"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will wewe marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no zaidi karanga butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and wewe have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea how it works."
"I'm getting zaidi exercise lately," REALLY MEANS, "The batteries in the remote are dead."
"We're going to be late," REALLY MEANS, "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard, "REALLY MEANS, "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"That's interesting, dear," REALLY MEANS, "Are wewe still talking?"
"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love, REALLY MEANS, "I forgot our anniversary again."
"It's really a good movie," REALLY MEANS, "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and good looking women."
"You know how bad my memory is," REALLY MEANS, "I remember the words to the theme song of "F Troop", the address of the first girl I kissed, the Vehicle Identification Number of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself. It's no big deal," REALLY MEANS, "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."
"I do help around the house," REALLY MEANS, "I once threw a dirty towel near the laundry basket."
"What did I do this time?" REALLY MEANS, "What did wewe catch me doing?"
"She's one of the rabid feminists," REALLY MEANS, "She refused to make my coffee."
"I heard you," REALLY MEANS, "I haven't the foggiest clue what wewe just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that wewe don't spend the inayofuata 3 days yelling at me."
"You really look terrific in that outfit," REALLY MEANS, "Please don't try on another outfit. I'm starving."
"I missed you," REALLY MEANS, "I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."
"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are," REALLY MEANS, "No one will ever see us alive again."
"We share the housework," REALLY MEANS, "I make the messes. She cleans them up."
"I don't need to read the instructions," REALLY MEANS, "I am perfectly capable of messing it up without printed help."
*just something i found on the net*
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will wewe marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no zaidi karanga butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and wewe have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea how it works."
"I'm getting zaidi exercise lately," REALLY MEANS, "The batteries in the remote are dead."
"We're going to be late," REALLY MEANS, "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard, "REALLY MEANS, "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"That's interesting, dear," REALLY MEANS, "Are wewe still talking?"
"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love, REALLY MEANS, "I forgot our anniversary again."
"It's really a good movie," REALLY MEANS, "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and good looking women."
"You know how bad my memory is," REALLY MEANS, "I remember the words to the theme song of "F Troop", the address of the first girl I kissed, the Vehicle Identification Number of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself. It's no big deal," REALLY MEANS, "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."
"I do help around the house," REALLY MEANS, "I once threw a dirty towel near the laundry basket."
"What did I do this time?" REALLY MEANS, "What did wewe catch me doing?"
"She's one of the rabid feminists," REALLY MEANS, "She refused to make my coffee."
"I heard you," REALLY MEANS, "I haven't the foggiest clue what wewe just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that wewe don't spend the inayofuata 3 days yelling at me."
"You really look terrific in that outfit," REALLY MEANS, "Please don't try on another outfit. I'm starving."
"I missed you," REALLY MEANS, "I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."
"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are," REALLY MEANS, "No one will ever see us alive again."
"We share the housework," REALLY MEANS, "I make the messes. She cleans them up."
"I don't need to read the instructions," REALLY MEANS, "I am perfectly capable of messing it up without printed help."
*just something i found on the net*
I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't shabiki anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their profaili and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to shabiki someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a shabiki of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my inayofuata reason...
If wewe have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to shabiki you.
However, if i can see that you're a shabiki of 'Random' au 'Harry Potter' au 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will shabiki wewe back.
On the other hand, if wewe are looking at this thinking that wewe haven't done any of these things, then feel free to shabiki me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to shabiki someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a shabiki of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my inayofuata reason...
If wewe have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to shabiki you.
However, if i can see that you're a shabiki of 'Random' au 'Harry Potter' au 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will shabiki wewe back.
On the other hand, if wewe are looking at this thinking that wewe haven't done any of these things, then feel free to shabiki me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
(name unknown for now)
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell wewe my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell wewe what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person wewe will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my upendo even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell wewe my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell wewe what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person wewe will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my upendo even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave wewe hanging. I think my title is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's alisema that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way au another.') but please give me feedback.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what wewe think!
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We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the picha on my end meza, jedwali and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what wewe think!
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We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the picha on my end meza, jedwali and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
Thanksgiving is my inayopendelewa holiday, well, one of them, wanna know wy? cause for desert, wewe get pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D!
"hello there pie, are wewe ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" alisema the pie. it was pumpkin, boga pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i upendo you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are wewe doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
i was SOOOO BORED, so thtas why i made this. blablablabla
"hello there pie, are wewe ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" alisema the pie. it was pumpkin, boga pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i upendo you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are wewe doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
i was SOOOO BORED, so thtas why i made this. blablablabla