Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a banana, ndizi strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the orodha wewe have to watch out for:
1.The simplest way is the banana, ndizi peel. Bananas like to be wackos and onyesha themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if wewe are near a slippery set of stairs at school and wewe don't see the banana, ndizi peel, there's a chance wewe will be falling somewhere. They were most likely staring at the twin grapes that were on your tray.
2. The most uncommon way is easy, too---bananas are on trees, so if you're walking under a banana, ndizi mti and one is about to fall off, there's an easy concussion for you.
3. DO NOT PUT A GREEN banana, ndizi AND A BROWN banana, ndizi TOGETHER!!!! Those two are the worst evil pair duos of the century. The brown banana, ndizi has an evil disease and is the most troublesome, so if wewe put it inayofuata to a clean and nice and brave banana, there will be conversion there! wewe do not want your bananas all going bad, because believe me, they like putting on raids. Just as the apples in my matunda bowl...
4. If wewe didn't eat the whole banana, every single part of it, the stink in the garbage can will increase. They think wewe are destroying their dignity, so if wewe don't eat every last bite besides the peel, they onyesha wewe what SMELL actually means.
5. And finally, do not throw a banana, especially if wewe just got done saying that wewe really like them and wewe want to eat more. If wewe throw the banana, it will come back at wewe in the face, probably giving wewe a broken nose and blindness. And if wewe are really smart, do not give a banana, ndizi to your counterpart kangaroo. Believe me, if they start throwing bananas wewe are in BIG trouble. Who knows how many people around the world will suffer from cardiac arrest...!
Some of these written are just for entertainment, everbody. But wewe can probably give a guess as to which ones were really true. Then again, bananas have become evil over the years... O_O
1.The simplest way is the banana, ndizi peel. Bananas like to be wackos and onyesha themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if wewe are near a slippery set of stairs at school and wewe don't see the banana, ndizi peel, there's a chance wewe will be falling somewhere. They were most likely staring at the twin grapes that were on your tray.
2. The most uncommon way is easy, too---bananas are on trees, so if you're walking under a banana, ndizi mti and one is about to fall off, there's an easy concussion for you.
3. DO NOT PUT A GREEN banana, ndizi AND A BROWN banana, ndizi TOGETHER!!!! Those two are the worst evil pair duos of the century. The brown banana, ndizi has an evil disease and is the most troublesome, so if wewe put it inayofuata to a clean and nice and brave banana, there will be conversion there! wewe do not want your bananas all going bad, because believe me, they like putting on raids. Just as the apples in my matunda bowl...
4. If wewe didn't eat the whole banana, every single part of it, the stink in the garbage can will increase. They think wewe are destroying their dignity, so if wewe don't eat every last bite besides the peel, they onyesha wewe what SMELL actually means.
5. And finally, do not throw a banana, especially if wewe just got done saying that wewe really like them and wewe want to eat more. If wewe throw the banana, it will come back at wewe in the face, probably giving wewe a broken nose and blindness. And if wewe are really smart, do not give a banana, ndizi to your counterpart kangaroo. Believe me, if they start throwing bananas wewe are in BIG trouble. Who knows how many people around the world will suffer from cardiac arrest...!
Some of these written are just for entertainment, everbody. But wewe can probably give a guess as to which ones were really true. Then again, bananas have become evil over the years... O_O
* machungwa, chungwa Lavaburst
* peach, pichi (no longer produced)
* Poppin' pink Lemonade
* strawberry Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Candy apple cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* matunda Pow
* matunda Punch
* Orange
* machungwa, chungwa Supernova
* pink Lemonade
* raspberry, rasiberi Kiwi
* Strawberry
* strawberry Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C sour, wamekula Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
* peach, pichi (no longer produced)
* Poppin' pink Lemonade
* strawberry Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Candy apple cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* matunda Pow
* matunda Punch
* Orange
* machungwa, chungwa Supernova
* pink Lemonade
* raspberry, rasiberi Kiwi
* Strawberry
* strawberry Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C sour, wamekula Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our Marafiki and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if wewe sometimes feel sad au depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to wewe sorry, but if your in any other country, then wewe still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When wewe think of chokoleti everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
9. We've all got our Marafiki and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if wewe sometimes feel sad au depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to wewe sorry, but if your in any other country, then wewe still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When wewe think of chokoleti everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other makala like this so here's another one.I hope wewe enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks kwa (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a chai party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals kwa say "would wewe like to jiunge us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the pink fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good au I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks kwa (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a chai party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals kwa say "would wewe like to jiunge us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the pink fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good au I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?