Staggering, running throught the pitch-dark forest I felt the cold wind rushing over my body. How fast was I going? I hadn't felt this fast in a good while. I must have been going faster than my normal 40 when this happens. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not very fast. Most of the others in my pack are faster than me. But I am the strongest female...of course there are only two. Roxy and I. But anyway, I am tough. Tougher than most in this pack. The alpha we refer to as Dominic is surprised at my deal of strength, being a female and all. I am often praised for my great mind. The pack sometimes refers to me as "the thinker". I adore my place here. These people understand me. They are like me. I am DarkHeart. And I am a werewolf.
Right now I am going into my mbwa mwitu state and need to get to my pack. They are back at our house we have established and I am hoping that MoonPaw has made something for us. He is such a great cook. His steaks are always so warm and tender and...what am I doing? I have to keep going. This is the first time I have transformed in a long time. I am trying my best to fight it off under this luminous full moon. Aaargghhhh! The pain is coming! Must...get back...to...house...Too late.
I am yelping and shaking as the creamy gray fur, manyoya devours my human flesh. My clothing makes a crash on the fallen leaves. My muzzle becomes that of a canine and my teeth grow to fangs. My head is now wolfen as the rest of my Bones take shape. I drop down on all fours and my ears grow from my head. My feet and hands shift to paws and then my tail sprouts. Good luck getting in the door now Darky. No thumbs to twist the knob with. Oh well, they should open the door when I call to them. I can come get these clothes in the morning.
Right now I am going into my mbwa mwitu state and need to get to my pack. They are back at our house we have established and I am hoping that MoonPaw has made something for us. He is such a great cook. His steaks are always so warm and tender and...what am I doing? I have to keep going. This is the first time I have transformed in a long time. I am trying my best to fight it off under this luminous full moon. Aaargghhhh! The pain is coming! Must...get back...to...house...Too late.
I am yelping and shaking as the creamy gray fur, manyoya devours my human flesh. My clothing makes a crash on the fallen leaves. My muzzle becomes that of a canine and my teeth grow to fangs. My head is now wolfen as the rest of my Bones take shape. I drop down on all fours and my ears grow from my head. My feet and hands shift to paws and then my tail sprouts. Good luck getting in the door now Darky. No thumbs to twist the knob with. Oh well, they should open the door when I call to them. I can come get these clothes in the morning.
♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest wewe all jiunge in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest wewe all jiunge in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
6- The road to success is always under construction
7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8- If wewe die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
10- What wewe call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what wewe call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hope wewe like them :)
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first swali what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of vitabu do wewe read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d wewe go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gothic style!
Reporter:What do wewe like to hum au sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first swali what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of vitabu do wewe read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d wewe go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gothic style!
Reporter:What do wewe like to hum au sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with zaidi wise words.
a wise man once alisema (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) alisema a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Marafiki the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope wewe do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I alisema befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see wewe in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once alisema (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) alisema a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Marafiki the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope wewe do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I alisema befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see wewe in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests wewe could try
1: Ask really stupid maswali like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so wewe can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them wewe know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask wewe for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as wewe can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid maswali like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so wewe can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them wewe know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask wewe for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as wewe can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool papa movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST Goosebumps EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion au something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool papa movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST Goosebumps EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion au something.. That face image fucked me up..