2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
5. wewe have to tell a guy what wewe really want before he gets the message clearly.
6. Guys upendo their moms au grandmas.
7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
8. wewe can never understand him unless wewe listen to him.
9. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
10. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with wewe may end up being admired kwa your boyfriend.
11. A usual act that proves that the guy likes wewe is when he teases you.
12. Guys upendo girls with brains zaidi than girls in miniskirts.
13. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
14. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
15. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
16. Guys don't really have final decisions.
17. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
18. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
19. Guys like girls who are like their moms au grandmas. No kidding!
20. When a guy gives a crooked au pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
21. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
22. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
23. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of wewe au he’s criticizing you.
24. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters wewe and sometimes makes fun of you.
25. Guys hate girls who overreact.
26. Having one, good best friend to help wewe through these problems and always being there for wewe will make wewe feel 110% better. Have a nice, long, confessing conversation with them before wewe decide what you're gonna do with your boy.
27. Your girl Marafiki are much better than boys will ever be. Always have your one amazing friend and you'll get each other through everything! <3
It all started when Chloe was in the jikoni making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these keki in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these keki in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected kwa wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited kwa one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit au other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that wewe have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers au water witches. Someone who can locate water au Lost object with a rod au wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see au sense aura, au energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected kwa wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited kwa one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit au other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that wewe have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers au water witches. Someone who can locate water au Lost object with a rod au wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see au sense aura, au energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
1.Determine how many times a week wewe eat au want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 au 10.
Let's say wewe eat chokoleti 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number kwa 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the awali result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that kwa 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current mwaka (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If wewe haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming wewe were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 au 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one au two digits will be the number of times per week wewe eat au want chokoleti (the number wewe specified in the first step).
8 pieces of chokoleti a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say wewe eat chokoleti 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number kwa 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the awali result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that kwa 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current mwaka (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If wewe haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming wewe were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 au 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one au two digits will be the number of times per week wewe eat au want chokoleti (the number wewe specified in the first step).
8 pieces of chokoleti a week, 35 years of age.
5
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. wewe wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. wewe can tell me if wewe ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. wewe wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. wewe can tell me if wewe ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
At the end of series 3, wewe never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be inayofuata in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well wewe know that face au a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If wewe don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be inayofuata in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well wewe know that face au a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If wewe don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
Derpy
Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course wewe don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights zamani and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate uandishi skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? zaidi like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course wewe don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights zamani and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate uandishi skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? zaidi like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
