Once I was kusoma online... It alisema that people with brown eyes are.. are.. ZOMBIES! I got really scared so I turned to my friend but SHE had brown eyes. " Ahhhh! ZOMBIEEE!!!" I ran outside. I looked back and she had followed me. "AHHH!" I turned around and WALKED into a pizza duka like nothing had happened. I was at the counter ordering the pizza when I heard the door open and a low voice saying," PIIZZZAAA!!!" I turned around and yelled," AAAHHH ZOMBIE IN DA HOUSSEE! EVERYONE HIDE YO KID! HIDE YO WIFE! HIDE YO HUSBAND AND GET OUTTA HERE!" I sat down and ate pizza. Om nom nom. She came up to me and said," PIZZZAAA" I turned and looked at her and yelled," AHHH ZOMBIE DONT STEAL MY PIZZA." I grabbed my pizza and ran out the door. I saw a hobo and threw it on its head. She came outside and said," HOOOOBOOO" and ran after it. I said," FINALLY FREE!" I jumped in the lake and said," yaayy!1! LAke! Make me a sammich!"
Dear God,
I have a special offer for wewe today.
Today's special offer is a used Lady Gaga AND a clean, unused Justin Bieber for the whopping price of only ONE Kurt Cobain! That's right God, trade our 2 *cough* most valued artists for only ONE Kurt Cobain!
But wait!-
If wewe bring back Kurt within the next 30 minutes, wewe also get a FREE complete and PURE set of the Jonas Brothers with it!
*Payment with Visa, MasterCard and PayPal. Talent not included
I have a special offer for wewe today.
Today's special offer is a used Lady Gaga AND a clean, unused Justin Bieber for the whopping price of only ONE Kurt Cobain! That's right God, trade our 2 *cough* most valued artists for only ONE Kurt Cobain!
But wait!-
If wewe bring back Kurt within the next 30 minutes, wewe also get a FREE complete and PURE set of the Jonas Brothers with it!
*Payment with Visa, MasterCard and PayPal. Talent not included
I was falling and wished this was a dream. It was real. I was hurdling down at speeds unimaginable. I saw the clouds rolling kwa and the sky get further and further away. I closed my eyes and could see the life that seemed to pass kwa so quickly. I knew I couldn't stop myself as I still hurdled toword my death. I knew this was the end. my life wasn't so great. why should I suffer anymore. I smiled as the ground got closer and closer until finally we met. My time has come and nothing was left. Sorrow takes many ways. The way it took this time was death.