bila mpangilio Article: nukuu about backstabbing and ex-friends.

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nukuu about backstabbing and ex-friends.

posted by monLOVEbrucas

-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, wewe can kiss my punda too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the siku i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to wewe does not matter to me

-When your up, your Marafiki know who wewe are.
When you're down, wewe know who your Marafiki are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab wewe in the throat with...the kisu wewe left in my back.

-I was the one who alisema things changed;
wewe were the one who proved it.

-Friendship is not capable of ending
For if it ends it is only because it never existed.

-I'll never forget what wewe did to me, but I'll never let wewe know I remember.

-In dealing with backstabbers
There's one thing I’ve learned
Those bitches are only powerful
When your back is turned.

-If your having doubts about whether wewe can
actually trust a person...chances are wewe can't.

LOL Just randomly thought i should post some nukuu i found, in an angry freind mood :)

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BeastBoyCahill How about: "A friend is someone who'll have your back, not stick a knife in it!" "Roses are red, Violets are blue, They're not your friends if they don't give a **** about you!"

elizaldy "While you're stabbing my back, you can kiss my ass too. " this is my favorite saying!! Hhaha! LOL:)i really hate backstabbers and fake friends!! LOL:)im only bitch when someone stabbing me in the back.. LOL:)

carsfan Nice... XD

Shadmai lol

lovebug28 u know wats backstabing when ur freind u grew up with is sleeping with ur boyfreind now i talk to my freind she used to be best freinds but know my knew best freind had the same problem and after he sleep with her he act like he didnt even know her i told her she was a little whore and slut but then i bet her so bad she move and ain't never came back do u know that song stupid hoe that is for that gurl

Shadmai yay! im using these! they're great!

aloka_shetoka -In dealing with backstabbers There's one thing I’ve learned Those bitches are only powerful When your back is turned.!!!!! WTFFF you're awesome maan !!!

IceCreamGal101 Very true. Espically the last one. I like all of them and I'll use these on my friend who is back stabbing me.

mangamoo01 love these In dealing with backstabbers There's one thing I’ve learned Those bitches are only powerful When your back is turned. I am experiencing a bit of this at the moment, should i trust her anymore? i dunno. If your having doubts about whether you can actually trust a person...chances are you can't.

bowling629 I Like this one: "You have one advantage over me...You can kiss my ass and I can't"

bowling629 "Oh, me? ...I'm just here to return the knife you stabbed in my back!"

1BTRfan lol im sory did my back hurt your knife and whail your stabing my back you can kiss my @55 to

-Dacey- So Trueeeee!<33333'

Emo_Muppet 349th fan liked tha 1st 15 ones.............,

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amzel how about wen they try to talk to u again to "apologize" just say :excuse me while i take this knife out my back"

i_luv_kyon_kyon HEH,funny,

doctorstalker28 i just got in a huge with the 3 girls i thought were my bfs.they ganged up on me. those fuckin bitches!!!!

Lani27 Another one- If I'm _____________, then what does that make you?

ErnieHannah333 I really could have used these when I was ranting on about my ex-best friend and how you can't trust *most* people Dx lolol. XD

bake-waffles "While you're stabbing my back, you can kiss my ass too." "I was the one who said things changed; you were the one who proved it." Those were my favorites. XD All those quotes are so very true.

ilovemichael17 This perfect cuz my friend betayed me and back stabbed me and it really hurts and the don't care

richard_angel2 Like it :)

ImBooOK one of my closest friends backtabbed me and talked abou me bein a "sic lesbo" and was hanging out wit our *now only MY* school enemies. That explained why se "couldnt hang" or was "busy" when she was really strolling in the mall with her cooler friends wo never gave a crap about her until she started talking about me like they do. i feel so betrayed because we where like sisters since birth. An now, everytime i see hr in the hall, i hold my girlfriendshand and say "can yu rub my back bby? it feels like its been stabbed with a knife." and smirk. i hate her lying guts.

Directioner470 all my friends bitch bout me and my other friends but i must admit i do too sometimes but to my enemies not my friends

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Let's put on a play! part 1 ~ Come and jiunge the drama club!

posted by keEeEeToOo

Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and jiunge us!
Allex: Ok. What are wewe doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.

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posted by shutyourface

don't worry this makala is not about kondoo au bananas it is about a zaidi serious matter.

this is a debate and i want everyone kusoma this
uandishi a maoni about what wewe think is write au wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go

what came first

the egg

au the chicken?

thats my debate and i want EVERYONE who's a shabiki
of bila mpangilio to write what they think is right

and become a shabiki of me and become a shabiki of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
au the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages

Saten Twist Adventures: Season 2 remastered..

posted by Canada24

EPISODE ONE:

Spike: [snoring]

Twilight: Let's go through this one zaidi time.

Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!

Twilight: Yes, but why?

Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' zaidi to it than that.

Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be zaidi to it. It's all simply divine!

Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And upinde wa mvua Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.

Spike:...

Saten Twist Adventures, every Halloween episode;

posted by Canada24

SEASON 3;

[shades closing]

[windows clattering]

Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do wewe think wewe could secure those windows?

[webs shooting]

[windows close]

Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?

[birds squawk]

Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.

Harry: [growls nicely]

Fluttershy: Oh, look, you've filled it with everything I need to survive this awful night. Thank you. Thank wewe all! Now I don't have to step a hoof outside until this whole thing is over.

[bucket clattering]

Fluttershy:...

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99 Things Guys Look For in Girls

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys upendo flirts.
3. A guy can like wewe for a minute, and then forget wewe afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are wewe doing something?" au "Have wewe eaten already?" are the first usual maswali a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And onyesha me your tits

Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And wewe upendo it up the shitter

Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

Roses are shit
Violets are crap
onyesha me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And kumeza it down

Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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25 Fun things to do in public

posted by Bubblekat

1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar wewe grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something au someone

3. Go up to a bila mpangilio person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki bila mpangilio noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a kisima, chemchemi run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to wewe in public about the...

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10 most stupid maswali people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When wewe meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are wewe doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t wewe try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When wewe ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

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A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while zamani and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask wewe somethingand i want wewe to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how wewe feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want wewe to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi au Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

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When wewe see it, you'll shit bricks!

added by adultswimperson

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The 20 Dumbest maswali asked on Yahoo majibu

posted by joe-kerr

I found this hilarious makala on pcworld.com
Don't know who the mwandishi is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's nyara Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...