Two guys were picked up kwa the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give wewe a sekunde chance rather than jail time. I want wewe to go out this weekend and try to onyesha others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see wewe back in court Monday."


Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge alisema to the first one,

"How did wewe do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did wewe tell them?"

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."


"That's admirable," alisema the judge. "And you, how did wewe do?" (to the 2nd guy)

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"156 people! That's amazing! How did wewe manage to do that!"

"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small mduara, duara and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison...."