Buy a deck of cards.
How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.
What do wewe call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do wewe call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.
How do wewe make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.
How do wewe make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
How do wewe prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!
How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
What bird can lift the most?
A crane.
What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
What can wewe hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
What clothes does a house wear?
Address.
What country makes wewe shiver?
Chile.
What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something!
What did one magnet say to the other?
I find wewe very attractive.
What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?
Her New Jersey.
What did the mother ufagio say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
What did the necktie say to the hat?
wewe go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got wewe covered.
What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
What do wewe call a ndama after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
What do wewe call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.
Why was cinderella thrown off the mpira wa kikapu team?
She ran away from the ball.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
What do wewe call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What do wewe call a song sung in an automobile?
A cartoon.
What do wewe call the best siagi on the farm?
A goat.
What do wewe do when your chair breaks?
Call a chairman.
What do wewe get if wewe kuvuka, msalaba a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
What do wewe get if wewe kuvuka, msalaba an tembo and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
What do wewe get if wewe kuvuka, msalaba an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
What do wewe get when wewe kuvuka, msalaba a stream and a brook?
Wet feet.
What do wewe get when wewe kuvuka, msalaba poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
What has 6 eyes but can't see?
3 blind mice.
What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?
A piano.
What has one horn and gives milk?
A maziwa truck.
What is a tree's inayopendelewa drink?
Root beer.
What is the best thing to do if wewe find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
What kind of Cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
What kind of ties can't wewe wear?
Railroad ties.
What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A dead centipede.
What do wewe call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do wewe call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
An in-car-nation.
What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
What's green and loud?
A froghorn.
What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?
He took them to a pignic.
Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball.
Why did the doughnut duka close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Hahaha okayy i know some of them aren't that funny but it's not me who wrote them ;)
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