bila mpangilio Article: HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?

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posted by ShiningsTar542

Here is a orodha of embarrassing situations that have probably happened to wewe at least once! Situations where wewe may have turned bright red!

wewe are chewing some gum and all of a sudden..the gum gets a life of its own and jumps from your mouth! This is especially bad if wewe are talking to someone when it happens.

How about this one? Running right into a door that is closed, like one of those glass sliding doors. wewe would be surprised how often this happens. It could leave wewe with a sore nose too!

This one is silly but it happens! wewe re-send one of those silly chain-mails because wewe are so afraid that if wewe don't, something horrible will happen to you.

And finally, at 8am in your first class of the day, wewe feel really sleepy and wewe accidentally fall fast asleep in class. The teacher never likes that one much, especially if wewe snore.

How many of these have happened to you?

deathding, hakadoshi12345 and 7 others like this

mcrkilljoygirl Lol me happen 1 and 2 the others i never fell sleep in class and i dont know whats a chain mail.

lucy32 I've only re-sent a chain mail once. Just in case, you know :D

CornChips 1- Well sort of, when I was laughing it fell out my mouth. 2- Once, when I was paying attention lol 3- Once, but then I realized, they're stupid and false 4- I don't fall asleep in the 1st class, usually 3rd or 4th

HAPPY-LIFE I only ran into a door!

ShiningsTar542 Haha..that was funny. well something u should know guys,all of what i said had happened to me before!! iam a beast! XP

XxEmolovexX i have done all but last lol and i have ummm: walking backwards and hit a pole fell off stage backwards on those chair step things.

xSiVePux 1)Once, that was embarrasing! 2)I don't remember but lol yeah o.o only my forehead got bump 3)about these chain mails I get used to it, it was stupid...well first time I sent those and contrariwise now my friends do that often, didn't they realize? 4)fell asleep? sometimes I did and because I sit on the back at the corner, the teacher wouldn't be notice...

Matsy23 2 i was thinking about something and the next thing i knew i was sprawled on the ground it was embarrassing!!! ><

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derp

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Alphabet letters karatasi la kupamba ukuta

added by fatoshleo

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Soviet Russia Jokes!

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Meanwhile In Australia...

added by Artemis_8

Source: Google picha

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forever alone

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rofl

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funny bumper stickers

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Waiting for the perfect man lol!!

added by teddybear64

Source: found on Google

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giant skeletons found

added by Avatarzan

Source: giant skeletons

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This club is going to be deleted :'( (NOT!)

posted by rileyferguson

It's ok now. It's fake. Here is what I wrote though

Apparently, some users on bila mpangilio found out that the bila mpangilio club is going to be deleted do to some risks of Porn, spam and other content that violates the terms and services. This is sad. This club cannot be deleted. The bila mpangilio club is one of the most maarufu klabu on Fanpop. We need to form a team au something to get rid of all stuff on here that violates the Term's and services. This club really needs to be saved.

It's also happening on other klabu too, such as the Sonic shabiki Characters club. They are at risk at being deleted too because of...

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147 stereotypes

posted by xxemogirl101xx

For people that hate stereotypes.

1. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

4. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

5. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

6. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

7. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

8. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

9. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

10. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

11. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

12. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

13. I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell

14. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values...

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25 bila mpangilio "facts" of life

posted by Hinata-Snow

I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. wewe will never find anybody who can give wewe a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell wewe that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling wewe that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed kwa the federal government is entertainment.
5. wewe should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests wewe think she's pregnant unless wewe can see an...

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asali

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Funny Things

added by BartyJrLvr

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Hetalia + Meme's

added by Sandfire_Paiger

Source: I don't own this. I just found it off the Hetalia Facebook.

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LOL-SO TRUE!

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Harry Potter memes

added by KitKatLex

Source: Facebook

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13 Fun Ways To Get An Annoying Salesperson to Hang Up

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

13 Fun Things To Do To Get Salespeople on the Phone to Hang Up

1. If they want to loan wewe money, tell them wewe just filed for bankruptcy and wewe could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, au is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?"

2. If wewe get one of those pushy people who won't shut up, just listen to their sales pitch. When they try to close the sale, tell them that you'll need to go get your credit card. Then, just set the phone down and go do laundry, shopping au whatever. See how long that commission...

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My juu 20 inayopendelewa Animated Heroes

posted by KataraLover

I've been saying I was going to do this for a while but now I'm finally going to. Just like with my heroines makala sometime after this I'm going to make an makala of the 10 WORST animated heroes. I have a very unique orodha with some underrated characters, especially at the juu of my list. Please leave a maoni about what wewe think, enjoy.

20.Pinocchio(Pinocchio)

I'm... I'm real...

Just like my heroines makala I started out my makala with an underrated character, however unlike before this is actually a very well-known character. Everyone knows who Pinocchio is, parents have made jokes...

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All most got a cookie

added by Brad56373

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