Hello this is my 2nd orodha of pointless superpowers enjoy....
1.making a dog f*ck your leg
2.flying only 1 inch off the ground,but not on watter
3.teleporting your self 20 feet underground
4.makeing a quick sand under you
5.pukeing tables
6.pooing everything u ate right after u ate it
7.seeing trough glass
8.losing ure sence of taste when your eating something yummy
9.turning your self into a hobo when wewe are near someone u like
10.abillity to kill a dead body
thank wewe for reading.....i did not think of some of these,now bye n hope u get some of these powers
p.s. Can u shabiki this if u like it pls??!!?!
1.making a dog f*ck your leg
2.flying only 1 inch off the ground,but not on watter
3.teleporting your self 20 feet underground
4.makeing a quick sand under you
5.pukeing tables
6.pooing everything u ate right after u ate it
7.seeing trough glass
8.losing ure sence of taste when your eating something yummy
9.turning your self into a hobo when wewe are near someone u like
10.abillity to kill a dead body
thank wewe for reading.....i did not think of some of these,now bye n hope u get some of these powers
p.s. Can u shabiki this if u like it pls??!!?!
Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every siku since his retirement 25 years ago. One siku he arrives nyumbani looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn't see where it went."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't wewe take my brother with wewe and give it one zaidi try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the inayofuata siku Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty swing and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did wewe see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't wewe take my brother with wewe and give it one zaidi try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the inayofuata siku Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty swing and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did wewe see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."