically entered a shop, thinking it was one of the faces of evil.
duka Keeper: Lamp oil. Rope. Bombs. wewe want it? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: *Terrified*
duka Keeper: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: Why are wewe making that noise?
duka Keeper: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: *Runs out of the shop, and goes into a face of evil*
Ganon: jiunge me Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai. au else wewe will die.
Link: *Finds a book* Oh boy.
Apparently, vitabu are powerful. Well, that actually makes sense since some people write in them with pens. wewe know what they say-
Mario: All toasters toast toast.
No, I was going to say, the pen is mightier then the sword. wewe ruined a perfectly good joke.
Link: *Raises the book*
Ganon: No! Not into the pit! It buuurns!!!
Link: *Throws the book into Ganon's face* Oh boy! *Takes a picture of Ganon in the book, and posts it on facebook*
Zelda was still sleeping when...
Link: *Rings the gong*
Zelda: *Wakes up* Why'd wewe do that?
Link: I just saved wewe from Ganon.
Zelda: wewe did not.
Link: *Sniffs the air* What's that horrible smell?
Zelda: *Nervous*
Gwonam: *Arrives* Well done Link. wewe have saved the day.
They all get on the carpet, and fly away from Koridai.
Gwonam: Everything is peaceful again. The birds are singing, oh wait, they've always been doing that. Anyway, Ganon is defeated.
Link: I guess that's worth a kiss.
Zelda: Ha!
Link: I won!
The End
1.Determine how many times a week wewe eat au want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 au 10.
Let's say wewe eat chokoleti 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number kwa 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the awali result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that kwa 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current mwaka (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If wewe haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming wewe were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 au 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one au two digits will be the number of times per week wewe eat au want chokoleti (the number wewe specified in the first step).
8 pieces of chokoleti a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say wewe eat chokoleti 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number kwa 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the awali result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that kwa 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current mwaka (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If wewe haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming wewe were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 au 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one au two digits will be the number of times per week wewe eat au want chokoleti (the number wewe specified in the first step).
8 pieces of chokoleti a week, 35 years of age.
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Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. wewe wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. wewe can tell me if wewe ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. wewe wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. wewe can tell me if wewe ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
At the end of series 3, wewe never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be inayofuata in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well wewe know that face au a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If wewe don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be inayofuata in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well wewe know that face au a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If wewe don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're shati looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them wewe upendo them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch au stumach
step 8.Say i upendo wewe again
step 9:walk around them in circles imba my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say wewe hate them
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Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're shati looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them wewe upendo them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch au stumach
step 8.Say i upendo wewe again
step 9:walk around them in circles imba my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say wewe hate them
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your dawati au forehead.
2 = If wewe have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's inayofuata juu Model every day.
8 = Ask them every siku to sit inayofuata to them at lunch, but at lunch say wewe were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
2 = If wewe have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's inayofuata juu Model every day.
8 = Ask them every siku to sit inayofuata to them at lunch, but at lunch say wewe were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
Are there even true friendship until now?
kwa Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives wewe happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he au she will never turn his au her back on you...... au betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on wewe and stick its self to greed.
wewe cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
wewe can never again.
He/she will leave wewe disappointed and let wewe down.
Why should wewe look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When wewe have God with his upendo all wrapped around you.
kwa Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives wewe happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he au she will never turn his au her back on you...... au betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on wewe and stick its self to greed.
wewe cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
wewe can never again.
He/she will leave wewe disappointed and let wewe down.
Why should wewe look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When wewe have God with his upendo all wrapped around you.