i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.
i found this on some joke website:
CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED
SCHIZOPHRENIA: do wewe hear what i hear?
DEMENTIA: I think I'll be nyumbani for Christmas
MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and moto hydrants and...
PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me
PERSONALITY DISORDER: wewe better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell wewe why
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock....(better start again)
PASSIVE AGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: on the first siku of krisimasi my true upendo gave to me(and then took it all away)
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: thoughts of roasting on an open fire
i found this on some joke website:
CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED
SCHIZOPHRENIA: do wewe hear what i hear?
DEMENTIA: I think I'll be nyumbani for Christmas
MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and moto hydrants and...
PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me
PERSONALITY DISORDER: wewe better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell wewe why
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock....(better start again)
PASSIVE AGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: on the first siku of krisimasi my true upendo gave to me(and then took it all away)
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: thoughts of roasting on an open fire