1) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes.
2) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour.
3) Improvise Italian operas.
4) Gossip about someone to their face.
5) Answer every swali with a question.
6) Repeat yourself constantly.
7) Act like a member of the opposite sex.
Cool Repeat yourself constantly.
9) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons.
10) Repeat yourself constantly.
11) Change what wewe repeat every now and then.
12) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.
13) Change what wewe repeat every now and then.
14) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else.
15) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries.
16) Change what wewe repeat every now and then.
17) One word: Caffeine.
1Cool Another word au two: Caffeine and Sugar.
19) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.
20) Using non-existent words like George kichaka would.
21) Change what wewe repeat again.
22) Speak in rapid Spanish.
23) Pretend not to know about the rule of personal space.
24) When doing number 23, pretend to have a heavy nose cold causing wewe to breathe heavily through your mouth. Sneeze occasionally.
25) Change what wewe repeat again.
26) wewe are better than everybody else. Let them know so.
27) Rudely correct everybody's grammar.
2Cool Don't proper grammar use while wewe are correcting them.
29) Pretend to be drunk.
30) Groom yourself while standing backwards (towards everybody) in an elevator.
31) Change what wewe repeat again.
32) Pretend your name is Cletus-Atkins-Wheatherby-Percival-Smith, and don't answer to anything else.
33) Call everybody wewe know Bob au Georgia. Bob for girls, Georgia for boys.
34) Fine people for stupid things, like being too popular, au having to many teeth.
35) Change what wewe repeat again.
36) For those who wish to annoy, riddles is that in which wewe should speak.
37) Lick your lips constantly, uigizaji as if doing so is pleasurable.
3Cool Pretend to be high.
39) Become severely narcoleptic in the middle of a conversazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
40) Change what wewe repeat again.
41) wewe ARE the lord of the dance. Never forget that.
42) Speak in Gaelic.
43) Blink rapidly and constantly.
44) Scratch yourself constantly. I am not saying where.
45) Strut.
46) Start repeating what wewe say as soon as wewe say it.
47) Start repeating what wewe say as soon as wewe say it.
4Cool Become "The Masked Wedgie Giver."
49) Spend all siku at a fast chakula restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cost money.
50) If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call.
51) Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you're a ''spider person.''
52) When attending a movie you've already seen, yell out: ''Don't let him in! He's the killer!''
53) When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often wewe should walk it.
54) When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: ''I hope I fixed it this time.''
55) Beep when a large person backs up.
56) Look around suspiciously in public and tell onlookers about the ''little men.''
57) Insist on making inanimate objects ''dance''
5Cool Occasionally talk into your hand in public.
59) Carry a duffel bag onto an elevator, wait until it's full, then ask if anyone knows how to disarm a bomb in less than 19 seconds.
60) When stopped at a traffic light during rush hour, claw desperately at the roof of the car.
61) Insist that someone accompany wewe to the public rest room because of Henry, the toilet monster.
62) Insist that life is ''one big musical,'' then try to prove your theory kwa randomly breaking out into song in public.
63) Have this orodha printed on a T-shirt and write above it "Check orodha for Today." Don't let anybody forget that wewe have it on.
2) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour.
3) Improvise Italian operas.
4) Gossip about someone to their face.
5) Answer every swali with a question.
6) Repeat yourself constantly.
7) Act like a member of the opposite sex.
Cool Repeat yourself constantly.
9) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons.
10) Repeat yourself constantly.
11) Change what wewe repeat every now and then.
12) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.
13) Change what wewe repeat every now and then.
14) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else.
15) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries.
16) Change what wewe repeat every now and then.
17) One word: Caffeine.
1Cool Another word au two: Caffeine and Sugar.
19) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.
20) Using non-existent words like George kichaka would.
21) Change what wewe repeat again.
22) Speak in rapid Spanish.
23) Pretend not to know about the rule of personal space.
24) When doing number 23, pretend to have a heavy nose cold causing wewe to breathe heavily through your mouth. Sneeze occasionally.
25) Change what wewe repeat again.
26) wewe are better than everybody else. Let them know so.
27) Rudely correct everybody's grammar.
2Cool Don't proper grammar use while wewe are correcting them.
29) Pretend to be drunk.
30) Groom yourself while standing backwards (towards everybody) in an elevator.
31) Change what wewe repeat again.
32) Pretend your name is Cletus-Atkins-Wheatherby-Percival-Smith, and don't answer to anything else.
33) Call everybody wewe know Bob au Georgia. Bob for girls, Georgia for boys.
34) Fine people for stupid things, like being too popular, au having to many teeth.
35) Change what wewe repeat again.
36) For those who wish to annoy, riddles is that in which wewe should speak.
37) Lick your lips constantly, uigizaji as if doing so is pleasurable.
3Cool Pretend to be high.
39) Become severely narcoleptic in the middle of a conversazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
40) Change what wewe repeat again.
41) wewe ARE the lord of the dance. Never forget that.
42) Speak in Gaelic.
43) Blink rapidly and constantly.
44) Scratch yourself constantly. I am not saying where.
45) Strut.
46) Start repeating what wewe say as soon as wewe say it.
47) Start repeating what wewe say as soon as wewe say it.
4Cool Become "The Masked Wedgie Giver."
49) Spend all siku at a fast chakula restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cost money.
50) If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call.
51) Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you're a ''spider person.''
52) When attending a movie you've already seen, yell out: ''Don't let him in! He's the killer!''
53) When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often wewe should walk it.
54) When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: ''I hope I fixed it this time.''
55) Beep when a large person backs up.
56) Look around suspiciously in public and tell onlookers about the ''little men.''
57) Insist on making inanimate objects ''dance''
5Cool Occasionally talk into your hand in public.
59) Carry a duffel bag onto an elevator, wait until it's full, then ask if anyone knows how to disarm a bomb in less than 19 seconds.
60) When stopped at a traffic light during rush hour, claw desperately at the roof of the car.
61) Insist that someone accompany wewe to the public rest room because of Henry, the toilet monster.
62) Insist that life is ''one big musical,'' then try to prove your theory kwa randomly breaking out into song in public.
63) Have this orodha printed on a T-shirt and write above it "Check orodha for Today." Don't let anybody forget that wewe have it on.
