bila mpangilio Article: facts about guys and girls!!!!

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posted by kitkat709477

Girl Facts--- When a girl is mean to wewe after a break-up she wants wewe back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever! When wewe catch a girl glancing at you, she wants wewe to look back and smile. When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with wewe she wants wewe to hold her hand. When she wants a hug she will just stand there. When wewe break a girls moyo she still feels it when wewe run into each other 3 years later. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is stops arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at wewe with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long wewe will be with her. When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why wewe are playing games. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for wewe to be hers forever. When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that wewe are her future. When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss wewe zaidi than that. Guy Facts--- When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you. When a guy is quiet, he's listening to you. When a guy stops arguing, he realizes he's wrong. When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a pause he means it. When a guy stares at you, he wishes wewe would care about him and wonders if wewe do. When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world. When a guy calls/texts/comments/messages wewe everyday, he is in love. When a (good) guy tells wewe he loves you, he means it. When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with wewe till your done. When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses wewe zaidi than wewe could have ever missed him au anything else. repost this in 10 dakika and your true upendo will call you; text you; kiss you; au just surprise wewe (: if wewe don’t, wewe will die unhappy.. Was there someone in your mind as wewe read this? Don't deny it, wewe know wewe never want to lose this person.

deathding likes this

zombiestars wow

AlxanderRfan true. But the first one about girls, Not.

InvaderJet most of the guy facts are wrong...sorry

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999th Article:A Collection of quotes.

posted by alismouha

Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

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Here's a handy advice:don't advice anyone,so wewe don't carry their sins.

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Two wewe can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

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The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

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A Woman doesn't...

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juu 55 Things Your Dog Would Say If He Could Talk

posted by dinu12

1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! wewe threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! wewe only wish wewe could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like bacon and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont wewe fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...

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Idk wat the title is chapter two: the Dwarves

posted by misscrazel

As we walked I could tell we were getting closer to the Dwarfs. I could see the fence around there houses and I could hear them talking. I could also tell someone was watching us. She was a Dwarf peering through a hole in the fence at us. I couldn't see her but I could feel her watching us. Then I heard her turn and leave. Her footsteps were very loud and almost hurt my ears.
Like an tembo I thought.
"Could the Dwarfs help us?" I asked my mother.
"I suppose they could." alisema my mother.
She went to the front where the leader of the group was. She spoke to him then came back.
"We're asking...

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50 Things To Do In An Elevator

posted by TeamSongz4eva

**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**

1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on au off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to onyesha the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of wewe just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your briefcase, mkoba au purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the...

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MILEY'S HACKER FINALLY CAUGHT

posted by ShiningsTar542

Remember when Miley's MySpace was hacked?

When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.

The F.B.I. recently caught Josh holly who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed picha of the young star.

"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." alisema an official.

Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh holly in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.

Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other nyota accounts! X/

We sure Miley is a lot zaidi at peace now that Josh has been busted.

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wewe are zaidi

posted by silverlocket

You are zaidi than the choices that wewe make. wewe are zaidi than the many hearts you’ll break. wewe are zaidi than your dreams that don’t come true. wewe are zaidi than whatever people think of you.
You are zaidi than the things that wewe say. wewe are zaidi than the places that wewe stay. wewe are zaidi than the things that wewe do. wewe are zaidi than I could ever think of you.
You are so much zaidi than what wewe think. Your life right now is only beginning These tests and trials that come to you, are meant to make wewe someone new. wewe are more. wewe are worth it. wewe are so much greater than wewe think...

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Funny super market joke**

posted by jessicamc26

A maduka makubwa had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some zaidi trays and have them ready for wewe kwa the time wewe finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."

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12 days of fast chakula

posted by karpach_14

On the first siku of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
A Big bacon Classic with cheese.

On the sekunde siku of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big bacon Classic with cheese.

On the third siku of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fourth siku of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fifth siku of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Five kitunguu rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three...

glad wewe came

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Source: hettycool

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my shrine part one

added by EllentheStrange

Source: me

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perfect life... think again chapter 1 (plz read)

posted by karpach_14

Perfect life?? Think again
Ok so lets start off like this. I’m evelina McCartney, and I’m 17. My brother Jesse is 23 and he’s famous. But people rarely know who I am. And sometimes I like it. Because I get to be treated like a normal person, not a celebrity……….. I came downstairs because my parents told me that Jesse is coming from his tour and im so happy because I haven’t seen him for so long which seems like a life time.
“mom can I go and get Jesse with Erin” I asked my mom. Erin was our limo driver. But of course she alisema no. they never let me. My brother wasn’t dating...

baby laughing devil

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baby, laugh

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i want my mama!

added by marthatsal

baby, cute ,mama

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Moon&sea

added by storylover

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New Series: Come Fly With Me (An Advert)

added by -RandomChick-

A new series that's suppose to air soon. I upendo that 'Bangkok' scene, thingy :D

video

funny

weird

bila mpangilio

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My bila mpangilio Blog Type Thing 2.

posted by emilyroxx

Llamas R us

Guess what? I’m back! I’ve decided that I’m going to write one of these every few days when I get bored. So… have wewe noticed that the quality of cartoon shows has decreased within the last 5 years? I mean, what ever happened to Invader Zim and Courage the Cowardly Dog? Those were good quality shows. Now, the best that they can come up with is Fanboy and Chum Chum. (The most annoying onyesha ever.) wewe know what onyesha really depresses me? Spongebob. That used to be a really good show, but now they have new writers and the onyesha SUCKS. Whenever my brother plays it now, I leave the room.
My...

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Hurt chapter 2

posted by RosaluvzJB

Hurt

Chapter 2; A New Friend

I get to school and go to nyumbani room. "Class, I would like to introduce the newest doomed child in this doomed school of doom." Ms. machungu, bitters says. In steps a pretty girl who is tall, slinder, but she does have curvs. She has long, medium brown hair that goes to the middle of her back and beautiful, brown eyes. The new girl gives a scared look at Ms. Bitters' words and says "Hi! I'm Abby." I raise my hand. "What do wewe want, Dib?" Ms. machungu, bitters asks. "I want to ask Abby a question." I say. "Fine. What is it?" Ms. machungu, bitters replies. "Do wewe notice anything strange about...

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dbz version of ata taekwando ranks

posted by dbz9000

purple belt: kaio ken x1

blue belt: kaio ken x2

brown belt: kaio ken x3

red belt: kaio ken x4

red/black belt: false super saiyan

black belt: super saiyan

2nd dagree black belt: super saiyan 2

3rd degree black belt: super saiyan 3

4th degree black belt: super saiyan 4

and so on.......... im false super saiyan

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New Self-Improvement Courses ((LMAO))

posted by TeamSongz4eva

RI 500 Creative suffering
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 wewe and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Pithon
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity