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NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.

1.If wewe keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.

3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical samaki stores.

4.A Wisconsin forklift, kubebea operator for a Miller bia distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper inaonyesha him drinking a Bud Light.

5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).

6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated 200 million insects.

7.A car traveling 100 mph would take zaidi than 29 million years to reach the nearest star.

8.In Cleveland, Ohio, it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.

9.Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.

10.George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.

11.There are 86,400 sekunde in day.

12.A goldfish has a memory span of about 3 seconds.

13.Buttermilk does not contain any butter.

14.Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

15.Most lipstick is partially made of samaki scales.

16.Singapore has only one train station.

17.There are three golf balls sitting on the moon.

18.Anteaters prefer termites to ants.

19.Ears of mahindi, nafaka always have an even number of rows of kernels.

20.If wewe put a zabibu, zabibu kavu in a fresh glass of champagne, it will rise and fall continuously.

21.With two forks and a charge, a pickle will emit light.

22.Lima beans contain cyanide!

23.Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.

24.There are no ants in Iceland, Antarctica, and Greenland.

25.There are 53 Lego bricks manufactured for each person in the world.

26.The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven.

27.Hair grows faster in the morning than at any other time of day.

28.''Vodka'' is Russian for ''little water''.

29.There is a giant uyoga in Oregon that is over 2,400 years old, covers 3.4 square miles of land, and is still growing!

30.The only king without a moustache in a deck of cards is the king of hearts.

31.The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.

32.During his au her lifetime, the average human will grow 590 miles of hair.

33.If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the Horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

34.The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.

35.Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards.

36.If wewe had enough water to fill one million goldfish bowls, wewe could fill an entire stadium.

37.7.5 million toothpicks can be created from a cord of wood.

38.Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

39.The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word wewe want.

40.The Main maktaba at Indiana chuo kikuu, chuo kikuu cha sinks over an inch every mwaka because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the vitabu that would occupy the building.

41.The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.

42.President Kennedy was the fastest bila mpangilio speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

43.In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

44.Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

45.A mamba cannot songesha its tongue. It is a fixed part of the lower jaw.

46.You can tell the sex of a horse kwa its teeth. Most males have 40, females have 36.

47.You can't plow a cotton field with an tembo in North Carolina.

48.Golf the only sport played on the moon - on 6 February 1971 Alan Shepard hit a golf ball.

49.George Washington was deathly afraid of being buried alive. After he died, he wanted to be laid out for three days just to make sure he was dead.

50.The exact geographic center of the United States is near Lebanon, Kansas.

51.Plastic lawn flamingos outnumber real flamingos in the U.S.A.

52.Caligynephobia is a fear of beautiful women.

53.Hot water is heavier than cold.

54.A ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball of rubber. A ball of solid steel will bounce higher than one made entirely of glass.

55.The hoover Dam was built to last 2,000 years. The concrete in it will not even be fully cured for another 500 years.

56.20252 is Smokey the Bear's own zip code.

57.The Statue of Liberty's mouth is 3 feet wide.

58.How valuable is the penny wewe found laying on the ground? If it takes just a sekunde to pick it up, a person could make $36.00 per saa just picking up pennies.

59.The number 4 is the only number that has the same number of letters in its name as its meaning.

60.A standard 747 Jumbo Jet has 420 seats.

61.If wewe lace your shoes from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.

62.The official soft drink of the state of Nebraska - Kool-Aid.

63.Did wewe know that Beetle from the comic strip 'Beetle Bailey' and Lois from the comic strip 'Hi and Lois' are brother and sister?

64.A lead pencil is good for about 50,000 words.

65.It's rumored that sucking on a copper penny will cause a breathalyzer to read 0.

66.In the game Monopoly, the most money wewe can lose in one travel around the board (normal game rules, going to jail only once) is $26,040. The most money wewe can lose in one turn is $5070.

67.The "black box" that houses an airplane's voice recorder is machungwa, chungwa so it can be zaidi easily detected amid the debris of a plane crash.

68.Each of the suits on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the middle ages: moyo represented the Church, spades represented the military, klabu represented agriculture, and diamonds represented the merchant class.

69.By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, wewe can't sink in quicksand.

70.There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

71.The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

72.Buckingham Palace consists of 600 rooms.

73.A "hairbreadth away" is 1/48 of an inch.

74.There are 6,272,640 square inches in an acre.

75.There are 63,360 inches in a mile.

(Credit: bila mpangilio Web Sites include: angelfire.com; factsmonk.com; hookedonfacts.com; oddfacts.com; randomfacts.com)
mysterious upendo

- chapter 13-





"Ok wewe can open them now."
When I opened my eyes my mouth droped.
"Go carts! How did...when did...THATS AWESOME!"
He laughed "I thought wewe would like them."
"Well wewe were right! " Then I realized I was uigizaji like a 6 mwaka old in front of the hottest guy I had ever seen.
"I mean umm... there...great?"
"Dont worry your not uigizaji like a six mwaka old." Mathew smiled at me.

How did he no that?


Then of course me being me.i
I alisema the stupied possible thing any body could EVER say.

"You look so cute when wewe smile like that." I could just imagin the big hearts in my eyes....
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Angelas POV

-Jenna, Jenna, wake up!!-I said
-Huh..I'm awake, mum. I'm awake. School time?!-She answered
-No, silly, it's Angela.
-Angela? What da.?
-Listen, and listen carefully. I'm a werewolf. I'll onyesha you.
-Hahaha.-She started laughing!
-Shut up, and listen, Jenna! PLEASE! And I have a talent..My dreams are actually reality. Whatever I do in my dreams actually happens. If I dream in Paris, I will really be in Paris! I can take pictures and do everything like when I'm awake.
-Angela, why are wewe kidding with me?
-I'm not-I yelled -Please believe me, please!
-Show me!
-Okay. Jump on my back!

After...
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posted by lexie2635
This is my first fanfiction.I hope wewe like it. Please maoni down below about what wewe like, what wewe don’t like, and what wewe want to see next.Short chapter.

Introduction:
A penpal relationship is often used to practice kusoma and uandishi in a foreign language, to improve literacy, to learn zaidi about other countries and life-styles, and to make friendships. As with any friendships in life, some people remain penpals for only a short time, while others continue to exchange letters and presents life-long. Some penpals eventually arrange to meet face to face. Some pen pals even get married....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond songesha 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got nyumbani and found the wife preparing chajio, chakula cha jioni and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 zaidi feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she majibu back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
posted by Bibelot
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic sekunde line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying wewe simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I upendo your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
added by tanyya
Ok so we all hear upendo stories, but this one is special. Ok so lets start the story. Ok the was a girl named Marie and she was in 10th grade so one siku she was walking in the halls with her Marafiki and then BUMP! She ran into Noah(her crush) she blushes then says "I'M SOOOOO SORRY NOAH!!!"Then Noah says "It's ok" then my friend(Sarah) alisema in Marie's ear "Someone likes Noah." Then Marie alisema "SHUT IT!!!!!" Then Noah alisema "Well bye Marie see ya in science." Then Marie alisema "Ya bye" He grins and waves. Marie walks to science class then sat kwa Noah. Then Noah said"Hey Marie" then she says "Hi"....
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I don't know why I'm bothering, nobody's gonna read it probably.. But after watching the famishly bad Nostalgia Critic review, and just how much Doug was missing the point, I wanted to make my own opinions on it.. I would call it a review, but this isn't rating the film as much as giving my personal opinions about it.. I'm not the first, there are many analyze video on YouTube, it's been studied to death like The Shining.. So mine is a lot zaidi simplified..

So I'll admit I wasn't always a huge pink Floyd shabiki before this album. Obviously I do upendo them now.. The ukuta really made a pink Floyd...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: wewe interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. wewe know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and songesha right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the mwezi this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first siku of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first siku of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Mean Equestria Girls...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: We have some good news!
Master Sword: Me, and Tom have just gotten back from starring in a movie.
Audience: Cool.
Tom: Damn right it's cool. We starred as two bad guys in a film called CHiPs. The main villain was Gordon Suite-
Master Sword: And we also got to meet Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. It was awesome!
Tom: hujambo Master Sword, inayofuata time wewe interrupt me, let me know first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW mwaka ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some guns into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I upendo Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it....
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posted by peterparkerrbu
Every link game has two essential components: a orodha of words and a letter grid that appears random. The players must tafuta the grid for the listed words and drag their panya, kipanya over them to highlight them. The orodha is automatically rubbed out for each word that is highlighted.

The words can be shown backwards, diagonally, horizontally, and vertically. The words are divided into categories au topics in order to assist players with their requests.
Game rules
The player who is the youngest at the start of the game goes first. Before revealing the first word, rotate the playing board in a clockwise...
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posted by elsafan1010
I was born in autumn (November 19th) so I am used to rains and storms. It rained heavily in Istanbul this year, and on juu of that, there was a lot of lightning. In fact, my school was closed due to the extremely strong wind. As I write this right now, I have mixed feelings about the rain.

Although the rain makes most people sad, I always like to feel a little sad. That peaceful sound of rain, drop kwa drop and its beauty. Moreover, I upendo water, and rain is made of water. I upendo icy weather, and wewe can't imagine how wonderful it is to snuggle up in your warm duvet at nyumbani watching the rain....
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posted by Canada24
Here's an makala I've been putting off for a long punda time, and I should finally get too..
Won't have photos, feels like extra work, and already have a lot to remember..

I'll only do 5 now.. So at least I have it out there..


1; HAPPY GILMORE;
Let's start with the easiest pick. The one most people actually like, about the man child hockey player who turned to golf, wewe know, the most cliche'd thing probably ever.. I haven't seen this movie sense, well, forever. But I still remember some of the lines..


2; CLICK;
Here's another one I actually really enjoyed. It actually does onyesha that Adam can...
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Lyrics:
Halloween night 1963
In haddenfield illinois there would be
A gruesome case of sibling rivalry
Beetween kids in the myers family
Micheal a six mwaka old lesurely
walked into his sisters room silently
And butchered her body so violently
he left for a mental facility
and when the state hospital deputy
relaxed the maximum security
and micheal would stop waiting patiantly
for another chance at a murder spree
his doctor sam loomis tried legally
to put him away for eternity
said "my patient has no humanity"
but others did not exactly agree
they alisema "micheal was the epitome of the ideal patients activity
no...
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posted by Canada24
I hear there’s a Patrick nyota spinoff now. Man, let the onyesha die already.. I know it’s weird, a 27 mwaka old still talking about Spongebob. But I feel no shame in saying.. It’s still something I throw on occasionally. Anything from the first 3 seasons. I kinda pretend the others don’t exist, I hear it gotten better for a while, but I still don’t like Tom Kenny’s higher voice. The reason I like the old ones is Spongey is far zaidi likeable. He feels like an actual adult, au least a teen. He’s just kinda immature, but he still has moments that prove he’s smarter than he looks.....
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As the title suggests, these are what work for me.. So wewe know...


1; AVOID ALL COVID NEWS;
Never ever watch the news, all they do is tell sad stories and make wewe feel worse about this than wewe already do..


2; GO FOR WALKS;
I live at a lake place, and know a path that's my usual for walks. I go alone though, I like the alone time.. Just getting outside, it really helps..


3; DISTRACT YOURSELF;
To me, continuing to play video games, watch Youtube and watch tv, just as I did before all this.. It really helps..


4; STAY POSTIVE;
This my biggest one. Always stay optimistic.. Enjoy the little things.. Like seeing something on netflix. Whatever it is..



Episode 1;

Roman: (meets Niko at the mashua stop).

Niko: (stressed) What took wewe so long!

Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. wewe know that, I missed ye-

Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR wewe SING!

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Roman is driving them too the apartment, though he's driving very slowly, much to Niko's anger.

Roman: Do wewe think Mallorie's mad at me?

Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and wewe won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.

Roman: No,...
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