1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as wewe walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at wewe for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.
6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t wewe wearing shoes” wewe reply kwa standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.
7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”
8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
9. When your teacher tells wewe to stop, kuvuka, msalaba your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”
10.Don’t do your Homework.
11. When your teacher asks wewe why wewe didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.
12. When wewe have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), wewe stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
13.During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do wewe need help on?” wewe smirk and whisper “I know what wewe did last summer” XD (A/n: gets them every time!!!!)
14. Wear your Sasuke costume to school.
15.When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”
16. 5 dakika after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”
16. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.
17. (Back in normal clothes) hand Candy out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for wewe =P that’s payback for that F!” >D
18. Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why wewe were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D
19. When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 sekunde and the bottom.
20. When wewe leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”
21. onyesha up to class (now they got to do their job XD SUCKERS!)
22. Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”
23. Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”
24. Whisper to the person inayofuata to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
25. When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out bila mpangilio things (Pickle, pepto bismol, abortion, cow, etc.) and mess everyone up.
26. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
27. Tell your teacher wewe heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.
28. During an exam, act like wewe need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)
29. When wewe graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS wewe SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
30. When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up kwa their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”
31.Everytime she/he says 'who' correct her to say 'whom' even if its incorrect
32.Speak like Yoda
33.Correct her/him whenever she says 'good' instead of 'well'
34.Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language
35.Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says
36.Come late to class in a Spider-Man cosume, say there was "a disturbance"
37.Ask if why she asks maswali if she "supposedly" knows the answer.
38.Tell her wewe know shakespeare personally, and her/his interpretations are wrong
39.when the teacher turns to write on the board, throw paper au rubbers at them
40.When the teacher says to “take a seat”, wewe answer “take it where”.
41.When the teacher calls your name at roll call, wewe answer “Absent
42.If wewe so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
43.Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it
44.Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head
45.Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one au two points higher than it actually is.
46.Use crayon for important assignments
47.When possible, eat chakula in class. Loud, crunchy food
48.Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.
49.Blurt out the majibu to the teachers questions
50.Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.
51.. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”
52.Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.
i got a lot of these from jus copyinqq +& pastinqq so dont give mehh alL the credit!!
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at wewe for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.
6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t wewe wearing shoes” wewe reply kwa standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.
7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”
8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
9. When your teacher tells wewe to stop, kuvuka, msalaba your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”
10.Don’t do your Homework.
11. When your teacher asks wewe why wewe didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.
12. When wewe have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), wewe stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
13.During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do wewe need help on?” wewe smirk and whisper “I know what wewe did last summer” XD (A/n: gets them every time!!!!)
14. Wear your Sasuke costume to school.
15.When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”
16. 5 dakika after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”
16. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.
17. (Back in normal clothes) hand Candy out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for wewe =P that’s payback for that F!” >D
18. Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why wewe were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D
19. When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 sekunde and the bottom.
20. When wewe leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”
21. onyesha up to class (now they got to do their job XD SUCKERS!)
22. Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”
23. Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”
24. Whisper to the person inayofuata to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
25. When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out bila mpangilio things (Pickle, pepto bismol, abortion, cow, etc.) and mess everyone up.
26. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
27. Tell your teacher wewe heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.
28. During an exam, act like wewe need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)
29. When wewe graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS wewe SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
30. When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up kwa their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”
31.Everytime she/he says 'who' correct her to say 'whom' even if its incorrect
32.Speak like Yoda
33.Correct her/him whenever she says 'good' instead of 'well'
34.Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language
35.Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says
36.Come late to class in a Spider-Man cosume, say there was "a disturbance"
37.Ask if why she asks maswali if she "supposedly" knows the answer.
38.Tell her wewe know shakespeare personally, and her/his interpretations are wrong
39.when the teacher turns to write on the board, throw paper au rubbers at them
40.When the teacher says to “take a seat”, wewe answer “take it where”.
41.When the teacher calls your name at roll call, wewe answer “Absent
42.If wewe so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
43.Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it
44.Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head
45.Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one au two points higher than it actually is.
46.Use crayon for important assignments
47.When possible, eat chakula in class. Loud, crunchy food
48.Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.
49.Blurt out the majibu to the teachers questions
50.Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.
51.. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”
52.Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.
i got a lot of these from jus copyinqq +& pastinqq so dont give mehh alL the credit!!
I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope wewe enjoy this.
Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)
If anyone has anymore ideas, please maoni and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make zaidi lines.
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Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)
If anyone has anymore ideas, please maoni and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make zaidi lines.
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Skittles Vodka
This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite mkufu on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me samaki all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast wewe need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and wewe will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and wewe will get a tail but wewe do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also wewe will get powers when wewe do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on wewe but the spell the got put on wewe will end in the mornings.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite mkufu on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me samaki all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast wewe need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and wewe will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and wewe will get a tail but wewe do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also wewe will get powers when wewe do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on wewe but the spell the got put on wewe will end in the mornings.
