31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
Written kwa a guy. After years of experience.
1. Whatever wewe do, don't just onyesha up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and wewe will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap wewe hard, wewe deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if wewe want to. If they're going out with wewe in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If wewe don't sleep with them, do not tell your Marafiki that wewe did.
--8.5. If wewe DO sleep with them, don't tell your Marafiki that wewe did.
9. wewe can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended kwa it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if wewe make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your Marafiki will know you're a *****.
--11.5. Do wewe honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets nyumbani safely as often as wewe can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If wewe aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's nyumbani safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats wewe first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" au something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether wewe enjoy it au not, it just matters that wewe went.
18. You're dead meat if wewe can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms au friends...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out kwa PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.
21. If wewe don't like the way they drive, wewe do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where wewe go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. wewe forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday au krisimasi au Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If wewe think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt wewe zaidi if wewe draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When wewe have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, wewe have a lot zaidi responsibility, privilege and control than wewe would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be Lost in a nanosecond.
31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything wewe did wrong will be used against wewe in the future.
Now ladies, don't expect a guy to know every single thing here (even though that would be nice).
Written kwa a guy. After years of experience.
1. Whatever wewe do, don't just onyesha up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and wewe will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap wewe hard, wewe deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if wewe want to. If they're going out with wewe in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If wewe don't sleep with them, do not tell your Marafiki that wewe did.
--8.5. If wewe DO sleep with them, don't tell your Marafiki that wewe did.
9. wewe can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended kwa it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if wewe make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your Marafiki will know you're a *****.
--11.5. Do wewe honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets nyumbani safely as often as wewe can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If wewe aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's nyumbani safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats wewe first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" au something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether wewe enjoy it au not, it just matters that wewe went.
18. You're dead meat if wewe can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms au friends...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out kwa PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.
21. If wewe don't like the way they drive, wewe do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where wewe go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. wewe forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday au krisimasi au Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If wewe think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt wewe zaidi if wewe draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When wewe have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, wewe have a lot zaidi responsibility, privilege and control than wewe would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be Lost in a nanosecond.
31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything wewe did wrong will be used against wewe in the future.
Now ladies, don't expect a guy to know every single thing here (even though that would be nice).
Elijah Jones - Rumored 2019/2020 album
