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1. The teachers will pick on you.
2. The teachers will take your silly bands and bracelets, etc., even when wewe don't play with your jewelry.
3. The teachers make rude faces at wewe when wewe wave at them.
4. The kids always cuss.
5. The kids here have absolutely NO manners.
6. The kids will steal your stuff.
7. The bus drivers all are either psychos au have attitude problems.
8. The bathrooms are disgusting.
9. The sinks are OUTSIDE the bathroom, so if wewe see liquid on the floor... it's probably not water.
10. There is innappropriate uandishi on the bathroom walls.
11. The toilets are hard to flush.
12. There only 2 stalls in most bathrooms.
13. The classes in each grade are divided into 2 groups and wewe almost NEVER get to interact with the other part of the grade.
14. The kids upendo to bully others. (Belive me, I was beat up last week.)
15. The most "popular" kids make fun of wewe if wewe don't have cell phone au some other current fad. (I was popular, but not THAT popular.)
16. The kids always make fun of wewe for anything. If you're going to a certain middle school, they'll make fun of you.
17. The teachers only reward the honor roll students.
18. All schools have digusting lunch, but this chakula is just ridiculous.
19. If wewe chew gum wewe write 100 sentences and miss recess, but if wewe get in a word fight, wewe only have 25 sentences and don't miss recess.
20. If wewe stand up au talk, wewe have to clean the ENTIRE floor until you're done au your ride is here.
21. If wewe have a certain habit, ex. smiling when the teacher catches wewe breaking a rule, they announce it to the class and embarrasses wewe and tell wewe that wewe need to break it.
22. If wewe make a bad grade, the teacher announces it to the class and embarrasses you.
23. There are roaches in the gym.
This is all completely true, I've experienced all of it.
1. The teachers will pick on you.
2. The teachers will take your silly bands and bracelets, etc., even when wewe don't play with your jewelry.
3. The teachers make rude faces at wewe when wewe wave at them.
4. The kids always cuss.
5. The kids here have absolutely NO manners.
6. The kids will steal your stuff.
7. The bus drivers all are either psychos au have attitude problems.
8. The bathrooms are disgusting.
9. The sinks are OUTSIDE the bathroom, so if wewe see liquid on the floor... it's probably not water.
10. There is innappropriate uandishi on the bathroom walls.
11. The toilets are hard to flush.
12. There only 2 stalls in most bathrooms.
13. The classes in each grade are divided into 2 groups and wewe almost NEVER get to interact with the other part of the grade.
14. The kids upendo to bully others. (Belive me, I was beat up last week.)
15. The most "popular" kids make fun of wewe if wewe don't have cell phone au some other current fad. (I was popular, but not THAT popular.)
16. The kids always make fun of wewe for anything. If you're going to a certain middle school, they'll make fun of you.
17. The teachers only reward the honor roll students.
18. All schools have digusting lunch, but this chakula is just ridiculous.
19. If wewe chew gum wewe write 100 sentences and miss recess, but if wewe get in a word fight, wewe only have 25 sentences and don't miss recess.
20. If wewe stand up au talk, wewe have to clean the ENTIRE floor until you're done au your ride is here.
21. If wewe have a certain habit, ex. smiling when the teacher catches wewe breaking a rule, they announce it to the class and embarrasses wewe and tell wewe that wewe need to break it.
22. If wewe make a bad grade, the teacher announces it to the class and embarrasses you.
23. There are roaches in the gym.
This is all completely true, I've experienced all of it.
1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the maua, ua girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure wewe disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call wewe repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure wewe set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill chokoleti fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid songesha kwa getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the maua, ua girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure wewe disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call wewe repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure wewe set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill chokoleti fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid songesha kwa getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
#9 Have one of your Marafiki hit wewe on the back and spit out a piece of white gum au a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until wewe have $20 au more.
#7 If wewe have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do babies come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob au muziki videos.
#4 Go around imba the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!