bila mpangilio Article: How to be a jerk at a funiral

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posted by InvaderStickly

Ask who died every twenty minutes

Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"

Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"

Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"

Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh

Tap the person in front of wewe then look away when they turn around

Say wewe have a sixth since where wewe can see dead people

Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"

Tell someone that the funiral was fun and wewe should do it again sometime

If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"

Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!

Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 3 others like this

MasterOfFear Man. Those sound very rude (but funny) and very inappropriate

InvaderStickly thats wat i was aiming for :D

shun4ever WHAT A JERK XD

EminemAddict09 Sad... lol

r-pattz LOL, that's great. xD

CokeTheUmbreon ROFLMFAO!!!!

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wewe know your a furry when...

posted by 12e444

wewe know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your inayopendelewa character from nyota Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled kwa Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, au Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your inayopendelewa female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...

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EMOTICONS!!!!!

posted by breebree446

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EMOTICONS
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: ) happy face
:-) just kidding au happy
:-( depressed au frowning
(:-( extremely Sad
B-) cool au sunglasses
:-))) overweight
d:-) a baseball player
:-D laughing
:-P tongue sticking out
:-o surprised
8-o shocked
:-s confused
:- skeptical
:-)' drooling
:-)8 well dressed because of bow tie
8-) glasses
*<|:-) Santa
:-{} big mouth
=:-)= punk rocker with a goatee
:v) big nose
:-# braces
:^) broken nose
:-[#] eating
:<) Ivy League school
:-& tongue tied
:*) drunk
:-'] cold
[(:-)](:-( a toupee and it's windy
:-8 talking out of both...