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Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him au erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If wewe want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go mbele when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up on wewe when everyone else alisema stop trying.

•Smart has the plan, Stupid has the stories.

•1 Universe, 9 Planets, 204 Countries, 7 Seas, 6 Billion People, and I only want you.

•Just 'cause you're breathing, doesn't mean you're alive.

•We all have scars.We all have stories.

•Shut Up, I wear heels bigger than your dick.

•Love sucks, True upendo swallows.

•We stopped checking for monsters under our kitanda when we realized they're inside of us.

•Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too.They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.

•Some people believe in God. I believe in music. Some people pray, I turn up the radio.

•Some people care too much, I thinks it's called love.

•The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.

•My head screamed no.My moyo whispered yes.Reality told me not to, but hope told me to give it a shot.

•Life is like a taxi. The meter keeps ticking whether you're getting somewhere au standing still.

•Words are like bullets.They kill as good as any gun.

•Science flies wewe to the moon, religion into skyscrapers.

•You deserve a handjob from Edward Scissorhand.

•Don't let the past and useless details choke your existence.

•If someone hurts you, make the bitch, kahaba pay.

•Don't look back, unless it's a good view.

•Life was much easier when apple and blackberry were just fruits.

•Never regret what once made wewe happy.

•I hate when people say I look miserable when I'm just sitting there. Do I need to paint a smile on my face all the time?

•Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.

•We don't have a million years. Nobody does, my love.

•There was a difference what wewe alisema and what wewe did.

•11.) kusoma old conversations over, and over.

•Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.

•Telling someone why wewe upendo them is like explaining what water taste like.

•Sometimes wewe need a breakdown. Like yelling at everyone, cry until wewe fall and can't breathe.Then wewe feel better. And if wewe don't, then atleast people know you're not okay.
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