bila mpangilio Article: the Angel on my other shoulder

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posted by orangeturnip

when that Angel sits on my shoulder
whispers into my moyo
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Angel appears to wewe in form of desire
wewe float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
wewe jump about
cos wewe cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Angel with her good intensions
will make wewe fly
the Angel will make wewe cry
the Angel will make wewe feel how others feel
so wewe can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Angel and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Lost

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 3 others like this

IMLPZ Coooooooooooolllllllll!!!

TDI100 o....m...g that is so deep

orangeturnip ^thanx

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F to pay respects to Notre Dame

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Lolita Candids

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My juu 5 inayopendelewa Duos

posted by Windrises

Several of my inayopendelewa fictional characters are great alone, but others need a another good character to balance things out. This orodha is about the 5 duos that I like the most. I hope wewe read it and enjoy the list.

5. the Black Snow Princess and Megumi (Accel World)

Accel World is a anime show. The Black Snow Princess (Kuroyukihime) is the main female character and Megumi is her best friend. The 2 of them have a heartwarming and adorable friendship. The 18th episode is focused on them and it's easily my inayopendelewa episode. In that episode it's reveled how much they mean to each other. I'm not...

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Oz: The Great and Powerful

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TRUTH & DARE maswali (dirty for 13+)

posted by Feathershine

TRUTH

Who do wewe have a crush on?

If wewe had to tarehe anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity wewe would want to make out with

Name five people wewe hate and why wewe hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have wewe ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If wewe did, what did wewe do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have wewe ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have wewe had your first kiss, if wewe have, were was it and who was it with?

Have wewe ever seen a parent naked?

Have wewe ever seen wanyama reproducing?

Have wewe stalked anyone,...

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23 bila mpangilio funny things to do at school .

posted by bellabrowneyes

found this stuff and i wanted to share with wewe guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)

1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person inayofuata to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your maswali to the class.

6.Sit in...

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - juu 20 orodha

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, au to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get wewe in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly kwa giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the inayofuata family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - wewe may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin cap, herufi kubwa and feed him grapes when...

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333 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (trust me it totally works)

posted by Dreamer4eva

I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping gari and switch the items with stuff from the person inayofuata to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen wewe in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of wewe on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

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Funny as hell poems. MUST READ

posted by iluvsmj

When you're happy and wewe know it bomb Iraq
If wewe cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If wewe never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If wewe think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...

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Cute emo upendo nukuu

posted by invadercalliope

I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one wewe love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say wewe upendo me unless wewe really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like wewe could kiss my imperfections away,
And I would stand kwa your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to wewe on everything I am,
And I dedicate to wewe all that I have,
And I promise wewe that I will stand right kwa your side,
Forever and always, until the siku I die.

I’m not crying over what wewe said;
It’s what wewe didn’t say that...

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The juu 10 Biggest Dumbasses In Distress

posted by KataraLover

We're all familiar with the term damsel in distress and we usually think about a female character that's tied to the train tracks kwa a villain with a curly-q mustache, and has to be saved kwa the dashing hero. I wonder where the idea first came from. We've always seen this with female characters because female damsels in distress have been around since the dawn of literature itself. However, during the mid au late 1900's, we've discovered that there are male characters that have to constantly be saved as well. What's the term for male damsel's in distress? There isn't one, even though some people...