One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could wewe pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? alisema the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.

Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.

Hope that made wewe laugh.

Here are 2 bila mpangilio facts:
They don't sell Smarties au Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.