1)At the movies: When wewe meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are wewe doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't wewe try again?
3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4)At a restaurant: When wewe ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer siagi Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
5)At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets wewe after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well wewe haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6)When someone announces her wedding, and wewe ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7)When wewe see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: hujambo have wewe had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
8)At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.
AND FINALLY…….
9)When wewe get woken up at midnight kwa a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were wewe sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry au not. And wewe thought I was sleeping.... wewe dumb witted moron.
Stupid Question: Hey, what are wewe doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't wewe try again?
3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4)At a restaurant: When wewe ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer siagi Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.
5)At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets wewe after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well wewe haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6)When someone announces her wedding, and wewe ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7)When wewe see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: hujambo have wewe had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
8)At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.
AND FINALLY…….
9)When wewe get woken up at midnight kwa a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were wewe sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry au not. And wewe thought I was sleeping.... wewe dumb witted moron.
Let critics join the competition! #FreeOurCritique
Pretend powers-
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard au a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako mermaids does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
wewe can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic au inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for kusoma this makala and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard au a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako mermaids does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
wewe can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic au inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for kusoma this makala and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
Let's do this.
I made a new friend yesterday at my high school.His name is Anthony and we have some things in common which is great!
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the mitaani, mtaa from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!
Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.
wewe could also make a friend and maybe wewe have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right kwa you,if not at least wewe still see them au talk to them. :)
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the mitaani, mtaa from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!
Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.
wewe could also make a friend and maybe wewe have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right kwa you,if not at least wewe still see them au talk to them. :)
Okay..
So. I saw this movie once.
I can agree much of the uigizaji is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..
The one thing that reached my attention when kusoma the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..
But here's why that upsets me so much.
A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most maarufu girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck kwa cyber bullying.
And wewe know what happened?
She killed herself!
Yeah.
My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!
So.
Yeah..
Now wewe know why I was effected so strongly kwa this movie..
And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!
So. I saw this movie once.
I can agree much of the uigizaji is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..
The one thing that reached my attention when kusoma the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..
But here's why that upsets me so much.
A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most maarufu girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck kwa cyber bullying.
And wewe know what happened?
She killed herself!
Yeah.
My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!
So.
Yeah..
Now wewe know why I was effected so strongly kwa this movie..
And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!
hujambo Guys this is Rkofan22 aka Michael Lui
I'm hear to tell u the truth about utubers like jerry travone Ryan higa and takeshotaction
I hear that They are all ducebags they do stuff like cheat there subs kwa tricking them
And they also are racist saying stuff against asians likens saying fuck Asians they r the worst of the world who need to die which is bullshit
Asians are awesome
And they also upendo to be haters and they also hacked my Facebook
Fuck them all and takeshotaction cheats on his girlfriend
Jerry travone abuses Hiskids and ryanhiga is succussful
I'm hear to tell u the truth about utubers like jerry travone Ryan higa and takeshotaction
I hear that They are all ducebags they do stuff like cheat there subs kwa tricking them
And they also are racist saying stuff against asians likens saying fuck Asians they r the worst of the world who need to die which is bullshit
Asians are awesome
And they also upendo to be haters and they also hacked my Facebook
Fuck them all and takeshotaction cheats on his girlfriend
Jerry travone abuses Hiskids and ryanhiga is succussful
