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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are wewe listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do wewe like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks wewe to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks wewe to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your nyumbani alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your project is due, tell her, "Mom, my project is due tommarow."

14. When the timer goes off yell, "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" in her ear.

15. When your father leaves, say, "Finally! Hes gone!"

16. Cry to her how much wewe miss her after 5 mintues.

17. Make a bet that if wewe win, she has to pay your phone bill for a mwaka *If wewe win, laugh at her

18. Make an ugly picture and say, "Mom, this is a picture of you."

19. Make her mirror break when she looks into it and say,"Looks like the mirror doesn't like your face."And shrugg.

20. Say that wewe failed school.

21. Ask her for 55 books.

22. Make fun of her weight.(I wouldn't if I were you)

23. Say that she needs a makeover.

24. Pretend to drive her car then make a mark on it.

25. Yell at her saying shes stupid.
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Everything has changed

(Taylor)
All I knew this morning when I woke,
Is I know something now (know something now),
I didn't before.

And all I've seen,
Since 18 hours ago,
Is green eyes and freckles and your smile
In the back of my mind making me feel like...

(Taylor)
I just want to know wewe better,
Know wewe better, know wewe better now.
(2x)

(Both)
I just want to know wewe better,
Know wewe better, know wewe better now.

I just want to know you, know you, know you,.


Cause all I know is we alisema hello,
And your eyes look like coming home.
All I know is a simple name,
Everything has changed.

All I know is wewe held the...
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posted by MadMeggi
1. Walk up to an old person and scream "Grandma/Grandpa your alive!

2. Hide in a closet at Ikea and pop out at people saying "I'm back from Narnia!"

3. Throw water balloons at passing cars.

4. Go door to door asking people for ice cubes. Take them home, melt them, and then take them back saying "I don't want them anymore.

5. Give a bila mpangilio stranger a Wet Willy.

6. Get caught masturbating and watching porn.

7. Call Walmart and ask if they sell they're employees.

8. Slap a waitress.

9. When a waiter asks wewe want wewe want to drink, tell them "Wouldn't wewe like to know???!!!???"

10. When wewe hear someone say something depressing, scream out Let's have a party!
posted by dooodle
Pick the mwezi wewe were born on:
(Jan) I partied with
(Feb) I smoked with
(Mar) I kicked
(Apr) I kissed
(May) I fought
(Jun) I died with
(Jul) I drunk with
(Aug) I ran naked with
(Nov) I killed
(Sept) I went into the hunger games with
(Oct) I sung to
(Dec) I robbed a bank with

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Pick the siku wewe were born on:
(1) Finnick Odair, Sexyness god of panem
(2) Lindsey Lohan
(3) A hobo
(4) Josh Hutcherson
(5) A REALLY pretty girl
(6) An i-Pod
(7) My grandfather
(8) Peanuts
(9) One Direction
(10) A ninja
(11) Death
(12) A gummybear
(13) A corpse
(14) Aphrodite100
(15) Dumbledore
(16)...
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posted by brianna91997
1. if wewe have mario, play some mario games.

2. Go on fanpop for 1 au 2 hours.

3. post a couple tweets on twitter if wewe have an account.

4. play outside.

5. go bike riding au swimming

6. read a book (i know some people think its boring)

7. draw something on paper au on the computer

8. watch nyan cat on youtube

9. play a zelda game if wewe have any zelda games

10. watch hello kitty video on youtube

11. play your 3ds for 3 hours if wewe have a 3ds

12. post 100 pictures on deviantart if wewe have an account

13. make a account on a website wewe know of

14. post 10000000 pictures on this club (i know wewe cant...
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posted by LaurieLisa717
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posted by britishboy
 as a human
as a human
a boy named Christan was at a special place he took his phone he didn't know until now. Now Christan is living Different lives. with light and school but what he doesn't know is what will happen in the future its a journey in a matter of life and death but Christan is missing out on school can he stop and leave from heaven but Christan remembers that his mom said, once Anointed wewe can stay and use your powers to Erase wewe when wewe wanna come down wewe cane put them in and go. so he fights its long a long way down but Christan doesn't stop he goes and sees God. there halo shines but this works God helped. now. Christan goes but wait he cant use his powers again. to finish read book two buh-bye
 as an Angel
as an angel
"Joe!It wasn't any of the three girls!What now?"Josie asked."Whoa wait,Three?There was only two in her apartment!It Was Natalie and Penny!Natalie came in to see if Kate was okay!Then she called the cops!That means it was-"Joe said."Penny!!!What!!That's IT!"Josie alisema as she got her walkie talkie thing."Attention all units!This 92-J4!I need a couple cops to back me up at walnut, jozi Evergreen 46 lane!And hurry!"Josie said.
"Thanks Joe!"7 dakika later she and 4 other cops were at Penny's house."Okay,One,Two,Three!"Jenny said,As they busted down the door.They heard a gulp upstairs."Upstairs,Go go go."Josie...
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posted by adaug
Hello!Welcome to maswali with me!Okay first question:Uhm there's no name on here,okay well i says:Q:Why does TV Have commercials?A:good question!
answer is:WHY IS THE FREAKING SKY BLUE?GOD SHUT UP!

What do wewe think?Give your opinion in the comments!
And put your swali in the maoni and I'll answer one tomorrow!Bye!



IGNORE THIS PART!(I GOTTA MAKE IT LONGER!)

Yeah Remember TO maoni YOUR QUESTION!I WILL TRY AND ANSWER ONE,EITHER LATER TODAY,OR TOMORROW!


SO I GOTTA MAKE THIS THING LONGER (idk why)But yup!
Gah gotta make it longer!ARG!Oh well!
posted by shutyourface
what if kondoo where one of us do do do
a simple slob like one of us do do do

i don't live on a farm and i don't have a pet kondoo but there something about writting bila mpangilio makala about them i a krave

idiots put them in pies i think that is very disturbing wewe wouldn't but a baby in a pie??!!???!!

so what i'm saying is donate £3 a mwezi and a kondoo will be aliyopewa a nyumbani and not a pie and wewe will get a free adoption pack and a cudderly toy and what eever wewe donate shut-your-face fund will triple it
posted by nomblahnom
As I stare listlessly into the mirror, the fuzzy image that gazes back at me is someone I barely recognize. But I do. They say prison causes profound changes in a man, and the most extraordinary stem from the most incredible circumstances. That man in the mirror has undergone an unimaginable plethora of alterations because he is the absolute worst thing one can be in prison: an innocent man.

I detect the bitterness in his hazel eyes, the constant worry that wrinkles his forehead, the anxiety that sets his jaw like cement and the frustration that has lightened his hair from brown to salty beige....
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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet is so funny read and enjoy and if wewe like it the credit is not for me so have fun!

Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because wewe have the plate he usually eats from.”

A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.

The inayofuata siku the man calls again and asks for the boss.

“I told wewe “the wife replies, “He died last week”

The inayofuata siku again he calls again and once zaidi asks to speak to his boss, kwa this time the wife is getting...
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posted by invadercalliope
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she alisema
This is not enough

I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost
If I'm asking for help it's only because
Being with wewe has opened my eyes
Could I ever believe such a perfect surprise?

I keep asking myself, wondering how
I keep closing my eyes but I can't block wewe out
Wanna fly to a place where it's just wewe and me
Nobody else so we can be free

All the things she said
All the...
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posted by victorodonnell
I struggle to find my way back home,
Through the snow that clouds my vision.
Gasping for breath,
Watching the smoke wafting away,
I feel something strike me…
Something so strong, so light,
Just like the kiss wewe gave me,
On my dreariest days…

Very soon, pain strikes me at the same place,
Where your upendo struck me once.
Reflexively, my brain retains them -
Those memories that make me live,
Those memories that make me die.
I see you, baby, although my vision is hazy,
I see your smile, and feel the warmth
That made me smile, and now, that makes me cry!

I was like a lonely lion,
Wandering with no aim, no...
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posted by EllentheStrange
1.Ravens
2.Crows
3.Blood
4.Gothic
5.Emo
6.Punk
7.eyes
8.Horror
9.Macabre
10.Death
11.My Chemical Romance
12.wiL Francis
13.Tre Cool(as of three dakika ago)
14.werewolves
15.Robert Pattinson
16.Strangeness
17.AFI
18.Fanpop
19.Taking pictures
20.Edgar Allen Poe
21.Stephen King
23.Anne Rice
24.Alfred Hitchcock
25.The Crow
26.Comic Books
27.Cats
28.Cemeteries and graveyards
29.Deviantart
30.Strange fashion
hahahaha,i'm so weird.anyways leave your maoni telling me what wewe thing