found this stuff and i wanted to share with wewe guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)
1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”
2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.
3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person inayofuata to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”
4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
5.Sing your maswali to the class.
6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.
7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.
8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".
9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
10.Tell your teacher that wewe don't do homework because it's against your religion.
11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is alisema often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a mduara, duara around your dawati laughing and clapping loudly.
12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start imba opera.
13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the siku of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a mduara, duara and light them. Sit in the middle of the mduara, duara with the ouji board and claim wewe are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.
15.Ask maswali while trying not to use any nouns au make any sense. ex: I have a question: When wewe alisema that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did wewe mean the thing that, wewe know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?
16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to hakikisha that wewe agree. When they ask wewe to stop, say "but I upendo wewe so!!"
17.When wewe have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
18.When a teacher asks wewe for your homework, angrily exclaim that wewe are a member of Greenpeace au the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.
19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where babies come from in a childish voice.
20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.
21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .
22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .
23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”
2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.
3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person inayofuata to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”
4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
5.Sing your maswali to the class.
6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.
7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.
8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".
9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
10.Tell your teacher that wewe don't do homework because it's against your religion.
11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is alisema often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a mduara, duara around your dawati laughing and clapping loudly.
12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start imba opera.
13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the siku of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a mduara, duara and light them. Sit in the middle of the mduara, duara with the ouji board and claim wewe are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.
15.Ask maswali while trying not to use any nouns au make any sense. ex: I have a question: When wewe alisema that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did wewe mean the thing that, wewe know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?
16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to hakikisha that wewe agree. When they ask wewe to stop, say "but I upendo wewe so!!"
17.When wewe have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
18.When a teacher asks wewe for your homework, angrily exclaim that wewe are a member of Greenpeace au the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.
19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where babies come from in a childish voice.
20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.
21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .
22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .
23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
I'll do my best not to give out spoilers.. Would be hard though...
#1: JOHN MARSTON:
Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.
When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" kwa comparison.
I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...
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#1: JOHN MARSTON:
"Give the Devil my regards."
Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.
When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" kwa comparison.
I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...
When we watch a show, we enjoy characters for their heroic actions, brave hearts, and winning personalities. We like them basically because of the kind, sweet people that they are. Well...THIS IS NOT THAT LIST. This orodha is about the characters who are known (and even celebrated) as downright jerks. Granted, most of these characters do have good hearts but what makes them memorable is their extremely flawed personalities. Whether it be cockiness, grouchiness, racism, au just bossiness. These characters have a place in our hearts despite their unpleasant personalities, because we just can't help but like them.
10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".
9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".
8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".
6. Helga Pataki from "Hey Arnold".
5. Miss Finster from "Recess".
4. Binky Barnes from "Arthur".
3. Barney Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show".
2. Skipper from "Gilligan's Island".
1. Fred Flintstone from "The Flintstones".
Welcome to my list! ^__^
