41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If wewe have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your Marafiki come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary Marafiki that wewe ask their opinion of everything.

7. After wewe have your bath, wrap, upangaji pamoja a bath towel around wewe and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask wewe what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."

8. Run into walls.

9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping au running into something. Look at the ground and whenever wewe see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"

10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as wewe can.

11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an saa and a half, grunting your ABC's.

12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.

13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.

14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.

15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)

17. When wewe kuoga au bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"

18. Snort loudly when wewe laugh and laugh harder.

19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"

20. Try to climb the wall.

21. Say everything backwards.

22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"

23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"

24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When wewe fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"

25. Try to swim in the floor.

26. Pretend to be a phone.

27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."

28. In a supermarket, point at everything wewe see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"

29. Switch the light button on and off for a few dakika then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"

30. Tap on their door all night.

31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and kuvuka, msalaba your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let wewe buy what wewe want to have.

32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"

33. Claim wewe have been abducted kwa aliens before and tell all their friends.

34. When they ask wewe to call someone, stay where wewe are and yell their name.

35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I upendo wewe Mommy/Daddy"

36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".

37. If they ever take wewe to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their dawati chair.

38. Knock over every container of liquid wewe see "accidentally".

39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.

40. Bring nyumbani the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want wewe to see. Like a drop out au a goth au something. Tell them he/she's wewe new boyfriend/girlfriend.

41.Yell out maembe, embe everywhere wewe go