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posted by Insane4ever
So,this is my first of maybe many makala that make no sence,you will go like wtf is this,or somthing

so this time(the 1st time) i will be talking stupid untrue things about cows n bulls......

Cows n bulls,natures first astronouts.yes,i alisema astronouts how do wewe think the milky way got its name,cows n bulls explored it!!!!well they did have help from goats,but thats another story.anyway first ng'ombe in space was Cowsback Milkstone,he was a wise bull,he had company of his good Marafiki Collin Mc Moo,Milky chokoleti and his girlfriend Mooona Lisa.eh enough about them,lets talk about mad cows....they made acused the cows n bulls they are mad just becouse they had a big awesome "the back days" party,whitch was all about the first american presidents ng'ombe Abraham abry Milkoln,the best cow in the world,i think we will all miss him.






Well thats all for this nonsense article,thank wewe for reading.tune in again......or i slap you!!!!!.....bye n may Abraham Milcoln be with you
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4 days after Sam and her mom talked,this happened.
Sam just got nyumbani when,she opened the front door."Sam!Hurry!Go in your bedroom!Hurry!"Mom ran to Sam,and grabbed her arm."Mom!Whats happening?"Sam stopped to ask."There's someone coming."Mom whispered."What?"Sam whispered back.Mom couldn't say any more,She grabbed Sam and ran into her bedroom,There Sam saw her little sister,Nicky."Duck Sam!Now!!!"Mom demanded.Sam ducked as Nicky did."Mom?Whats happening!"Sam alisema shaking."I-I can't explain!No time!!Duck lower!"Mom said.Just then...POW!!!There was glass shattering.Nicky Screaming.Mom quieting her down.Sam,Scared to death.Just then.Sam couldn't hear anything but the word "Joan" circling in her head.Joan.Joan.Joan.Joan...is...G-G-GONE.Gone.Sam couldn't help but screaming.Then...all Sam could remember was waking up in the hospital."Mom?Nicky?What...What happened?"Sam asked."You were...s-s-stabbed."Mom stuttered."WHAT!!???"Sam alisema shaking.But she stopped when she remembered Joan.
A while zamani (few months maybe?) I wrote a artical that I called "A bila mpangilio tail" well I read it today and got mre ideas for it and I needed to change some spelling so I have re-wrote it for all to read!I bet wewe can't keep up with this oneshot.
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I was walking down the road when I triped on a napkin. I know. a napkin right? but it was a wet napkin and for some reson my sidewalk is made of tial. so I slid on the napkin and bumped into the worst thing ever. Barney. Why barney was there I don't know. Barney started imba so I shot him. But then cops...
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posted by invadercalliope
A ball it goes up and down its so round
it bounces up and down
up and around
ANYWAYS!
Well HI!
I'm Invader Calliope!
Well it's time to dance!
LALALALA *STEP STEP* LALALALALALALALALALALA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amazing! Dance!
now time to make face
:P
:o
:D
:H
:l
C:
:R
:A
:Q
OK!
OMG LOOK IT'S JUSTIN BIEBER!
Now IT'S FRED!
NOW IT'S TAYLOR!
NOW IT'S DAVID!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END!
i hope wewe enjoyed!
THINGS I DISLIKE:
1:bogers
2.cold tolit seat
3:JB
4:the word LAME

THINGS I LIKE:
1:Invader Zim
2:anime
3:manga
4:drawing

WHAT THINGS I DO:
1:cosplay
2:watch tv
3:going to my klabu *Invader Zim and food* *only on mondays and tuesdays and fridays*
4: going to a practice *i do track*

OTHER STUFF:
1: WHO ARE YOU!
2:ADD ME!!!!
3:*hugglez*
4: :D

Ok so i hope wewe enjoyed this article.
Have a nice friday.
Everyone....HI!
Do wewe like to roleplay? well i like to roleplay!
CARAMELLDANSEN!!! I upendo that dance!
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I don’t understand why I had to meet you… I just don’t understand why, of all girls, I had to fall for you. Till now, as I sit close to the ukuta with eyes brimming with tears, I hate that moment I caught your eyes. Sharp like an eagle’s stare, wewe pierced me and settled salama in my heart.
Funny, it is I blame you, when I know it’s my fault, like wewe said, to have fallen for you. ‘What would I do, if wewe loved me?’ wewe alisema on a fine evening when the sun started slowly to slip beneath the horizon.
You made a mistake too… If I knew how to love, it’d be because of you. It’s true...
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