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1. The coffee-flavored donut.

2. The ShamWOW!

3. Middle school au any school in particular

4. Baseball cards

5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it

6. Misquitoes

7. Bees!!!!!!!!

8. Wasps!!!!

9. People who think they have ESP

10. Math

11. The popcorn ball

12. A imba mpira wa kikapu (yes they're real)

13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)

14. Antelopes

15. automatic soap dispensers
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Editor’s Note: This is a contribution kwa Jennifer Pastiloff

“Love yourself—accept yourself—forgive yourself—and be good to yourself, because without wewe the rest of us are without a chanzo of many wonderful things.” ~Leo F. Buscaglia

You mean I am a chanzo of many wonderful things?

Yes. Actually wewe are. Own up to it.

Leo has it right.

1. upendo yourself.

Despite all the things that wewe think may be terribly wrong with you, upendo yourself. upendo yourself.

Tattoo it on your brain.

I can think of so many reasons why wewe should upendo yourself, but here’s just one: It is incredibly dull and...
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-I was at Hogwarts in a swimming pool, dancing with Ron Weasley with a straw up my nose

-My class took a field trip to a playground, and the only piece of equipment was a big statue of Discord (MLP) sleeping. It was HUGE. Everyone climbed in and on it (it was hollow inside), and I fell asleep on his nose. Then he woke up and turned out to actually be Discord. He discorded me and forced me to trap all of my friend inside of him. GOD THIS DREAM SOUNDS SO WEIRD

-I was in a mansion, but apparently the only bathroom was in the kitchen, and the door only closed a third of the way. Anyway, I had to...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
Harsh words & violent blows
Hidden secrets nobody knows
Eyes are open, hands are fisted
Deep inside I'm warped & twisted
So many tricks & so many lies
Too many whens & too many whys
Nobody's special, nobody's gifted
I'm just me, warped & twisted
Sleeping awake & choking on a dream
Listening loudly to a silent scream
Call my mind, the number's unlisted
Lost in someone so warped & twisted
On my knees, alive but dead
Look at the invisible blood I've bled
I'm not gone, my mind has drifted
Don't expect much, I'm warped & twisted
Burnt out, wasted, empty, & hollow
Today's just yesterday's tomorrow
The sun died out, the ashes sifted
I'm still here, warped & twisted
Drifting into empty Space
I have been like that Since saw my Dads evil face.
posted by tokidoki123
Slam a guy in the head with hungary's pan,make gilbird peck someone,Throw a vodka bottle on someones head,Yell pasta,Find someone in a nyanya box,Shoot someone with germany's gun,Show your disgust through the piano,Romano headbash/choke somebody,Buy plenty of sausages at the mart,Call someone Romano/Italy style,give dirty vitabu for christmas,ask england to marry you,get a kaa stuck in your head,Make bad tea,whip your hair back and forth with france,Eat Too many burgers,talk to panda man,Order the ''F*ck box", Get kidnapped too many times,Float through the air screaming Vodka,Eat pasta, tambi with...
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posted by holly-cow-noooo
Crying

I know I promised I'd never make wewe cry;
I know it hurts but please dry your eyes.

I will give to wewe whatever wewe need;
A hug, a kiss, just tells me please.

To see wewe cry is a terrible sight;
Just let me upendo wewe and I'll hold wewe tight.

I'll do anything wewe want to make wewe proud;
I'll climb the highest peak and yell your name aloud.

I upendo wewe to much to see wewe cry;
Please sweetheart don't say goodbye.

Don't push me away I must stay near;
To gently wipe away your tears.

If we must truly say goodbye;
One zaidi time just close your eyes.

And let us share one final kiss;
For wewe are the love, I will forever miss.
•    HUG it daily
•    Be nice and pet it when it is feeling emotional
•    Kiss it twice everyday
•    Play patty cake with it fiercely
•    Don’t cuss in your house
•    Give it an even number of baths everyday (You better be listening!)
•    Don’t let it watch educational television
•    Enter the room with a bow ,when wewe visit your farasi dormitory
•    Don’t ever scare it au tease it with yarn...
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Air, pollution, hair drying and the curling irons...

These all take their toll on healthy hair. After a while, hair loses its shine and volume.

That's why we have a trick for wewe today to put the shine back in your locks using natural products.

The first thing wewe need to do is beat an egg white with two meza, jedwali spoons of apple vinegar. Apply this mix to your hair and let it work for 15 minutes.

Then wash your hair with shampoo and use the conditioner that wewe usually do.

Now wewe are ready for the inayofuata step. While wewe have the first mix on, boil some water with parsley. Before washing your hair, take out the parsley and let the left over parsley water cool. Bring it with wewe when wewe wash out your hair.

Attention: when wewe wash out the shampoo and the conditioner, then apply the parsley water for one last shine treatment.

Between the egg mix and the parsley, your hair should be truly shiny.

wewe can do this treatment whenever wewe want, because it does not damage your hair.
posted by Omigosh122
Going thru the snow,

on a pair of broken skii's,

jumpin over houses!

And bashing into trees!

The snow is bloody-red,

Santa's almost dead!

Cuz a little racoon took his gun

and shot 'em in the head!

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