xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as wewe can and then start dancing
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when wewe laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary Marafiki that wewe talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!"
16. Stick cherrys on your nose and run around uigizaji like a clown.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When wewe kuoga au bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night.
25. Flush the toilet when they are in the shower.
26. Fill the bath up then let it out do the same thing 5 times and on the 6th time go 2 get in it and say: "mom/dad, the water's cold!"
27. Wear a t-shirt pointing at one of your parents saying I'm with silly people!
28. In a maduka makubwa yell at everything wewe see "I WANT THAT, CAN I HAVE IT!?"
29. After everything they say, say "yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but no!"
30. Claim wewe have been abducted kwa aliens before and tell all their friends!
31. Have a tantrum in the middle of the maduka makubwa and sit kuvuka, msalaba legged, arms folded in the middle of the floor so that wewe embarrass your mom/dad
Nothing much to say. Just... xDDDD
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as wewe can and then start dancing
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when wewe laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary Marafiki that wewe talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!"
16. Stick cherrys on your nose and run around uigizaji like a clown.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When wewe kuoga au bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night.
25. Flush the toilet when they are in the shower.
26. Fill the bath up then let it out do the same thing 5 times and on the 6th time go 2 get in it and say: "mom/dad, the water's cold!"
27. Wear a t-shirt pointing at one of your parents saying I'm with silly people!
28. In a maduka makubwa yell at everything wewe see "I WANT THAT, CAN I HAVE IT!?"
29. After everything they say, say "yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but no!"
30. Claim wewe have been abducted kwa aliens before and tell all their friends!
31. Have a tantrum in the middle of the maduka makubwa and sit kuvuka, msalaba legged, arms folded in the middle of the floor so that wewe embarrass your mom/dad
Nothing much to say. Just... xDDDD
Okay, so I was sitting on the kitanda last night watching some rubbish televisheni onyesha and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my upinde wa mvua colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I upendo wewe soooooo much' and so I was like 'I upendo wewe more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting wewe a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting wewe one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten dakika later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.
THE END
THE END
A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do wewe think are greater,the advantages au disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from wewe mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes wewe au hits wewe *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to wewe first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her Marafiki house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes wewe *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets wewe wear his clothing *he likes wewe in his stuff*
7) If wewe are tired of waiting for him to make the first songesha *make it yourself*
1) She walks away from wewe mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes wewe au hits wewe *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to wewe first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her Marafiki house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes wewe *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets wewe wear his clothing *he likes wewe in his stuff*
7) If wewe are tired of waiting for him to make the first songesha *make it yourself*
So, it's been five years since wewe passed. I wanted to take a few dakika to remind people of how wonderful wewe were and how much wewe impacted my life. Honestly, even now, I miss talking to you. I miss your upendo heshima on my ukuta and I miss just being able to talk to someone and being to say the things that I can't to anyone else.
Do wewe remember when wewe told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that wewe calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had zaidi time to be Marafiki and hang out together. I really do. wewe were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to wewe and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank wewe so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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Do wewe remember when wewe told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that wewe calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had zaidi time to be Marafiki and hang out together. I really do. wewe were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to wewe and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank wewe so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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