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okay if wewe have seen the fanpick fight au peace au some other content on this spot wewe know that me and zanessaomgfan and her sister have been fighting pretty agressivly i know i got my feelings hurt and i hurt her feelings we were both wrong and we are sorry for those we draged into the middle of it.
After our huge argument i decided to try to talk to zanessaomgfan and we both apologized with out backing down on what we believe.
I learned tonight that though we may disagree on something its no reason to be mean to one another and personally attack each other if we argue we need to make sure we keep it about what its really about and not make things personal because personally attacking others is not going to get us anywhere its just going to cause zaidi problems
so though i am sticking to my opinion that twihards need to respect others feelings and not post twilight stuff on here i also realize that we should first look for a peaceful resolution between the two groups and not rush into a war
i want to personally apologize to all those i insulted especially zanessaomgfan and her sister i acted like an idiot and i apologize i should never have let it get that far and i apologize from the bottom of my hearts
so whether your a twihard au can't stand twilight whose with me that this can be solved peacefully what do wewe guys say please maoni
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I apologize ahead of time. This was just too tempting to resist posting.
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Stand on juu of the high board and say wewe won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because wewe have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend wewe can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the juu of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...
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I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken kuvuka, msalaba the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to kuvuka, msalaba the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up kwa imba beach, pwani Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say wewe taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Tell me if u think this is funny au not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would wewe like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh wewe gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: wewe gonna tell me my fortune au what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell wewe your fortune?


Random guy: wewe alisema wewe WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have wewe been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and kuki, vidakuzi don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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posted by jedigal1990
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Hello fellow bila mpangilio fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform wewe that a certain new fanpoper with the jina la mtumiaji of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a swali saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a foramu saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now wewe will not be able to find these two contributions why wewe ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if wewe want proof that she alisema this check out this forum
link
Now wewe may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have aliyopewa us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We upendo to be held, talked too but if wewe press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very brave generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my Marafiki but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I upendo the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your moyo beat
Is my inayopendelewa lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If wewe could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my nyumbani though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes wewe happy.
I always want wewe to be happy.
I don't like it when wewe cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with wewe even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to songesha on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When wewe leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe wewe embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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