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1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys upendo flirts.
3. A guy can like wewe for a minute, and then forget wewe afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are wewe doing something?" au "Have wewe eaten already?" are the first usual maswali a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all siku but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when wewe talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell wewe many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell wewe many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When wewe touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what wewe are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" au makes any excuses when you're asking him to do wewe a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like wewe and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. wewe have to tell a guy what wewe really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys upendo their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get wewe a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. wewe can never understand him unless wewe listen to him.
29. If a guy tells wewe he loves wewe once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before wewe believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with wewe may end up being admired kwa your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells wewe about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. wewe don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes wewe is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep wewe off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys upendo girls with brains zaidi than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years au more.
51. wewe have to tell a guy what wewe really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in upendo and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot zaidi than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks wewe to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut au silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as upendo at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who ngumi, punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys upendo girls who can cook au bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has zaidi problems than wewe can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do zaidi repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are zaidi talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still upendo them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked au pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all kwa his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of wewe au he's criticizing you.
87. When wewe catch him cheating on wewe and he asks for a sekunde chance, give it to him. But when wewe catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets wewe go, he really loves you.
89. If wewe have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at wewe and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves wewe zaidi than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance vitabu that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. wewe can tell if a guy is really hurt au in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks wewe for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters wewe and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. wewe can truly say that a guy has good intentions if wewe see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys upendo wewe zaidi than wewe upendo them if they are serious in your relationships.
Thanks too AMC, breaking Bad was played all thought christmas.. I PVR'd every every episode, in order.. And I mean EVER episode..

If wewe remember au not, I alisema I would possibly do reviews of Breaking Bad.. And turns out, I was right about that, so here I go..

Frankly, compared too MONSTER and BOJACK HORSEMAN (ironically Aaron Paul is the reason I watch BoJack, and because of Breaking Bad).. These reviews will be REAL reviews.. Lengthy, well thoughtout, and very worth reading..

So.. Last time I watched this show, I stopped around the beginning of season 3.. As it got rather boring.. Now.. With...
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posted by tamore
as much as i upendo the song kwa my upendo brittany spears this is about the bila mpangilio club

y'all are toxic not because y'all have different opinions (idgaf about that man) but because y'all are so quick to point out flaws. compliments are rare and instead everything seems to be a fight. it's a war of the egos because nobody wants to be wrong and everybody thinks they're better and smarter than everyone else.

it's interesting i suppose to look at it sociologically - the internet levels out such differences as socioeconomic class, appearance, gender to a large extent, location, language........... instead...
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posted by Hades_Shadow
For all Wreck-it Ralph mashabiki out there, here is a club I made here to create and play as your own character from any of the games in the Movie! So far we have the Games of Fix-it Felix Jr., Sugar Rush, and Heroes Duty! I would have just made a link but it would not add it here, so here it is!

To those who stumble on this article, Welcome! This will be the Role Play for those who upendo the Movie Wreck-It Ralph. This page itself is for wewe to game jump. wewe can share things with different characters, go try your luck in another game, and mainly to make friends. There will be a couple rules, but...
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posted by slenderman777
Hello. Please Listen to me, it's for you're own good. I feel compelled to warn wewe of the danger that was recently unleashed upon the internet. I don't have much time left as it is, I feel that he draws near.

I like to surf the net, as do most people. Sometimes the internet gets boring though, and i find myself having nothing to do than go on the anonymous webcamming site known as "Omegle". I'm sure most of wewe have heard of it, as it is notorious for having those perverts jerking their junk, taka on the webcam.

Well, I went into Omegle for the first time in forever, and well, I guess they have this...
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posted by deathding
Hello there! My name is Jared, and I was a huge shabiki of this old blog named Ask Dr. Robotnik, but it was cancelled due to his life having too much work.

But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.

wewe type in the maoni section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.

To get started, all wewe have to do is type into the maoni section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ maoni I'll make a new makala answering them with funny pictures and text!

This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.

 maoni now!
Comment now!
posted by PeacefulCritic
Before we get started I’ll like to make some rules for this list:
*Only anime allowed on this orodha meaning only Japanese cartoons
*They are rare exceptions to the last rule though, if the cartoon acts like an anime.
* I had to watch the anime to include the theme song to the list
*One song per anime

10.Princess Tutu Op(Morning Grace):
We start off this orodha with a very dark and tragic anime Op to match the anime it represents.The genre is the Magical girl genre so, of course it’s going to be dark. It’s known to be deceiving; Anyway back on topic with The Princess Tutu opening.
link]https://youtu.be/aH0ULZZScJQ[/url][/url]...
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posted by kicksomebut23
Simple,Named,Websites that are founded

lol.com
Bored.com
Nice.com
Flirt.com
Lonerwolf.com
Games.com
Gay.com
Red.com
Funny.com
Lesbian.com
Stupid.com
Pretty. Com
Turkey.com
Time.com
Chicken.com
Crazy.com
Boys.com
Girls.com
Purple.com (The website is just purple)
Pink.com
Light.com
Scary.com
Sexy.com
Naughty.com
Rap.com
People.com
Face.com
Drugs.com
Sonic.com
Native.com
Fish.com
Smelly.com
Smell.com
Yellow. Com
Yours.com
Fake. Com(founded best chanzo for plants?)
Play.com
Orange.com
Old.com
Typing.com
Hail.com
ill.com (a picture of a penguin)
Comic.com
Cat.com
Messy.com( DPK is someone princess)
Go.com (Disney?)
Lion.com
Battery.com
Power.com...
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posted by KristineGiangan
Have wewe ever experience that wewe don't have any Marafiki ? loner ? Ano ba talaga ng Friendships ?

Diba ang kaibigan laging na diyan sa tabi mo? Hindi ka nila iiwan at higit sa lahat lagi mong karamay .

What if ang mga kaibigan mo ay nakasala sayo ?
Papatawarin mo sila ulit . Pero ayaw naman ng mama mo . na makipagkaibiganka ulit sa kanila . Sila lang yung mga kaibigan mo since elementary hanggang naging High School ka .

Ano ba dapat gawin ? Susundin mo mama au Kaibigan nalang ang pipiliin mo ?

Kaibigan dapat ipapaglalaban . Kung hindi mo alam ang gagawin mo dapat maaliwasan mo muna ang isapan mo....
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posted by -SkySplitter-
Legend of Zelda Rap: kwa Smosh

Disclaimer: I don't own the lyrics.

Yeah, my name is Link, man
More well known than 'Lil Wayne
Oh wewe thought my name was Zelda?
(That's a f**king girl's name!)

I've saved the world like 15 times
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
With no help and no advice

(Hey, look, listen)
Hey look listen wewe f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen
To constant Katy Perry

I think it's about time
I got some recognition
Don't wewe think
Legend of Zelda?
Screw that!
Legend of Link!

[Chorus]
Cause he's the
L to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights everyday
Don't give...
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Ok, this is my first fan-fiction, no negative commments plz.

"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...














































































Teh thyme of Brumble haz cume.
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posted by KyoyaTategami01
Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!!

Yo Mama's so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed three seasons of Inuyasha!

Yo mama's so fat, Naruto couldnt make enough clones to see all sides of her.

Yo mama's so ugly, even Tamaki wouldn't hit on her.

Yo mama's so fat that the Dragon Ball Z crew uses her to make craters on set.

Yo mama's so ugly, she's the real reason sasuke left the village.

Yo mama's so fat that when she sat down on a park bench, she caused the Naruto timeskip
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Yo mama's so ugly that she's like a Death Note. Get someone to look...
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