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Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in upendo with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do wewe mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like wewe like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell wewe later. Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why wewe don't like me! Boy: Do wewe really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than freaking crap! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! (Knowing he loved her to but was afraid of what his Marafiki would think) The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her moyo out. Then her cell phone rings. Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want wewe to go home, ok? I'll be nyumbani from work in a few hours. Girl: Alright Mom. Mom: I upendo you. Girl: I upendo wewe too, Mom. Mom: Bye Bye. Girl: Bye The girl heads nyumbani and once she got there, she went in the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror. Girl: I'm not pretty enough... She set to work, knowing fully well what she was going to do. 2 hours later, her Mom came nyumbani and heard the bath water running. She went upstairs to find the hallway flooded so she knocked on the door. Mom: Honey? Are wewe alright? She opened the door and was shocked at the site. The bath was overflowing onto the floor, and the water was tinted red. She walked over to see what was inside and screamed. There, her little girl was lying with cuts all over her face and wrists. Her Mom backed away and was going to run to call the police when something caught her eye. On the mirror were these words written in blood: "Am I pretty enough now?" No one deserves to be told that kwa someone they love. If wewe find it messed up then mbele this to everyone wewe know. A PERSON'S APPEARANCE DOESN'T COUNT!! What counts is their moyo inside of them and their personality. No one wants to be told they're not good enough... Repost this in 5 Min au something bad will happen 2 U tomorrow saying- NO GIRL DESERVES TO HEAR THIS
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OMFG I upendo this video. its so funny. i upendo sham-wow.
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posted by Invincible321
1. Spend time with your family.
2. Eat a cupcake.
3. Blast your inayopendelewa song.
4. Make a snow angel.
5. Smile.
6. Dance.
7. Go somewhere new.
8. Watch the stars.
9. Laugh.
10. Be silly.
11. Sing out loud.
12. Watch the sunset/sunrise.
13. Read a good book.
14. Bake and lick the spoon.
15. Have a water fight.
16. Stay up all night.
17. Jump on a trampoline.
18. Run in the rain.
19. Tell a joke.
20. Tell someone wewe upendo them and mean it.
21. Watch a scary movie.
22. Watch a storm.
23. Watch cartoons.
24. Hang out with your friends.
25. Walk around in bare feet.
26. Build a sandcastle and then destroy it.
27. Go to the...
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Sometimes, well most of the time, there are pervs out there. Especially here, on Fanpop. Mostly on the bila mpangilio spot. The perverted jokes can be funny, I mean, most of us are teens and very horny. But when it comes to constantly posting these horrible answers, it goes too far and people get mad. But that's what they want. To me, that person that keeps making those accounts (and wewe know who wewe are)is sick. Maybe it's boredom, maybe childish, but it has gone too far. Stating those offensive things is wrong, especially when someone makes fun of another. I understand that people are pervs and wewe can't really do anything about it, but it doesn't make it right! I apologize to whoever has been hurt kwa this certain person that is currently posting horrible things. This is my first time actually getting involved but it's sickening! I, and probably a lot of you, am tired of it! I just had to post my opinion about this...
so, this started out as an barua pepe to my friend, but it just kept going on and on and on so i decided to write a book. what is this book about wewe might ask? well, since wewe asked, i shall tell wewe . this is a book about absolutely nothing. so i hope wewe enjoy.

oh and if you're in the middle of something, wewe should probably not read this, cos its really really really long. and this is just a preview!

This Is The Almighty, Great, Incredible Book Of Nothing‼‼

so i stayed nyumbani today and i made this big giant slide onyesha like summarizing all the twilight vitabu and its rlly cool and has pics and...
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lmao.
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This video is funny every time I watch it!
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Part 2 of zombie survival

1. "Borrow" the car of your dreams.
2. Challenge yourself to get a zaidi entertaining zombie kill each week.
3. Make a collection of anything.
4. Get a hobby. (besides zombie killing.)
5. Vandalize something that wewe despise.
6. (If it hasn't happened already) free the wanyama from zoo's.
7. Make Marafiki with a cute little puppy.
8. Go to the place where your inayopendelewa movie was filmed.
9. Wear whatever wewe think is fashionable.
10. Try to do something impossible.
11. Trash a watu mashuhuri house.
12. Die your hair a different color everyday.
13. Take a mini-vacation from...
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Fat lady looking for chapstick cause her lips hurt!
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