GOD HATES ME
Chapter 1
God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.
Chapter 2
I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.
Chapter 3
God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my Marafiki but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed
Chapter 4
God is being unreasonable again but this time with Meredith! Why does God hate us? I wish this swali to be answered.
-Had some samaki fingers
-Had a bath
-Chopped finger off
-Went to A & E
-Went to bed.
Chapter 5
It's raining today. Good.
Chapter 6
Rain stopped today. I ate some pop pop chicken then I yelled at God for a while, went to bed.
Chapter 7
Meredith and I did some homework today. Meredith is starting to annoy me though, I think she works for God and has been sent kwa him to annoy me and make my life hell. I might have to kill her.
Chapter 8
Claudia is really annoying she has this huge obsession with Muse. Why? Because they are stupid! It's annoying. Muse are stupid just because she is obsessed with Sarah. Claudia needs to talk to God.
Chapter 9
I watched 90210 today. It made me laugh. I think God loves them, they have everything. Not me because God Hates me.
Chapter 10
Miranda and I went pig hunting today we have a forest full of pigs in our village so we went pig hunting because pigs are pink and chubby and full of good energy. I caught a fat one then Miranda aliiba it and ate it herself then she remembered she's a vegetarian. Miranda is a bitch!!
Chapter 11
I am sick today. Not good.
Chapter 12
I was meant to have maths this afternoon but I decided not to go and hang out with Miranda. I read Twilight for a while then I ate some fries.
Chapter 13
Yet again God is against me. I have no suitable clothing! Why God! Please answer me!!
Chapter 14
I fell out of my window today, and broke my leg. Now I'm in hospital so no school I think God is starting to like me now.
Chapter 15
God! God! God! God! Oh my God! I am well gangsta!
Chapter 16
I am returning from hospital today. I is going to be well bruised for the inayofuata few week init! Man I iz well mitaani, mtaa now
Chapter 17
I've decided to not be a gangsta. It doesn't become me.
Chapter 18
God wewe are a great guy! We should be buds!
Chapter 1
God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.
Chapter 2
I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.
Chapter 3
God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my Marafiki but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed
Chapter 4
God is being unreasonable again but this time with Meredith! Why does God hate us? I wish this swali to be answered.
-Had some samaki fingers
-Had a bath
-Chopped finger off
-Went to A & E
-Went to bed.
Chapter 5
It's raining today. Good.
Chapter 6
Rain stopped today. I ate some pop pop chicken then I yelled at God for a while, went to bed.
Chapter 7
Meredith and I did some homework today. Meredith is starting to annoy me though, I think she works for God and has been sent kwa him to annoy me and make my life hell. I might have to kill her.
Chapter 8
Claudia is really annoying she has this huge obsession with Muse. Why? Because they are stupid! It's annoying. Muse are stupid just because she is obsessed with Sarah. Claudia needs to talk to God.
Chapter 9
I watched 90210 today. It made me laugh. I think God loves them, they have everything. Not me because God Hates me.
Chapter 10
Miranda and I went pig hunting today we have a forest full of pigs in our village so we went pig hunting because pigs are pink and chubby and full of good energy. I caught a fat one then Miranda aliiba it and ate it herself then she remembered she's a vegetarian. Miranda is a bitch!!
Chapter 11
I am sick today. Not good.
Chapter 12
I was meant to have maths this afternoon but I decided not to go and hang out with Miranda. I read Twilight for a while then I ate some fries.
Chapter 13
Yet again God is against me. I have no suitable clothing! Why God! Please answer me!!
Chapter 14
I fell out of my window today, and broke my leg. Now I'm in hospital so no school I think God is starting to like me now.
Chapter 15
God! God! God! God! Oh my God! I am well gangsta!
Chapter 16
I am returning from hospital today. I is going to be well bruised for the inayofuata few week init! Man I iz well mitaani, mtaa now
Chapter 17
I've decided to not be a gangsta. It doesn't become me.
Chapter 18
God wewe are a great guy! We should be buds!
It all started when Chloe was in the jikoni making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these keki in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these keki in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
