2.His parents-(If your mom knows his parents then be prepared to see sum embarrasing pics,of yuor boyfriend)
3. If he is a virgin!! (ppicture this your up in your room with him and she pops in when yall r about to kiss and she freaks out)
4.His ex-girlfriends (if your mom knows ur boyfriend's ex girlfriends then be prepared to hear what did, tthis girl havetht my daughter didnt)
5.What his style is (your out with ur bf and mom and wewe turn the corner and she yells OH LOOK A THOOSE SEXY BOXERS)
6.If hes poor (you are at your house and about to go t to dinner,you leave the room, she slips a 20 $ bill in his pocket and says here just incase the 1$ wewe have isnt enough)
7.If he drinks ( he comes over for chajio, chakula cha jioni and yuo put wine on the meza, jedwali and your mom looks at him and u and she says to him im so sorry she is lighheaded, s doesnt mean to tempt yuo with achohol!)
8.If he has ever stolen any thing (He comes in the house and wewe arent there yuor mom hides all her jewlrey and says these are to valauble to be tooken away)
7.If he is planning to marry you, au nawt (he takes wewe andd your mom out for lunch and he drops his wallent he kneels down to pick up and she yells FUNALLY wewe PROPPSED and people start to clap)
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Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If wewe can read English, wewe can cook. For Instance. Basic mkate stuffing, melt one third cup of siagi in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick siagi on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.
Joey = Good Morning! How wewe guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't wewe wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?
Michelle = wewe got it, dude.
Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.
Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!
Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.
Jesse = Have Mercy!
DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new guitar, gitaa student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick siagi on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.
Joey = Good Morning! How wewe guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't wewe wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?
Michelle = wewe got it, dude.
Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.
Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!
Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.
Jesse = Have Mercy!
DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new guitar, gitaa student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
Kate: then she she was all like OH NO wewe did NOT! then she did the worst thing ever!
Liz: What's that? Kiss your boy friend?
Kate: No not that bad!
Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!
Kate: Wores.
Liz: Break your leg?
Kate: no.
Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?
Kate: I told wewe not to remind me of that!
Liz: sorry. What?
Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!
LIZ: NO!
Kate: Yes!
Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!
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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a sekunde ago. well tell me what wewe think!I am planing on making zaidi short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
Liz: What's that? Kiss your boy friend?
Kate: No not that bad!
Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!
Kate: Wores.
Liz: Break your leg?
Kate: no.
Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?
Kate: I told wewe not to remind me of that!
Liz: sorry. What?
Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!
LIZ: NO!
Kate: Yes!
Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!
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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a sekunde ago. well tell me what wewe think!I am planing on making zaidi short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
