60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus
2) We are just as shy as wewe are about relationships
3) Many of us don't let wewe see us cry, unless we want wewe to comfort us
4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if wewe are interested. But we will later deny it au make it into a joke
5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot au sexy. But not all of us
6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for wewe (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if wewe don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but wewe know...I think I like wewe in jeans better'
7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other au get advice on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught kwa ourselves with wewe because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves
8) MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing something else
9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until wewe prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that)
10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls
11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having wewe onyesha us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot punda girlfriend! Aren't wewe jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl
12) Nicknames like "Babe, au darling" are salama to call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess au Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking wewe are calling them to innocent au incapable of taking care of themselves.
13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE nickname that they just upendo to be called
14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell wewe that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" au "I upendo you". If wewe think they like you, there is a good chance they do.
15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up wewe in the hall and asks "Do wewe like Ashley?"
zaidi often than not in this scenario Ashley asked Brenda to ask wewe because she is to shy to ask wewe herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now wewe are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will now be looking at wewe in a different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if wewe already know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that wewe like Ashley. Take a chance.
16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.
17) Girls upendo to feel special, even though they might not onyesha it
18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So unless wewe tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if wewe are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not...
19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene.
20) Girls upendo it when a guy pulls them close kwa the waist
21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how
22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be inaonyesha too much
23) A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON
24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration
25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever
26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened.
27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't onyesha it.
28) When a girl is upset and wants wewe to listen, she wants wewe to listen. She doesn't need wewe to fix it au tell her how to. She just wants wewe to listen.
29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if wewe pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And zaidi likely than not, it will endear them to wewe zaidi than anything else.
30) Girls upendo it when guys say their name
31) Girls upendo confidence
32) When a girl cooks for you, wewe know wewe mean a lot to her
33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony
34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to wewe as much as wewe enjoy listening.
35) Saying something sweet might get wewe off the hook; doing something sweet will always get wewe off the hook.
36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
37) No matter what wewe say, your ex-girlfriend is a jembe, hoe to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us.
38) We are self-conscious kwa nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it.
39) Even if wewe think it is cool to burp, fart, au emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though we sometimes will tell wewe it is.
40) As far as wewe are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless wewe make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when wewe wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think wewe should wear that zaidi often"
41) Whatever wewe do, don't just onyesha up at our house unexpected au at least without ringing the door bell...we run around in our underwear just like wewe do. And no matter how much wewe would like to see that, we will likely never talk to wewe again
42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and wewe will be dirt.
43) We want wewe to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your punda at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want wewe to be too obvious.
44) We enjoy being kissed kwa wewe in front of your friends. It makes us feel like wewe care a lot about us.
45) wewe don't have PMS; so don't act like wewe know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me wewe never will.
46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing
47) We don't want wewe to say wewe upendo us if wewe don't mean it
48) We upendo it when wewe make eye contact with us while we talk.
49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence to guys (for some unknown reason)
50) If wewe ask a girl out directly, zaidi likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give her the chance to get to know wewe better and get to like wewe even more.
51) Most girls upendo it when guys ask them for advice.
52) Girls like it when wewe tell us what wewe are thinking, even if wewe don't understand it yourself
53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When wewe have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, wewe have a lot zaidi responsibility, privilege and control than wewe would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be Lost in a nanosecond
54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive and sensitive. However, this behavior can be carried too far. wewe don't have to hang on our every word au give in to our every whim. The thrill of the chase doesn't end after the first successful pick-up line. If wewe don't present us with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, au worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive.
55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns underlying what your woman says she likes and doesn't like. It would benefit wewe far zaidi to try and discern the nature of these than to repeat everything she admits to enjoying until she no longer does
56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then wewe do wewe earn us. We not some trophy wewe can earn,put on a shelf and admire. wewe have to care for us like the living human beings we are.(see 54)
57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP ASKING!!!
58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back.
59)The woman in your life needs to hear how wewe feel about her, and often. Tell her now
60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok.
1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus
2) We are just as shy as wewe are about relationships
3) Many of us don't let wewe see us cry, unless we want wewe to comfort us
4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if wewe are interested. But we will later deny it au make it into a joke
5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot au sexy. But not all of us
6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for wewe (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if wewe don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but wewe know...I think I like wewe in jeans better'
7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other au get advice on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught kwa ourselves with wewe because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves
8) MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing something else
9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until wewe prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that)
10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls
11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having wewe onyesha us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot punda girlfriend! Aren't wewe jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl
12) Nicknames like "Babe, au darling" are salama to call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess au Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking wewe are calling them to innocent au incapable of taking care of themselves.
13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE nickname that they just upendo to be called
14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell wewe that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" au "I upendo you". If wewe think they like you, there is a good chance they do.
15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up wewe in the hall and asks "Do wewe like Ashley?"
zaidi often than not in this scenario Ashley asked Brenda to ask wewe because she is to shy to ask wewe herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now wewe are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will now be looking at wewe in a different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if wewe already know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that wewe like Ashley. Take a chance.
16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.
17) Girls upendo to feel special, even though they might not onyesha it
18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So unless wewe tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if wewe are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not...
19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene.
20) Girls upendo it when a guy pulls them close kwa the waist
21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how
22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be inaonyesha too much
23) A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON
24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration
25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever
26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened.
27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't onyesha it.
28) When a girl is upset and wants wewe to listen, she wants wewe to listen. She doesn't need wewe to fix it au tell her how to. She just wants wewe to listen.
29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if wewe pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And zaidi likely than not, it will endear them to wewe zaidi than anything else.
30) Girls upendo it when guys say their name
31) Girls upendo confidence
32) When a girl cooks for you, wewe know wewe mean a lot to her
33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony
34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to wewe as much as wewe enjoy listening.
35) Saying something sweet might get wewe off the hook; doing something sweet will always get wewe off the hook.
36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
37) No matter what wewe say, your ex-girlfriend is a jembe, hoe to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us.
38) We are self-conscious kwa nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it.
39) Even if wewe think it is cool to burp, fart, au emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though we sometimes will tell wewe it is.
40) As far as wewe are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless wewe make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when wewe wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think wewe should wear that zaidi often"
41) Whatever wewe do, don't just onyesha up at our house unexpected au at least without ringing the door bell...we run around in our underwear just like wewe do. And no matter how much wewe would like to see that, we will likely never talk to wewe again
42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and wewe will be dirt.
43) We want wewe to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your punda at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want wewe to be too obvious.
44) We enjoy being kissed kwa wewe in front of your friends. It makes us feel like wewe care a lot about us.
45) wewe don't have PMS; so don't act like wewe know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me wewe never will.
46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing
47) We don't want wewe to say wewe upendo us if wewe don't mean it
48) We upendo it when wewe make eye contact with us while we talk.
49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence to guys (for some unknown reason)
50) If wewe ask a girl out directly, zaidi likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give her the chance to get to know wewe better and get to like wewe even more.
51) Most girls upendo it when guys ask them for advice.
52) Girls like it when wewe tell us what wewe are thinking, even if wewe don't understand it yourself
53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When wewe have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, wewe have a lot zaidi responsibility, privilege and control than wewe would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be Lost in a nanosecond
54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive and sensitive. However, this behavior can be carried too far. wewe don't have to hang on our every word au give in to our every whim. The thrill of the chase doesn't end after the first successful pick-up line. If wewe don't present us with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, au worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive.
55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns underlying what your woman says she likes and doesn't like. It would benefit wewe far zaidi to try and discern the nature of these than to repeat everything she admits to enjoying until she no longer does
56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then wewe do wewe earn us. We not some trophy wewe can earn,put on a shelf and admire. wewe have to care for us like the living human beings we are.(see 54)
57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP ASKING!!!
58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back.
59)The woman in your life needs to hear how wewe feel about her, and often. Tell her now
60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok.
Dude, this is scary! Let me tell wewe want happened.
I was walking up some stairs at school (we have alot of stairs) and a guy, a student I don't know is screaming at me,
"HEY!"
As I normally do, I replied "Hi." Now here is the disturbing part. He alisema (and still yelling),
"CAN I MESSAGE YOUR TOES?"
I was shocked. A stranger wants to touch my toes! So I alisema "No" and he did a "Darn"
Then he told all his Marafiki that I'm was his girlfriend. I was scared! It was soooo random. He asked me if the was true au not so he can prove it. Awkwardly, I answered "Yea......." THEN, then he did this really weird dance. He skipped and clapped at the same time. His Marafiki were laughing and he called me "Sweetheart"
I thought I may want to share
I was walking up some stairs at school (we have alot of stairs) and a guy, a student I don't know is screaming at me,
"HEY!"
As I normally do, I replied "Hi." Now here is the disturbing part. He alisema (and still yelling),
"CAN I MESSAGE YOUR TOES?"
I was shocked. A stranger wants to touch my toes! So I alisema "No" and he did a "Darn"
Then he told all his Marafiki that I'm was his girlfriend. I was scared! It was soooo random. He asked me if the was true au not so he can prove it. Awkwardly, I answered "Yea......." THEN, then he did this really weird dance. He skipped and clapped at the same time. His Marafiki were laughing and he called me "Sweetheart"
I thought I may want to share
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected kwa wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited kwa one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit au other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that wewe have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers au water witches. Someone who can locate water au Lost object with a rod au wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see au sense aura, au energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected kwa wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited kwa one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit au other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that wewe have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers au water witches. Someone who can locate water au Lost object with a rod au wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see au sense aura, au energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
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Stephanie
I ran into the bathroom. Dominic and Spencer were in the bright pink doorway.
Belinda was on the floor. Scarlet was watching Spencer. Spencer was crying. Wait. Spencer was crying. Wow. I think he's sick. Spencer's always smiling stupidly and talking about stupid things in a stupid voice. Not crying. Spencer has never cried. I'm his sister so I would know. I walked over. Spencer was hugging Dominic. My face flushed with anger. Spencer was my brother, not Dominic's.
"Spencer," I said. "She's gonna like you."
Spencer wiped away a tear. I got him a tissue and splashed water on his face. He was going to get detention. Oh well. He doesn't care anyway.
Stephanie
I ran into the bathroom. Dominic and Spencer were in the bright pink doorway.
Belinda was on the floor. Scarlet was watching Spencer. Spencer was crying. Wait. Spencer was crying. Wow. I think he's sick. Spencer's always smiling stupidly and talking about stupid things in a stupid voice. Not crying. Spencer has never cried. I'm his sister so I would know. I walked over. Spencer was hugging Dominic. My face flushed with anger. Spencer was my brother, not Dominic's.
"Spencer," I said. "She's gonna like you."
Spencer wiped away a tear. I got him a tissue and splashed water on his face. He was going to get detention. Oh well. He doesn't care anyway.
