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1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are wewe doing?", say, "What are wewe doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the kitanda until wewe give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant they bought it from, then say, "Ugh! Never go there again!"

5. When they tell wewe it's homemade, excuse yourself from the table, go into the inayofuata room, and laugh, au pretend to gag.

6. WHEN THEY HAVE COMPANY: Walk into the room, and say loudly, "Hey, how's your disgusting toe fungus?" Look at the company and say, "She has disgusting toe fungus. Highly contagious."

7. WHEN THEY COME nyumbani FROM WORK: Ask them about their day. When they start talking, interrupt them and say, "You know, I really don't care." Start telling them about your day.

8. AFTER THEY CLEAN THE TOILETS: Say, "Oh, good. wewe cleaned the toilets, cuz I had a HUGE maharage, maharagwe burrito right now!"

9. ON CHRISTMAS: Ask them their least inayopendelewa color. Then say, "Oh, because I bought wewe a whole new wardrobe that color!"

10. WHEN THEY'RE REMODELING THEIR ROOM: Walk in and say, "You're not actually painting it this color, are you?"
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posted by nmdis
"Stop The World"


I don't know why, I don't know why I'm so afraid
I don't know how, I don't know how to fix the pain
We're livin' a lie, livin' a lie; this needs to change
We're out of time, we're out of time and its still the same

We can't stop the world, but there's so much zaidi that we could do
wewe can't stop this girl from falling zaidi in upendo with you
wewe alisema 'nobody has to know',
Give us time to grow, and take it slow
But I'd stop the world, if it'd finally let us be alone
Let us be alone

I'm hearing the noise, hearing the noise from all around
I'm on the edge, I'm on the edge of breaking...
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I'm bored so this makala is bila mpangilio anyways...

1. Like- it makes wewe seem younger

2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful

3. Unfuckingbelieveable- wewe have to have zaidi words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane au out-goddamn-rageous

4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.

5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"

6. Sweet- Only when talking about food

7. Shit- never "shoot"

8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo

9. Buddy- buddy is what wewe call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, wewe have friends.

10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged

11. Piss-...
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1. wewe can name zaidi types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean wewe would!).

2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.

3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a sekunde thought.

4. Everyone wewe know listens to country muziki like a sekunde religion, and those that don't are just wrong.

5. When people maoni on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"

6. When I say "Cheese Days", wewe know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.

7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd...
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posted by unohana
1. Ichigo and orihime
(bleach)- I upendo this couple!
Its like the princess and
the hero! He fights and she
heals him. Orihime loves ichigo and I
love this couple!
2. Renji and rukia(bleach)- He trained
so hard to be vice captain of her
brother. He got his bankai to save
her. They known each other and care
for each for years.
3. Ed and winry(FMA)- I upendo the way
ed told her " i will give wewe half of my
life if wewe give me half yours". Than
winry alisema "how about i give wewe all
of it"!
4. Roy and riza(FMA)- it was sad yet
cute moment when she cried for him.
It was very cute when roy hugged
her and how they got each...
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posted by chattycandy
Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

Guys hate flirts.

A guy can like wewe for a minute, and then forget wewe afterwards.

When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

"Are wewe doing something?" au "Have wewe eaten already?" are the first usual maswali a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

Guys may be flirting around all siku but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics....
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by miniabby33
1 try on all your clothes in your closet
2 sing a song like a bata
3 Watch all of your old Disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents



maoni tell your Marafiki then I will make zaidi spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I upendo making these for wewe so comment. All the maoni I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm uandishi all this cuz I need a longer makala so yea tacos are good i like taco bravos from taco johns
i upendo this lol
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