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posted by AlxanderRfan
I don’t know what makes wewe so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told wewe to be yourself simply couldn’t have aliyopewa wewe worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t wewe have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let wewe mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are wewe always this stupid au are wewe making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like wewe before – but I had to pay an admission.

If wewe took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d upendo to help wewe out…now, which way did wewe come in?

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

So now we know why some mammals eat their children…

Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.

One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.

You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.

I may be fat, but i can exercise, wewe can’t fix ugly!

They just ran out of brains kwa the time wewe got there, so they gave wewe a nice wood carving instead.

Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope wewe meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse

If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.

I’d upendo to ask how old wewe are, but unfortunately I know wewe can’t count that high.

All siku I thought of you….I was at the zoo.

Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.

Go ahead, tell them everything wewe know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.

How did wewe get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

I’d curse wewe to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.

I never knew brains had an off switch

Did wewe fall from the stupid tree?

Did wewe have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

Sure, I’ve seen people like wewe before – but I had to pay an admission…

You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.


bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.

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I found a alot of nukuu that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
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posted by nmdis
Wake up to your dreams
And watch them come true
I'll make wewe whisper my name, I'll never leave the room
Night and day, I'll be your muse
No other girl can make wewe feel the way I do
I can make the stars dance
Light up the moon, I can make the stars dance
If wewe want me to
The sky is everywhere, so meet me under there
I can make the stars dance dance dance with you
Don't be afraid, close your eyes
Let me take wewe to places you've never been tonight
I thought kwa know you'd realize I can do anything I put my mind to
I can make the stars dance
Light up the moon, I can make the stars dance
If wewe want me to
The...
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posted by randomgirl3000
• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.

• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.

• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL

• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.

• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.

• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink wewe have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.

• Get clear ice cubes kwa boiling water before freezing it

• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.

• If wewe accidentally write...
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 iPod Touch, supports apps for iPhone when connected to Wifi (and sometimes, even without Wifi!)
iPod Touch, supports apps for iPhone when connected to Wifi (and sometimes, even without Wifi!)
As someone who doesn't buy ANYTHING from iTunes unless it's free, I've figured out how to get the best stuff for free. I've listed my juu Ten inayopendelewa Apps for iPod Touch (which I own) and iPhone.

10.) Pogo Games kwa Electronic Arts
Free app that gives about 5-6 free games. Play online for some competition! If wewe have a Pogo account, wewe can also earn tokens!

9.) Flashcards* kwa Jeff Holiday Software (also available for iPad)
This app is great! wewe can download different flashcard sets simply kwa searching for a topic au wewe can create your own. It's great for studying.

8.) sinema kwa Flixter with...
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