First, lets start of with the 'Those who I dislke me' list...
Braggers - People who constantly talk non - stop about their perfect little lives.
Attention seekers - People who constantly talk about something that happened (to them) au onyesha off in front of others. (E.G: Last night my cat had a moyo attack - Pulling the spotlight onto them)
Those who look for self pity - People who look for pity in those around them. (E.G: My mum beat me last night - Expecting those who care to 'aww' and stick up for them.)
Teachers Pets - Those annoying little suck ups sitting way to close to the teachers dawati and continually asking to do stuff for the them.
Parents - Sure they raised us but my main reason for disliking them is because of all the non stop nagging and if they're real bastards, beating there children - Not acceptable if wewe ask me. Take your anger out on the sex - not the younger, weaker person living under the roof.
'Sluts' - Up them self immature girls who dress in clothes small enough for a child. Tons of make up (Cake face, as some would say) and the highest heels in stock.
'Skinny' people who call themselves 'fat' - I know, pretty much 'Attention Seekers' but yes, I have tons of Marafiki who do this and I try so hard to restrain myself from slapping them and telling them to get over themselves.
Wannabe's - Those who would stop at nothing to catagorize themselves and find a shelf in the store when really they're just one of a kind.
Gangsters - Nothing against them really but all the rapping gets annoying and when they don't pull there jeans up...Please, get a fucken belt!
'Preppy' people - I prefer those who I can relate to and I hate all the cheeriness and hair whipping, I just can't wait for the siku when some one snaps there own neck. Their attitude is annoying and only cheerleaders can really deal with that.
Nags - Like a said, most parents would be under this but I know people who always tell me what to do and I could just... GRR!
Those who think they control me - Okay just to get this straight: I am me, no little 10 mwaka old is gonna boss me around and tell me to get them a cupcake. I have Marafiki who are like that. I know plenty of people and when I walk off to hug someone I know all I hear is: 'Candy!' in that little 'Come back here' voice. Annoying as fuck and I could slap a bitch, kahaba for doing that.
EX Friends: ALOT Of my Marafiki know plenty about my life and past, 'I can tell them anything, right?' WRONG! When ever me and a friend 'Break up' they always go around gossiping about me, my life and my haunting past. Leaving me coiled up in the corner broken and used for attention - I lose Marafiki because of those people and I'm still losing them one kwa one. Understand why I hate them?
Step fathers - Constantly sucking up to my mother and of course, her 'for now' lover will win against all au any of her children. I hate him to death and couldn't care less. Alot of stepfathers abuse there 'step' children so why not onyesha a 'little' hatred?
EX's - It takes me awhile to get over them no matter what went on in our relationships. wewe can never just instantly stop loving a person and I sometimes can't help but hate mine for making me fall for them and still feel the need for a hug at the end of the day. </3
Goody Goody's - I happen to know a few and they just drive me insane with all the sucking up.
Liars - awali Marafiki I have had have gotten me in alot of trouble just kwa blaming me for stuff THEY did wrong. Don't get me wrong I am NO Angel when it comes to teachers, principals and school but still, when I get in trouble I have the decency to fess up. Who cares if I get in trouble? Atleast I didn't blame it on an innocent.
Perverts: Oh, I can't say much. Everyone has there own little devious side but y'know, when it comes to guys that are CONSTANTLY checking out the closest 'Babe' then I get pissed off, sometimes sick even. I feel sorry for who ever dates these guys.
Flirts - Like pervs except with the whole 'eye thing' and touchy feeliness, calling me Babe and Hun and Sweetie. Believe it au not, it happens a fair bit to me and I just feel like telling them to fuck up cuz I'm not falling for it. My awali BF was one of THESE guys and I loved him but I'm a jelous Gal so of course I'm not a shabiki of 'these' people. Girls do it too but I just mutter a quiet 'slut' as I walk past and I'm satisfied as long as I get my daily insult box ticked.
Phaedeophiles: Why do it? Someone so unbelievably close to me has gotten raped, then she left and I was stuck living with the guy who did it! I had no idea how close I was to getting molested but I am so grateful now. Obviously, I hate these sick fuckers.
Murderers: Why bother? Mistake au on purpose wewe ended someones life! Some see it as a hobbie others tend to just... do it! Accident: I can understand. Purposely: Why? Get a better hobbie, I hear knitting comes in handy.
I have nothing against these people, like I alisema they just annoy me and I dislike them. This is my POV and if wewe just so happen to hold a grudge against me for this then so be it. Never try to start a conversation with me if you're one of the above.
I think that's it in that department so lets brighten things up and look at my 'Who I like' list, shall we? ...
Bitches - People who have absolutely no shame in sticking up for themselves and understand the term 'Freedom of speech.'
'Emo's - I honestly have nothing aagainst these peoples. Most people know me (Even on here) so they can understand why I respect these people. I can't say much about myself, I have my silly moments but in reality I'm still an 'Emo' kid to the eyes of a 'Normal' person.
'Goths' - I like 'em. I'm all for that kind of thing but I don't consider hexes and summoning things as something I'd do (I know, not all Goths do it but some believe in it. Member, my POV people!)
Disabled people - I know people with problems and of course I wouldn't hate them just for being 'special'. People in my family are disabled and some have speech problems (Not really disabled but still listed under it to others) so I fully envy them for trying their best at life.
'Gay' people - I upendo THEM! They are just so lovely and I honestly see no problem with liking the same sex. (While I'm talking about this: STOP FUCKING HATING PEOPLE FOR LIKING SOMEONE THE SAME GENDER! wewe never know! wewe could suddenly trip and find your way out of the closet one day!)
Marafiki - I have tons but like I alisema I watch out for Ex's but until then I upendo them no matter what. I upendo how they understand me and I upendo how much they're there for me <3 BUT I also just feel like sitting in the corner and beating them with a baseball bat whenever they get near me. I need my space and I can sometimes never get it without a 'What's wrong?' au 'Why are wewe ignoring me?' Like pink says, "Leave me alone, I'm lonely."
Sadistic people - Meh, I see no problem with blood and stuff. I self harm so of course I'm not gonna faint at the sight of a sudden graze au cut. People are bashing a specific someone on here because she's well, some what sadistic and who cares? She likes what she likes. Everyone has there own interest.
Mind speakers - Not really a catagory but whatever, they say what everyone's thinking so yea, I like them :)
'IDC' People - I can seriously relate. I'm never easily impressed so when some one says 'I got my period last night' au 'I just tripped over' I'm that person screaming 'No one gives a fuck!'
Funny people - Anyone who can make me laugh is always gonna be in my good book :)
Sarcastic People - Haha, I upendo them! Everyone's sarcastic wewe just have to know the difference between a joke and honesty.
Boyfriends: Haha, of course I upendo them! Who doesn't want to be with someone they love? Most relationships never end well but if wewe can find that special someone then I'm glad wewe tried :)
Above, are the people I like to have a friendship with. My type of people. If your one THESE above THEN wewe can start a conversation with me any siku other then that, fudge of cuz I am not interested.
I think that's it? I dunno, I probably hate zaidi people then I like but whatever, I'm a judgey person and I was only here to speak my mind so yea, say what wewe will I just felt like ranting :D
Sorry if I spelt wrongly au whatever, I get worked up alot and if I forgot a catagory, so sew me. I forget things when I rant. Everyone forgets things, right? :P
Braggers - People who constantly talk non - stop about their perfect little lives.
Attention seekers - People who constantly talk about something that happened (to them) au onyesha off in front of others. (E.G: Last night my cat had a moyo attack - Pulling the spotlight onto them)
Those who look for self pity - People who look for pity in those around them. (E.G: My mum beat me last night - Expecting those who care to 'aww' and stick up for them.)
Teachers Pets - Those annoying little suck ups sitting way to close to the teachers dawati and continually asking to do stuff for the them.
Parents - Sure they raised us but my main reason for disliking them is because of all the non stop nagging and if they're real bastards, beating there children - Not acceptable if wewe ask me. Take your anger out on the sex - not the younger, weaker person living under the roof.
'Sluts' - Up them self immature girls who dress in clothes small enough for a child. Tons of make up (Cake face, as some would say) and the highest heels in stock.
'Skinny' people who call themselves 'fat' - I know, pretty much 'Attention Seekers' but yes, I have tons of Marafiki who do this and I try so hard to restrain myself from slapping them and telling them to get over themselves.
Wannabe's - Those who would stop at nothing to catagorize themselves and find a shelf in the store when really they're just one of a kind.
Gangsters - Nothing against them really but all the rapping gets annoying and when they don't pull there jeans up...Please, get a fucken belt!
'Preppy' people - I prefer those who I can relate to and I hate all the cheeriness and hair whipping, I just can't wait for the siku when some one snaps there own neck. Their attitude is annoying and only cheerleaders can really deal with that.
Nags - Like a said, most parents would be under this but I know people who always tell me what to do and I could just... GRR!
Those who think they control me - Okay just to get this straight: I am me, no little 10 mwaka old is gonna boss me around and tell me to get them a cupcake. I have Marafiki who are like that. I know plenty of people and when I walk off to hug someone I know all I hear is: 'Candy!' in that little 'Come back here' voice. Annoying as fuck and I could slap a bitch, kahaba for doing that.
EX Friends: ALOT Of my Marafiki know plenty about my life and past, 'I can tell them anything, right?' WRONG! When ever me and a friend 'Break up' they always go around gossiping about me, my life and my haunting past. Leaving me coiled up in the corner broken and used for attention - I lose Marafiki because of those people and I'm still losing them one kwa one. Understand why I hate them?
Step fathers - Constantly sucking up to my mother and of course, her 'for now' lover will win against all au any of her children. I hate him to death and couldn't care less. Alot of stepfathers abuse there 'step' children so why not onyesha a 'little' hatred?
EX's - It takes me awhile to get over them no matter what went on in our relationships. wewe can never just instantly stop loving a person and I sometimes can't help but hate mine for making me fall for them and still feel the need for a hug at the end of the day. </3
Goody Goody's - I happen to know a few and they just drive me insane with all the sucking up.
Liars - awali Marafiki I have had have gotten me in alot of trouble just kwa blaming me for stuff THEY did wrong. Don't get me wrong I am NO Angel when it comes to teachers, principals and school but still, when I get in trouble I have the decency to fess up. Who cares if I get in trouble? Atleast I didn't blame it on an innocent.
Perverts: Oh, I can't say much. Everyone has there own little devious side but y'know, when it comes to guys that are CONSTANTLY checking out the closest 'Babe' then I get pissed off, sometimes sick even. I feel sorry for who ever dates these guys.
Flirts - Like pervs except with the whole 'eye thing' and touchy feeliness, calling me Babe and Hun and Sweetie. Believe it au not, it happens a fair bit to me and I just feel like telling them to fuck up cuz I'm not falling for it. My awali BF was one of THESE guys and I loved him but I'm a jelous Gal so of course I'm not a shabiki of 'these' people. Girls do it too but I just mutter a quiet 'slut' as I walk past and I'm satisfied as long as I get my daily insult box ticked.
Phaedeophiles: Why do it? Someone so unbelievably close to me has gotten raped, then she left and I was stuck living with the guy who did it! I had no idea how close I was to getting molested but I am so grateful now. Obviously, I hate these sick fuckers.
Murderers: Why bother? Mistake au on purpose wewe ended someones life! Some see it as a hobbie others tend to just... do it! Accident: I can understand. Purposely: Why? Get a better hobbie, I hear knitting comes in handy.
I have nothing against these people, like I alisema they just annoy me and I dislike them. This is my POV and if wewe just so happen to hold a grudge against me for this then so be it. Never try to start a conversation with me if you're one of the above.
I think that's it in that department so lets brighten things up and look at my 'Who I like' list, shall we? ...
Bitches - People who have absolutely no shame in sticking up for themselves and understand the term 'Freedom of speech.'
'Emo's - I honestly have nothing aagainst these peoples. Most people know me (Even on here) so they can understand why I respect these people. I can't say much about myself, I have my silly moments but in reality I'm still an 'Emo' kid to the eyes of a 'Normal' person.
'Goths' - I like 'em. I'm all for that kind of thing but I don't consider hexes and summoning things as something I'd do (I know, not all Goths do it but some believe in it. Member, my POV people!)
Disabled people - I know people with problems and of course I wouldn't hate them just for being 'special'. People in my family are disabled and some have speech problems (Not really disabled but still listed under it to others) so I fully envy them for trying their best at life.
'Gay' people - I upendo THEM! They are just so lovely and I honestly see no problem with liking the same sex. (While I'm talking about this: STOP FUCKING HATING PEOPLE FOR LIKING SOMEONE THE SAME GENDER! wewe never know! wewe could suddenly trip and find your way out of the closet one day!)
Marafiki - I have tons but like I alisema I watch out for Ex's but until then I upendo them no matter what. I upendo how they understand me and I upendo how much they're there for me <3 BUT I also just feel like sitting in the corner and beating them with a baseball bat whenever they get near me. I need my space and I can sometimes never get it without a 'What's wrong?' au 'Why are wewe ignoring me?' Like pink says, "Leave me alone, I'm lonely."
Sadistic people - Meh, I see no problem with blood and stuff. I self harm so of course I'm not gonna faint at the sight of a sudden graze au cut. People are bashing a specific someone on here because she's well, some what sadistic and who cares? She likes what she likes. Everyone has there own interest.
Mind speakers - Not really a catagory but whatever, they say what everyone's thinking so yea, I like them :)
'IDC' People - I can seriously relate. I'm never easily impressed so when some one says 'I got my period last night' au 'I just tripped over' I'm that person screaming 'No one gives a fuck!'
Funny people - Anyone who can make me laugh is always gonna be in my good book :)
Sarcastic People - Haha, I upendo them! Everyone's sarcastic wewe just have to know the difference between a joke and honesty.
Boyfriends: Haha, of course I upendo them! Who doesn't want to be with someone they love? Most relationships never end well but if wewe can find that special someone then I'm glad wewe tried :)
Above, are the people I like to have a friendship with. My type of people. If your one THESE above THEN wewe can start a conversation with me any siku other then that, fudge of cuz I am not interested.
I think that's it? I dunno, I probably hate zaidi people then I like but whatever, I'm a judgey person and I was only here to speak my mind so yea, say what wewe will I just felt like ranting :D
Sorry if I spelt wrongly au whatever, I get worked up alot and if I forgot a catagory, so sew me. I forget things when I rant. Everyone forgets things, right? :P
These are just bila mpangilio ways to eat my inayopendelewa cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.
1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with strawberry milk
5. frozen
6. frozen with milk
7. frozen with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in frozen yogurt
11. in frozen yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with karanga butter
14. frozen with karanga butter
15. frozen with 7up
16. with karanga siagi and 7up
17. with cherry 7up
18. frozen with cherry 7up
19. frozen with karanga siagi and cherry 7up
20. kwa itself
If wewe try any of these and like it, please write a maoni and tell me which one(s) wewe tried. :)
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.
1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with strawberry milk
5. frozen
6. frozen with milk
7. frozen with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in frozen yogurt
11. in frozen yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with karanga butter
14. frozen with karanga butter
15. frozen with 7up
16. with karanga siagi and 7up
17. with cherry 7up
18. frozen with cherry 7up
19. frozen with karanga siagi and cherry 7up
20. kwa itself
If wewe try any of these and like it, please write a maoni and tell me which one(s) wewe tried. :)
I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.
Ash
Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if wewe ever, one siku decide to call me that. If wewe think I'm insane, run away, because wewe are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too wewe a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. wewe think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.
Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .
Ash
Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if wewe ever, one siku decide to call me that. If wewe think I'm insane, run away, because wewe are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too wewe a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. wewe think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.
Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .