A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the inayofuata week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told wewe I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell wewe again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can wewe tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."

everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana

just because wewe upendo someone else doesn't mean wewe have to break one zaidi heart.
-alana

everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana

it doesn't matter how wewe look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana

life is never the same, wewe can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana

believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana

if wewe dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana

life is precious with who your with, not with who wewe want to be with.
-Alana

why be who your not, when wewe can enjoy being who wewe are.
-Alana

if wewe let yourself down, wewe let everyone behind wewe down.
-Alana

your first upendo will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana