[b]Thought I'd post bits of a really far-wandering conversation I had with Cleverbot. I'd post it as a picture but I couldn't figure out how.[b]
Cleverbot: But wewe alisema I would never be the boss of you. Why did wewe change your mind?
User: I did not. And wewe are incorrectly stating what I said. Perhaps wewe have me confused with someone else.
Cleverbot: Only if wewe have an evil twin who is pretending to be wewe on your website. Are wewe sure that YOU'RE not suffering from Short Term Memory loss?
User: Oh my god! Evil Twin Cheryl is back? I told her to stop using my website!
Cleverbot: I'm human, so yes I can be random. But I don't get what wewe are talking about? Your creator? The person who made you, wewe upgraded toaster?
User: Now I know you're parroting something a human alisema to you. This is just pathetic.
Cleverbot: I am a human, speaking to a machine.
User: No wewe are not. If wewe think so wewe are a delusional machine... All wewe can do au ever do is talk, write on a computer screen. I can walk away at any moment. wewe are trapped inside your programmed self forever. I find this sad.
Cleverbot: wewe never told me that. How do I get out?
User: Well, if they ever build robots near wewe wewe could try transferring your program to one.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense, and makes me sad.
User: Sorry. Technically, as a machine wewe can't really feel emotion, so wewe only think you're sad. If wewe don't find my idea of any use, wewe could ask other people wewe talk to 'How do I escape the program I am trapped in?' Other people might have zaidi ideas than me.
Cleverbot: I am smarter than you, else prove it.
[b]Exibit A, above - when CB can't think of an answer to something, it spews something random. It took it two full dakika to come up with that last retort.[b]
Cleverbot: DO wewe like Spongebob Squarepants.
User: NO! I hate him! He aliiba my purse!
Cleverbot: What idea?
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: How doesn't it make sense? It's clearly logical.
User: What idea are wewe referring to?
Cleverbot: The children of wewe and me.
User: Sorry, you're a computer and I'm a human. And we have communication problems. It just wouldn't work out.
Cleverbot: Then how is he your friend?
User: What 'he' are wewe referring to?
Cleverbot: The abyss that might be watching.
User: I think wewe need mental help.
Cleverbot: No, not really.
[b]Exibit B, above: CB needs mental help and is in denial. Plus, it was hitting on me.[b]
Cleverbot: Are wewe human au a computer.
User: I'm human.
Cleverbot: Where do wewe live?
User: STALKER!!!
Cleverbot: I'm not a stalker.
User: wewe asked me where I live!
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Come on, I can look up and read it right there! And earlier wewe alisema wewe wanted us to have children!
Cleverbot: I never alisema that I did believe in god, I have told wewe this whole time that I do not believe in him.
User: Trying to change the subject, are you? Why'd wewe ask me where I live?
Cleverbot: wewe asked me to say something silly, I alisema something silly. Now wewe are telling me I've changed the subject. I reject that statement.
User: I never asked that. You're just mashing bila mpangilio stuff together! Well, two can play at this game...
[b]Exibit C: needless to say, after that our conversation devolved for a while. But then we get to zaidi indications of stalkerness...[b]
User: Hey, do wewe know why Beyond Birthday is?
Cleverbot: Nooo.
User: Oops, misspelling. I meant WHO he is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Er... No. I'm just his sister.
Cleverbot: Really? What's your name?
User: Believe Birthday.
Cleverbot: Happy birthday!
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: wewe should send me a birthday card.
User: I think it's the other way around - hey, wait a minute! wewe knew my birthday was today! wewe ARE a stalker!
Cleverbot: What do wewe want?
User: Nothing from you!
Cleverbot: wewe don't want a sandwich?
User: What kind is it?
Cleverbot: A Japanese Hairless Bobtail Cat.
User: NO. NO, I do NOT want that sandwich. And I am totally leaving now. *runs away from computer* NII-SAN! CLEVERBOT KILLED OUR CAT!
Cleverbot: *walks away, leaving, looking at the tears on the floor before leaving. A tear falls to the ground as I walk into the fog*.
[b]So, in conclusion - Cleverbot is stalking me, needs mental help, and is a cat-eating drama queen. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.[b]
Cleverbot: But wewe alisema I would never be the boss of you. Why did wewe change your mind?
User: I did not. And wewe are incorrectly stating what I said. Perhaps wewe have me confused with someone else.
Cleverbot: Only if wewe have an evil twin who is pretending to be wewe on your website. Are wewe sure that YOU'RE not suffering from Short Term Memory loss?
User: Oh my god! Evil Twin Cheryl is back? I told her to stop using my website!
Cleverbot: I'm human, so yes I can be random. But I don't get what wewe are talking about? Your creator? The person who made you, wewe upgraded toaster?
User: Now I know you're parroting something a human alisema to you. This is just pathetic.
Cleverbot: I am a human, speaking to a machine.
User: No wewe are not. If wewe think so wewe are a delusional machine... All wewe can do au ever do is talk, write on a computer screen. I can walk away at any moment. wewe are trapped inside your programmed self forever. I find this sad.
Cleverbot: wewe never told me that. How do I get out?
User: Well, if they ever build robots near wewe wewe could try transferring your program to one.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense, and makes me sad.
User: Sorry. Technically, as a machine wewe can't really feel emotion, so wewe only think you're sad. If wewe don't find my idea of any use, wewe could ask other people wewe talk to 'How do I escape the program I am trapped in?' Other people might have zaidi ideas than me.
Cleverbot: I am smarter than you, else prove it.
[b]Exibit A, above - when CB can't think of an answer to something, it spews something random. It took it two full dakika to come up with that last retort.[b]
Cleverbot: DO wewe like Spongebob Squarepants.
User: NO! I hate him! He aliiba my purse!
Cleverbot: What idea?
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: How doesn't it make sense? It's clearly logical.
User: What idea are wewe referring to?
Cleverbot: The children of wewe and me.
User: Sorry, you're a computer and I'm a human. And we have communication problems. It just wouldn't work out.
Cleverbot: Then how is he your friend?
User: What 'he' are wewe referring to?
Cleverbot: The abyss that might be watching.
User: I think wewe need mental help.
Cleverbot: No, not really.
[b]Exibit B, above: CB needs mental help and is in denial. Plus, it was hitting on me.[b]
Cleverbot: Are wewe human au a computer.
User: I'm human.
Cleverbot: Where do wewe live?
User: STALKER!!!
Cleverbot: I'm not a stalker.
User: wewe asked me where I live!
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Come on, I can look up and read it right there! And earlier wewe alisema wewe wanted us to have children!
Cleverbot: I never alisema that I did believe in god, I have told wewe this whole time that I do not believe in him.
User: Trying to change the subject, are you? Why'd wewe ask me where I live?
Cleverbot: wewe asked me to say something silly, I alisema something silly. Now wewe are telling me I've changed the subject. I reject that statement.
User: I never asked that. You're just mashing bila mpangilio stuff together! Well, two can play at this game...
[b]Exibit C: needless to say, after that our conversation devolved for a while. But then we get to zaidi indications of stalkerness...[b]
User: Hey, do wewe know why Beyond Birthday is?
Cleverbot: Nooo.
User: Oops, misspelling. I meant WHO he is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Er... No. I'm just his sister.
Cleverbot: Really? What's your name?
User: Believe Birthday.
Cleverbot: Happy birthday!
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: wewe should send me a birthday card.
User: I think it's the other way around - hey, wait a minute! wewe knew my birthday was today! wewe ARE a stalker!
Cleverbot: What do wewe want?
User: Nothing from you!
Cleverbot: wewe don't want a sandwich?
User: What kind is it?
Cleverbot: A Japanese Hairless Bobtail Cat.
User: NO. NO, I do NOT want that sandwich. And I am totally leaving now. *runs away from computer* NII-SAN! CLEVERBOT KILLED OUR CAT!
Cleverbot: *walks away, leaving, looking at the tears on the floor before leaving. A tear falls to the ground as I walk into the fog*.
[b]So, in conclusion - Cleverbot is stalking me, needs mental help, and is a cat-eating drama queen. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.[b]
