"Alright son, I need your help to build this barn."
"But papa, it's about to rain!"
"Oh crap. Who can help us now?"
"Never fear Montage Man is here! I add 80s background muziki to make whatever you're doing faster!"
"Take on me! (Take on me!) Take me on! I'll be gone, in a siku au two!"
"That only took ten seconds!"
"Wow! Thanks Montage Man!"
"No problem, man"
"Ayuda! Un niño está robando mi televisor!"
"I don't speak Spanish."
"No problem, man. I can make learn Spanish in ten seconds."
"Give it all wewe got, don't stop now! wewe gotta give it all wewe got! Come on and take it to the top!"
"Ayuda! Un niño está robando mi televisor!"
"She alisema a child is stealing her televison!"
"There he is! We need to somehow make him older!"
"No problem, man."
"Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time!
I'm having a ball don't stop me now!
If wewe wanna have a good time just give me a call,
Don't stop me now! ('Cause I'm having a good time)
Don't stop me now! (Yes I'm having a good time)
I don't want to stop at all!"
"Ohh!"
"Gracias, Hombre Montage!"
"No problem, man!"
"But papa, it's about to rain!"
"Oh crap. Who can help us now?"
"Never fear Montage Man is here! I add 80s background muziki to make whatever you're doing faster!"
"Take on me! (Take on me!) Take me on! I'll be gone, in a siku au two!"
"That only took ten seconds!"
"Wow! Thanks Montage Man!"
"No problem, man"
"Ayuda! Un niño está robando mi televisor!"
"I don't speak Spanish."
"No problem, man. I can make learn Spanish in ten seconds."
"Give it all wewe got, don't stop now! wewe gotta give it all wewe got! Come on and take it to the top!"
"Ayuda! Un niño está robando mi televisor!"
"She alisema a child is stealing her televison!"
"There he is! We need to somehow make him older!"
"No problem, man."
"Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time!
I'm having a ball don't stop me now!
If wewe wanna have a good time just give me a call,
Don't stop me now! ('Cause I'm having a good time)
Don't stop me now! (Yes I'm having a good time)
I don't want to stop at all!"
"Ohh!"
"Gracias, Hombre Montage!"
"No problem, man!"
I have certain age ranges. I made it up based on the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. [I was there!]
For kids under 4:
Balloons go up to the North Pole. There, Santa's elves will decide if the person who let go of it should be on the Nice au Naughty List. If Santa's elves thinks you've been nice, wewe will be on the Nice orodha forever. If Santa's elves been naughty, wewe will be on the naughty orodha until wewe send a good balloon up. Send a red balloon.
For Kids 5-8:
Balloons go up to God[Or whoever wewe believe in], the place where he decides if wewe should stay with him au go down below.
For kids over 9:
Up the sky, eventually, it'll explode.
:D
For kids under 4:
Balloons go up to the North Pole. There, Santa's elves will decide if the person who let go of it should be on the Nice au Naughty List. If Santa's elves thinks you've been nice, wewe will be on the Nice orodha forever. If Santa's elves been naughty, wewe will be on the naughty orodha until wewe send a good balloon up. Send a red balloon.
For Kids 5-8:
Balloons go up to God[Or whoever wewe believe in], the place where he decides if wewe should stay with him au go down below.
For kids over 9:
Up the sky, eventually, it'll explode.
:D
