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Answer their maswali with questions

Ask if wewe they can put chakula color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a maoni about his abs.

Ask if the pizza has had its shots

Ask if the pizza is organically grown

Ask if them for a free tarehe with one of the staff if wewe make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.

Ask if wewe get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief

backwards pizza your order

Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog did it.

Be vague in your order

Call to complain about service. Later, call to say wewe were drunk and didn't mean it.

Change your accent every three seconds

Change your order when the person on the other line is ready to hang up(repeat several times)
Call to change your order(after waiting 30 min.)

Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up

When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, pizza Place, start to cry and ask, "Do wewe know what it's like to be lied to?"

Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."

If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."

If using a touch-tone, press bila mpangilio numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

Laugh every dakika au two, mention the cat in the microwave!

Order a one-inch pizza.

Attempted to Rent a pizza

Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.

Spill out your life story and ask them if they understand, if they say yes, Scream "liars, I don't believe you!" and hang up!

READ THIS!!!!! I didn't write this, I got it from a website. I thaught it was funny so I ilitumwa it, & I'm bored.
Well I talked about the issues about things non-related to the film itself. And now I finally saw the movie itself.. Not gonna lie, it was fucking awesome.. So lets see if I can make a good review of it. I'm no WindWaker430, but I do my best..

So I saw this film with my sister and her boyfriend (PS: She’s younger kwa at least a year).

So lets start with the first thing.. The laugh.. This movie takes a very unexpected approach. It addresses the infamish joker laugh as a ongoing condition, rather than the usual evil laugh cliche. It's something Arthur Fleck cannot control. There's always a certain...
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#1: SGT FRANK WOODS:
Of coarse he's number 1. The guy who joined the Vietnam war because "it was fun". About everything he does is badass.. And I will give spoilers. So not only does he and Kra- (can't spell it) survive that gernade. But it's implied Woods escapes being P.O.W all kwa himself.. Though he than gets recaptured kwa Raul Menendez in Angola, and the first mission involves finding and rescuing him. The circumstances of Woods' capture - being tortured, having his men killed right in front of him, and locked in a shipping container with his dead comrades and left to die of starvation and...
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posted by Canada24
This is a movie I had no interest in seeing. I was worried having an entire film about Joker will kinda ruin the character.. But the fact the film is rated R does imply I'm probably wrong.

But after I saw Chris Stuckmann's spoiler review. There is a interesting thing he spoke about, that I want throw in my own 2 cents about.

Before this film was even released. There were 2 things that people were worried about. Sympathizing with Joker. And the violence on screen.

Firstly, Chris says this isn't even the most violent film he's seen. He actually states Deadpool is zaidi violent than this movie. But...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Other than horrible gaming journalists not understanding how indie games work, another thing people say is how unfair they can be. Cuphead is unfair because your character only has three hearts on them. Hotline Miami is too hard because enemies can kill wewe in one hit. Slime Rancher is too hard because I can’t feed my Slimes in time. But there is a game out there that I can say with slight certainty that it can feel really unfair at times. A game so difficult that it already has me cursing before the game starts. A Bastard’s Tale.



A Bastard’s Tale follows a knight, I’m going to...
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#1: MEET THE ROBINSONS:
I know. It's hard to believe this film is considered as underrated au misunderstood.. But like OVER THE HEDGE, this feels like one of those classic films that been forgetten though time. Nobody ever talks about this movie.

This film came out when Disney had released Chicken Little before it, so I'm sure it was mainly seen this film thanks to that. But I highly recommend trying to find this movie. au Over the Hedge from Dreamworks..

Both are highly quotable..


#2: WHITE HOUSE DOWN:
Not saying this is a 'great' film. But it's a lot better than Chris Stuckmann alisema it was....
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This review is going to be… a bit harder to talk about. So I bought a game called Revolution 1979: Black Friday, a game that is based on the actual Black Friday of 1979 where thousands of protestors were shot and killed for protesting against their ruler. It was the darkest moment during the Iranian Revolution but is practically never discussed outside of the country. That is where 1979 Revolution comes to discuss matters.



1979 Revolution follows the experience of Reza Shirazi as he is interrogated for information on his involvement with the revolution and his connections to the groups...
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So the punk scene, what a scene it is. Big mohawks, piercings, and a bad attitude that all those sinema and annoyed parents warned us about. But seriously, it’s not all that. Nowadays, punk has become nothing zaidi than a front for stores like Hot Topic to make a quick buck off of and unless your Green Day, most of your venues are a small bar if they’re lucky. What is the kind of thing punk is mistaken for, what is it really, and just what happened to it all? Well, that’s what I am here to talk about today. Sadly, don’t expect a huge analysis on this one. This is merely a myriad of thoughts...
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The one thing missing in Snow White and the seven dwarfs is any communication between Snow White and the Evil Queen . Unlike in Disney's cinderella and Tangled all of whom are step mum verses step daughter. Two different people Snow White kind, happy and a giving person, whilst the Queen is a harsh, mean and only cares for herself.

In Mirror Mirror there is a brilliant inaonyesha of this in one of the first scenes.

So Snow White is 18 today. She is sad, lonely and bored in her bedroom, a bird pops in and so Snow White feeds it, then she hears a fanfare coming from downstairs. Snow gets excited...
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 Elijah Jones, 2019 album? and K-12?
Elijah Jones, 2019 album? and K-12?
Recently, Jones had released an interesting pastel and aesthetic looking picha on his channel with his name entitled on it. The pastel picha was of a mto and nukuu expressing "I haven't gone anywhere... I've been teasing. I don't know if wewe guys are ready for what is about to be in store.."

We think that Jones's inayofuata promotional album will actually be K-12 kwa Melanie Martinez. As subjected from a shabiki account. This would make sense because in January 2019 Jones released a kinanda song entitled "Teddy Bear" it is a referenced look to the new surprise promotion this year.

Upon the quotes....
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There are the orodha of Animated sinema of the mwaka 2000 Scorecard.

There is the opinion of the scorecard, no matter, When wewe love, like, neutral, dislike au hate the movies.

List:

*Chicken Run (Aardman) - Love
*Rugrats In Paris: The Movie (Nickelodeon) - Love
*The Emperor's New Groove (Disney) - Like
*The Road To El Dorado (Dreamworks) - Like

There are the orodha of Animated Movie Protagonists of the mwaka 2000 Scorecard.

List:

*Ginger The Hen (Chicken Run, Aardman) - Love
*Chuckie Finster (Rugrats In Paris: The Movie, Nickelodeon) - Love
*Kuzco (The Emperor's New Groove, Disney) - Neutral
*Tulio and Miguel...
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Date: December 2017. A new trailer for Spider-Man is announced, a film known as Into the Spiderverse. The trailer looks insane and I’m already hyped. I can’t wait to see Peter Parker in his first theatrical animated feature…. Oh, it’s Miles Morales, the guy who was in a lot of really, really bad comic books… O-Oh, okay. Well, from what I see, Sony is making it. What other animated features did they make this year……… wewe all know what. So yeah, Sony, Miles, my confidence in Hollywood at its lowest point possible… Yeah, I see nothing but good. But wait… Phil Lord and Chris...
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"Let...me...out."

"Let. M-me. In."

Number 05 fell back into a lean against the stony, plain gray ukuta behind her, still attempting to focus the blurriness in her swollen right eye. Though she herself couldn't see it, she knew that it probably looked just as bad as it felt.
Meanwhile, her good eye could still see the man who sat in the middle of the small box of a room, the flickering light above them swinging back and forth dismally.
She could see the back of his head shifting, large lumps crawling around frantically beneath his scalp like a house full of rats under a pale and stained comforter....
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posted by MeiMisty
by Serge Monast
Originally Published 1994

from EducateYourSelf Website





Serge Monast and another journalist, both of whom were researching Project Blue Beam, died of "heart attacks" within weeks of each other although neither had a history of moyo disease. Serge was in Canada.

The other Canadian journalist was visiting Ireland. Prior to his death, the Canadian government abducted Serge’s daughter in an attempt to dissuade him from pursuing his research into Project Blue Beam.

His daughter was never returned. Pseudo-heart attacks are one of the alleged methods of death induced kwa Project...
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 Elijah Jones, Kinlee And Elijah Trend Long Overdue
Elijah Jones, Kinlee And Elijah Trend Long Overdue
The Kinlee and Elijah trend long overdue hasn't made such an outbreak in the mwaka 2019. The trend died down early 2018 after Jones's "Forgive To Forget" album released back in early 2017. Soon after Jones promoted its twin album "Brave Enough" kwa Lindsey Stirling, released in the third trimester of 2016.

Currently, Jones hasn't announced new album updates. Much kwa which he hasn't hardly alisema anything since releasing his third and final book "The Entwine Series: Entrap" back in July 2018. With little information we can only wildly guess whether au not his inayofuata supposedly album will spark the...
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Elijah Jones, currently in speculation about a potential 2019 album confirms to have "let go" of the Kinlee And Elijah trend. For those of wewe who don't know. Kinlee And Elijah was a trend that started off in 2015 after Jones releasee his sophomore album "Utilize" The trend was based around characters in 2015. But upon suffering depression and promoting a Lindsey Stirling album in 2016, Elijah used Kinlee And Elijah as the final passing for Elijah's trilogical album "Forgive To Forget" 2017. Based after the Brave Enough album he promoted in August 2016.

Currently, after relleasing the kewyord in 2018. Followers have been in swali on whether au not Jones will be releasing his 4th studio album rumoured to release in 2019. With little hype and little posting, we can only hope that Jones will have something releasing this year. Currently after releasing the keyword
Jones is expected to start something new, and different for his inayofuata "supposedly" 2019 album.
Repost with my new inayopendelewa characters because for some reason this one got removed??? Like I searched for it because I was planning on making another makala like this but I couldn't find this one.

I had good fun making my silly ‘how my inayopendelewa characters would hold out in a zombie apocalypse’ article, so I decided to make another about how each would do in a horror movie. It is kind of vague as there‘s a vast many types of horror movies. So the characters won’t be as closely connected to one another as in the last one—characters A and B will interact with character C zaidi than characters...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

SeanTheHedgehog: *Sitting at a meza, jedwali in front of a laptop* Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, when a movie called The Nightmare Before krisimasi was released. And then twenty three years later, Overwatch was created. If wewe haven't seen a combination of Overwatch with The Nightmare Before Christmas, I'd say it's time wewe begin now.

Song (Start at 1:19): link

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A scare jogoo spins around clockwise as the wind blows. We are on the Hollywood map, decked out in Halloween decor.

Reapers: *Singing*...
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posted by SilentForce
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what wewe get. A 4channer uploaded a picha anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce wewe eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 dakika later, the Burger King in swali was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed...
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