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posted by jedigal1990
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Hello fellow bila mpangilio fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform wewe that a certain new fanpoper with the jina la mtumiaji of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a swali saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a foramu saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now wewe will not be able to find these two contributions why wewe ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if wewe want proof that she alisema this check out this forum
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Now wewe may ask why we don't believe she is the creator there are several reasons we have
1. she just signed on to fanpop in sepetember and as most of wewe know this site has been on forever
2. she has made one contribution to this spot
3. If she was really the creator why wouldn't she tell us that as soon as the spot was created
So wewe know i have contacted her and her best friend Boltsbiggestfan and both of them claim she is the creator but when i bring up the evidence i have against her being the creator she completly ignores it and repeats she is the creator and her best friend saw her create it. We ask her to prove it and she refuses and ignores us.
What we are asking her to do is come foward admit she lied and apologize for taking credit for someone elses very successful idea of a club au prove it she has failed to do both so i decided to write this and inform all of wewe that she claims to be the creator though she clearly is not. I thought all of wewe deserved to know and be able to decide for yourself aliyopewa all the information because i believe as well as BellaCullen96 that fanpop deserves much zaidi than liars and if someone wants to make such an unbelievable claim that they should at least back it up.
To be clear i don't think that your best friend watching wewe create a spot is good enough proof. So if wewe agree with us au this upsets wewe leave your maoni here because ajl cant futa this fourm if wewe want to message her here is the link to her profaili
link
My goal is to get her to apologize on this spot and admit she lied thats all i want
thanks for listening
please leave your opinions in the maoni section
thank wewe for your time and attention
posted by Annacrombie
This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find zaidi crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? wewe are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...
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User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No wewe are a robot times 1000000.


User: No wewe are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and wewe are a robot.


User: User: wewe robot.User: wewe robot.User: wewe robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. wewe are the robot here.

User: User: wewe robot.User: wewe robot.User: wewe robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... wewe computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So wewe admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




Lol yes fail I know
i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do wewe hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be nyumbani for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and moto hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: wewe better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell wewe why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired kwa their family and Marafiki and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented kwa the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The sekunde is the garden goat,...
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My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The tamasha Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 saa Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There imba I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're kiti, kiti cha Ooh K Then drake Sad wewe Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The mashabiki mashabiki Was imba Along Giving Him Flowers Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For kusoma And You're Comments
posted by EllentheStrange
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that wewe have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask maswali to a magic 8 ball and take the majibu seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when wewe find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when wewe see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a bila mpangilio person!
raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,

cream coloured ponies with crisp apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,

girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,

when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Chapter 3 The cult


“What are wewe on about?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not “Stuff you” I wanted to say much worse. I walked away from her. Suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me then he slowly vanished. I had to get out of here. kwa the time I come back it will be too late.

I was walking down the empty mitaani, mtaa the sun had set already. How long have I been walking for? I did not even feel tired. Some how I ended up at the park... thinking of Hannah, I walked past where it all happened Hannah screams echoed inside my head. I felt nothing...
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posted by justinfangrrl
Ya' know how everybody thinks fairytales and magic aren't real? Well, I beleive in them!
I'm not talking about santa clause, tooth fairy and easter bunny kinda stuff... I mean like ghosts, unicorns and things of that sort.

Everybody in my family has seen SOMETHING. and don't call me crazy. =(

Why is it so inconceivable that these things can't exist? Why is it so hard to believe that a big hairy man walks around in the woods? It could be like a woodland ape!

What's wrong with thinking unicorns are real???! Who alisema they have to have magical powers? It's pretty much just a beautiful horse...
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Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws chakula at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid maswali (ex: What do maktaba cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a siku when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who wewe think she is
posted by MOLLYMAYJR
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book kwa its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders au u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id upendo to hear ur thoughts!!
Your Mother also has her sentence she says and repeats it all the time?

Let us share ...

1. We don't say "Yuck."
2. I'm tired of repeating the same thing a hundred times.
3. I'm not your maid.
4. It's not over soon this comedy?
5. Stop sniffing blow your nose.
6. I have not heard the magic word.
7. wewe don't say "I do not like" wewe have not even tasted.
8. What we say to Mom?
9. File in your room!
10. Hurry up, you'll be late!
11. Don't wad of bread.
12. What are these grades?
13. Eat: it's full of vitamins.
14. But leave them alone!
15. Because it's like that, that's all.
16. Go on, shoo!
17. Pee, teeth and...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the sinema that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their sinema look GOOD.

The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If wewe haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know wewe shouldn't judge a movie kwa it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy...
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posted by jessicamc26
Two guys were picked up kwa the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give wewe a sekunde chance rather than jail time. I want wewe to go out this weekend and try to onyesha others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see wewe back in court Monday."


Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge alisema to the first one,

"How did wewe do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did wewe tell them?"

"I...
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posted by MileySelena982
Never mind the haters. All they do is break wewe down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?

When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to wewe that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating maoni about them, don't they look silly?

When they ask why wewe like what wewe do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"

Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do wewe do it? Do wewe have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever wewe do, don't give it to them.

-JC
Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u cry. [wait 4 about 16 seconds, then do verse 1] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning, spinning, they look so dizzy. The tins looks shiny, it reflects the sun, yes bakerys r our number 1! [chorus] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks straight down into peoples eyes. Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, keep throwing them at the cogs until they die. [wait about 16 zaidi seconds, then start the 2nd verse] Now they have bakeries, so many snacks 2 taste. No, we shouldnt let them go 2 waste. From brownies to cakes, and kuki, vidakuzi and pie, colorful, fruitful, yummy snacks oh my! [repeat chorus twice] Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u die. [wait 4 about 30 seconds, then repeat verse 1, after that u repeat the chorus 2 mor times, then wait 4 about 16 mor seconds] Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat all the treats, till ur so full u could cry. The end, hope u liked it(and san it rite).
Mr.Mosby: I'm so glad zach is gone for my whole life!
Zach: Hi Mr.Mosby!
Mr.Mosby: *screams* what are wewe fdoing here!
Cody: he's getting held back!
Mr.Moasby: and you?
Cody: I'm just droping him off.
Mr.Mosby: Oh great!
Brianna: Rich girls coming through!
Mr.Mosby: Oh wewe must be the hetrick sisters!
Rochelle: yeah! now go find our maid!
Mr.Mosby: wewe don't have a maid.
Brianna: Then go get us one!
Mr.Mosby: wewe can't have a maid!
Rochelle: why not?
Zach: *wripers in Mr.Mosby's ear* Say that there too prety to have one.
Mr.Mosby: Your too prety to have one.
Brianna: oH well, that's great! Let's go Rochelle!...
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posted by shutyourface
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent banana, ndizi even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a banana, ndizi is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but wewe can call me bobby jo


i shall return with a zaidi stories of the help bananas society


dum de de de dum dum dum de dum


BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are klabu song)

banana, ndizi banana, ndizi kondoo are there Marafiki
BANANAS
posted by jblovesme4ever
one siku that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny alisema hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first tarehe ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him nyumbani AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO nyumbani AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE alisema WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE alisema COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP

THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES







YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
posted by dinglebell14
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton Candy road like 45 like sekunde zamani and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like wewe like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went nyumbani and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like siku in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't wewe wanna mix cotton Candy and popscicles!