posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that wewe didn't ask the price for.
3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the chakula comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.
4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
5. Pay for a large order in pennies.
6. Drive in circles around the drive through, ording just one item of your order each time wewe pass the window. For added fun, change clothes, hairstyles, glasses and fake beards with each pass.
7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them wewe are just window-shopping and drive on.
8. Leave a big 4 litre bottle of ketchup on your dashboard. When asked if wewe would like ketchup with your meal, laugh sadistically for a few seconds, then adopt a serious expression and gesture to the bottle on your dashboard.
9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box.
10. Drive up to the window. Then, without saying anything, produce a tape-measure. Measure all aspects of the window, make a note of the measurements in a notebook, then drive off.
11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come out, complain that wewe did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?"
12. When asked if they can take your order say, "No." Then wind up your window and just sit there staring straight ahead.
13. If they ask wewe to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
14. Order 10 large milkshakes. When they arrive, get out of your car, open the bonnet and pour 9 of the milkshakes into the oil filler. Place the remaining milkshake onto the pavement, and stare solemnly at it for three au four dakika with your head bowed. Then drive off. mduara, duara the block for 1 minute, then drive back and do it again.
15. When asked to pay for your order produce a huge bucket of pennies. Attempt to hand the heap of change to the cashier, but 'accidentally' drop it all over the pavement. Spend 10-15 dakika picking it all up, then when wewe have collected it all, pay kwa credit card.
16. Attempt to barter for your food. Offer CDs, Cassettes au anything else wewe have in your car (including Marafiki and family members).
17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
18. When they hand wewe your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.
19. Just stare at them when wewe pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.
20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.