LOLs!!
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !
HE: How did wewe get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been aliyopewa your share !
HE: Will wewe come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: I think I could make wewe very happy
SHE: Why? Are wewe leaving?
HE: What would wewe say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't wewe already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!
HE: Do wewe think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
HE: Where have wewe been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen wewe someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this kiti, kiti cha empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if wewe sit down .
HE: So, what do wewe do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: hujambo baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
Source: 2sleep.com
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !
HE: How did wewe get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been aliyopewa your share !
HE: Will wewe come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: I think I could make wewe very happy
SHE: Why? Are wewe leaving?
HE: What would wewe say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't wewe already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!
HE: Do wewe think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
HE: Where have wewe been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen wewe someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this kiti, kiti cha empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if wewe sit down .
HE: So, what do wewe do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: hujambo baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
Source: 2sleep.com
She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.
“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.
This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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One of my favorite book series'.
Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American muziki Awards coming up on the 21st of November.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend Usher and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
wewe can vote for your vipendwa on the event webpage here: American muziki Awards.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend Usher and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
wewe can vote for your vipendwa on the event webpage here: American muziki Awards.
This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
5 zaidi incredibly bila mpangilio stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and bila mpangilio in it's own way....
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Jesus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide kwa zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Jesus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide kwa zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates wewe , like constantly talking au doing everything wewe do , well im gonna help wewe deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , wewe can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a mto in wewe purse/bag , so if wewe need to scream , scream in the mto , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , wewe COULD use them to block that person out , but studies onyesha that if that person happens to kumeza one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , wewe can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a mto in wewe purse/bag , so if wewe need to scream , scream in the mto , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , wewe COULD use them to block that person out , but studies onyesha that if that person happens to kumeza one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
Are You MAD!?
I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't shabiki anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their profaili and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to shabiki someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a shabiki of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my inayofuata reason...
If wewe have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to shabiki you.
However, if i can see that you're a shabiki of 'Random' au 'Harry Potter' au 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will shabiki wewe back.
On the other hand, if wewe are looking at this thinking that wewe haven't done any of these things, then feel free to shabiki me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to shabiki someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a shabiki of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my inayofuata reason...
If wewe have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to shabiki you.
However, if i can see that you're a shabiki of 'Random' au 'Harry Potter' au 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will shabiki wewe back.
On the other hand, if wewe are looking at this thinking that wewe haven't done any of these things, then feel free to shabiki me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
