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Script for the talent-show.


Character's:
Sari-math teacher
Ecem-The one who knows everything
Andreea-the one who talks fast and never knows anything.
Nermin-She correct's Andrea every-time.
Sibel-gossip girl,she doesn't really know anything.
Anthony-late kid.


The scene starts with Ecem sitted nicely
taking out,a pencil,a ruler,a potractor,a scissor,a pen,a red pen,coloured pencils and etc...

then it comes of that Nermin comes and the two student's condradict with eachother what the circumference really means.
Nermin:The radius is the distance from the centre to the circumference.
Ecem:(stares,shocked!) wow....(sarcastically) actually it is the distance AROUND THE mduara, duara what wewe alisema is actually the radius.
The teacher:(noddds)
~meanwhile~
(Andreea comes in)
andreea:ms...Im so sorry,I couldn't do my math homework because the dog ate it and so...I woke up but the teethbrush fell in the toilet and then...(etc)
...and even,I didn't even understand this chapter very well like what should a chord mean it's just too complicated!

Ecem:well..the chord is a line joining two points on the circumference.
(sari is amazed)
Sari:good job,finally someone smart enough to pass!.
(Sibel then just enters)
sibel:(sort of mad) and what do wewe mean kwa that?
sari:(sigh's) well then if wewe 'know everything' what is a sector?
sibel:(pffft) that's like...so easy,it's the place wewe live in Bucharest like sector 1,2,3...
sari:(does like this,Im going to onyesha it to you:)
well that's just....wrong...(sigh)
andreea I know wewe could explain me what a sector is right?
Andreea(shrugs,of course I can ,I mean...
a sector is the region enclosed kwa an arc and two radius.
Nermin:actually it's two radii not radius,1 radius 2 radii.
Andreea:yeah,I knew that! (rolls eyes).
banner kid comes, inaonyesha (after 10 minutes)
(Sibel talks to andreea and Nermin)
Sibel:omg so did wewe just see those people uandishi the Pi nr.s?
Andreea:yeah totally....they must've been really bored at nyumbani to learn those numbers!.
Sibel:(giggles) agree with wewe on that.
Sari:taps with a ruler:guys please!!!
(Sibel and Andreea still continue talking)
Sari:enough!,you!(points at sibel)
got a red-card!
Sibel:contiue's talking that she realizes what happened.
Sibel:(falls down) noooo please!!
Sari:you will only sit down and I will only cancel it if wewe are able to tell me what does a perpendicular bisector do?!.
Sibel:still on the floor,but that's just...totally unrelated to Pi and this chapter.
Sari:that was the point.You worth your red-card.(smiles)
(banner kid comes inaonyesha 15 min. later)
Sibel:umm...-er-...
Ecem: ahh,     know,I know!!!!(holds breath)
andreea:I know I know!!!!
Nermin:you do?
Andrea:no,of course not,I just don't want her to think Im dumb.
Nermin:ohh right (nodds).
Sari:(sigh) ok....Andrea then tell sibel what it means...
andreea:(puts her hand down)...I was just stretching(does some stretching).
sari:ecem?
Ecem:finally(regains breath),:
The perpendicular bi-sector divides a straight line into two eqal parts at right angles.
and also wewe can use compasses to construct an angle bisector,but also with a ruler au a potractor.
Sari: great job wewe have a green card,you can sit down now sibel.
Sibel:finally...!
Nermin:yeah like green cards will ever help!
andrea:ikr?!!
Sari:well actually one zaidi green-card,Ecem and wewe will go on a free trip to any country you'd like for 2 weeks and,guess what the school will pay!
(Nermin& Andrea shake heads)
Andrea:poke me something's not right,I think this is too...fake?
nermin:your not the only one.
Ecem:smiles continueslly.
~meanwhile~
(everyone works)
(Anthony comes in)
Anthony:ahh sorry miss...I know Im late but it took me like 15 zaidi dakika to fetch a late slip!.
Sari:There's no excuse your 45 minutes,39 seconds,12 milliseconds late to the ,2nd floor,math class,ISB school,...etc...
(anthony while he goes back he falls down)
Ecem:Don't move! you've fallen down at 90 degrees clockwise,at a very low speed.
Sari:ecem......Im very dissapointed in you!.
ecem:??(looks confused)
Sari:Im feeling like giving wewe a redcard right now!.
Ecem:whatt??!!
Sari:He didn't rotate 90 degree...it's 95,couldn't wewe see?
Ecem:(knees down)ohh sorry! I deserve to be punished,ohh kill me i can't live in this regret.
Sari:jeezz calm down,let's not get too muuch into drama shows...keep it a math show:)
Ecem:ummm ok then(smiles:)
Sari:now...I've got some heartbraking news to tell wewe the most heart-breaking part that will break all your heart's in heart-breaking pieces of heart-breaking parts.
Andrea&nermin(together):that was weird....
Sari:prepare for the test!
(all):nooo...
Sari:quiet...the upper years are having they're mock exam's!,now before the test...
some help...
when calculating...:write down the information wewe know and the information wewe are trying to find out when solving a problem,this make's it easier to solve the problem kwa changing it into a calculation.
Check the majibu to a division au multiplication problem kwa taking the answer and performing the inverse operation.
And even though it's been ridiculously reapeated leave the one's wewe currently don't know and do the one's wewe know.
In this way wewe will have zaidi time to do the other question's wewe know and come back to the one's wewe don't know later,possibly wewe might get some help from the other maswali and maybe,find a way to solve the ones wewe don't really know.
(banner comes saying,THE END,TURNS BANNER,'CLAP'.)

well that's really it:)...
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