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posted by Kanji
wewe turned to see a figure holding your Marafiki lifeless body. wewe screamed and the figure saw wewe and dissappered in the shadowy trees."Hey" wewe screamed run to were the figure once was.you stopped and leaned over your Marafiki lifeless body wewe started to cry and everything got blurry.you jumped as someone touched your shoulder.you spun around to see a guy a little older then wewe with red eyes.you backed up and bumped into something else wewe turned around to see your friend with the same red hungry eyes,smiling evilly."what the" wewe murmured to your self backing up,the guy took wewe kwa your wast as wewe backed up into him and stopped wewe from moving."you know it's a waste that i want to keep wewe human" he spoke slowly but clearly "sadly wewe should be happy im not going to turn you...yet" he chucked and lay his head on your shoulder.you couldn't speak too afraid of what was happening then wewe felt a pain in your neck and screamed then soon blacked out.You woke up and looked around you.The place looked like a abandon hotel,the windows were boarded up but wewe could see sun light getting through.You went over to the door and walked into the hallway the lights in the hall were flickering.You turned and walked around the corner wewe looked up and saw your friend.Her eyes were back to normal, but blood was on her face and wewe backed way from her."Your awake!"she announced happily and walked toward you.You backed into the ukuta and then she stopped 15 feet away from wewe "oh no, im hungry again" she alisema sadly looking at the ground.When she looked up again her eyes were red,she ran towards wewe and pinned wewe to the ukuta "Can I eat you?"she asked grimly she got closer to wewe and wewe screamed shuting your eyes.When wewe looked again the man from before was holding her away from you."_Are wewe ok?" he asked.You stared a him "how do wewe know my name?" wewe asked "I told him" your friend alisema with her eyes back to normal.He laughed "im Felix" he said.
posted by blaise_jez
Q .. How do wewe sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.

Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".

Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.

Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.

Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.

Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. wewe keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q .. How to wewe keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q .. What do wewe do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
posted by miniabby33
Things to do when bored.
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime wewe see someon say a compleatly bila mpangilio word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a chai party like wewe did when wewe were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes kwa except old people


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I owe a lot of thanks to the wonderful people of this website. I've learned a lot from all of wewe and have changed a lot as a person.

I used to not value friendship that much. I was born with autism so I tried to avoid having friends. I was cool with being kwa my own, but a former fanpop member, named Harleenquinzel5 (Lola), became my first true friend on here. Her kindness and supportive nature made me care about friendship.

Since then, I've met several zaidi wonderful people who have become close Marafiki of mine.

Thank wewe my friends. Your messages, comments, props, images, etc. give me tons of sunshine and make me appreciate my life even more.

Thank wewe for giving me the magic of friendship. You're amazing Marafiki that make fanpop a great place!
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