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Men should be able to wear a larger variety of clothes

posted by andy10B

I upendo skirts and dresses. They are so pretty. Every woman walks down looking good in them no matter who they are. I could wear any of those dresses and skirts that anyone from kim Kardashian wears to the skirt, upindo that older women wear across the street. I would wear one on a daily basis but there is a problem I'm a man.

Men can only wear trousers and shorts, if anyone sees a man in a skirt, upindo au a dress it is considered wierd au stupid. But is it? A kura ya maoni i took on this club of 20 people, 75% alisema yes to say that men should wear womens clothes and still be men and I am one of them.

Most people would...

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In upendo With a ndoto

posted by shomill

Is it possible to upendo someone that doesn’t really exist? Think about it. We do it all the time. A boy in high school sees a pretty girl on the other side of the classroom and imagines taking her to a rock concert. A girl dreams of a romantic picnic with the cute guy that just moved in across the street. These people might exist, but the way we visualize them is almost certainly wrong. I’m as guilty of this as anyone. Then, if we finally get to know these people that we’ve fantasized about, we’re crushed to learn that they are not who we thought they were. Why? Because, quite frankly,...

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Car Stereotypes

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an saa down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't wewe know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash into...

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pick -up lines to say

posted by Princess_seki

    You may fall from the sky, wewe may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in upendo with me.

Do wewe believe in upendo at first sight, au should I walk kwa again?

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.

It's a good thing that I have my maktaba card. Why? Because I am totally checking wewe out!!

If a fat man puts wewe in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted wewe for Christmas.

If I received a nickel...

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Interesting Facts

posted by Bluekait

wrap, upangaji pamoja rage is an actual condition when wewe feel extreme levels of anger and frustration because wewe are unable to open product packaging.

Hippo maziwa is pink.

In the absence of aerodynamic downforce, which is generated kwa the giant spoilers used, Formula 1 cars would have sufficient power to fly above 150 kph. They frequently race at well over 250 kph.

If wewe choose not to have children, wewe will be the first person in your direct linage, since the beginning of time, to not reproduce.

The asteroid (or comet) that killed the dinosaurs 65 million years zamani was the equivalent of a Hiroshima bomb going...

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2012

posted by GoldnSnitch_96

Ok, alot of people are shittin their pants because some achient calander alisema that the world is coming to and end. R u 4 ceral? Plus, alot of u are thinking, but bro, so much shit is going down it isnt funny, the world is gonna end bro! Ok, so stuff looks preatty bad now. Japan is in shit and there are earth quakes and floods. But think about it,what do u think people were thinking during the black plague? au the world wars? The world isnt gonna be over yet. Mabey soon. Mabey the moment u finish kusoma this your house will blow up. Mabey tomorow a kinanda will fall on the prime minister. We...

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Falling Over Me

posted by nmdis

"Falling Over Me"

I'm standing in the center of the room
I watch the boys follow girl's perfume
All is as it should be I assume
Except for the distance between me and wewe

You're standing as a maua, ua on the ukuta
The room is still but we're about to fall
And all the names that brought us here
Simply fade away.....

Who wewe are is falling over me
(Who wewe are is falling over me)
Who wewe are is everything I need
(Who wewe are is everything I need)

I'm hoping
I'm waiting
I'm praying wewe are the one
I'm hoping
I'm waiting
I'm praying wewe are the one

I can't believe that night turned into...

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Faith Won't Fail

posted by nmdis

"Faith Won't Fail"

You could throw me
In the fire
And I won't be burned
For my faith
Is Your desire
And Your upendo endures

wewe could throw me
In the prison cell
Shackle me up
Against the rail
But time
And time again
My faith won't fail

For He'll prevail
In the midst of all
My trials
And tribulations
And He'll prevail
In the midst of all
My sin
And temptations
He'll prevail
When I fall
And He
Will pick me up
For time
And time again
My faith won't fail
Time and time again
My faith won't fail

wewe could cast me
In the lion's den
But they won't harm me
For Your grace
Surrounds me
And it sets me free...

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Add Me Text

posted by Wendy99

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Survey majibu

posted by Sandfire_Paiger

60 maswali People Dont Ask Survey from Quizopolis.com

When's the last time wewe ran? - Today in th hallways at school.
Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? - Nope.
What are wewe dreading right now? - Carrying Crush cans nyumbani tomorrow.
Do wewe celebrate 420? - Celebrate what?
Do wewe get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? - Nope.
If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would ya'll do? - Depends. Who is it and what do they want?
Who last grabbed your ass? - Nobody.
Have wewe ever been on your school's track team? - Nope.
Do wewe own a pair of Converse? - Yep.
Did wewe copy and paste...

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Book Titles + in my pants

posted by SymmaGirl2

Yup. Title says it all. Let's start, shall we?

The Lost Hero...in my pants.
The Sum of all Fears...in my pants.
Green Eggs and Ham...in my pants.
Fairy School Dropout...in my pants.
Washington's Crossing...in my pants.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid...in my pants.
Lock and Key...in my pants.
Merciless...in my pants.
Citizen Soldiers...in my pants.
Joy of Cooking...in my pants.
Emotional Intellegence...in my pants.
Good to Great...in my pants.
Twenty Wishes...in my pants.
Finally...in my pants.
Cross My moyo and Hope to Spy...in my pants.
I'd Tell wewe I upendo You, but then I'd Have to Kill You...in my pants.
Hannibal...

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๑۩۞۩๑PHOBIAS๑۩۞۩๑

posted by DontCare

I took this from a friend who took it from someone else who most likely took it from someone else and so on. XD, I thought a little orodha of phobias would be fun.

x = Somewhat
xx = Greater
xxx = Huge enormous crippling OMG! fear

A
[x] Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
[ ] Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
[ ] Agliophobia - Fear of pain.
[ ] Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces au crowds.
[ ] Aichmophobia - Fear of needles au pointed objects.
[x] Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
[ ] Androphobia - Fear of men.
[ ] Anginophobia - Fear of angina au choking.
[ ] Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.
[ ] Anthropophobia...

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Characters wanted :D

posted by gesci-lol

The story is about a girl named Gwendolyn who moves in with her Aunt Casey. The reason is because her single mother, Clara, is having trouble with money so she sends her to live with her older sister, Casey. On Gwendolyn's first siku of school, she's already being bullied kwa a maarufu group known as 'The dark royals'. One day, on a weekend, she goes out into a near-by forest and spot a girl and boy, who are the leaders of the Dark royals at the school, doing this odd ritual. They find out that Gwendolyn is around and they target her. [I might change it up a bit later on]

I need five characters...

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For those experiencing back to school blues, heres a funny note a mother wrote to a teacher.

posted by Snugglebum

Dear Teacher:

In just over a week, wewe will be my son's Grade 1 teacher. He is ever so excited to be under your tutelage. Why, since the last siku of kindergarten, entering your class was all he could talk about. He gleefully thrust a piece of paper into my hand on that June afternoon, and said, "Here's a orodha of the stuff I need for school inayofuata September!"

And I have to admit, I, too, was excited. I'm a school supplies geek from way back. And so, in early August, I set out to buy the items you'd listed.

It was on my fourth store that the realization began to sink in.

You're a crafty one, aren't...

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zaidi Ways To Annoy Your Friends!

posted by emisa123

1. Whenever wewe eat ice cream with a friend, start imba "DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE! DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!"

2. If your Marafiki has a dhahabu fish, put bubble soap in its bowl/aquarium. Stir it into the water.

3. If wewe Marafiki has a dhahabu fish, put goldfish crackers into its bowl/aquarium. When your Marafiki asks why, tell them the samaki were lonely.

4. When uandishi and e-mail to your friends, WriT lIKe DIs.

5. Introduce your friend and then say "She/he's the crazy one" <- credit aliyopewa to CAITLYN_SU for that one

6. Sing The Song That Never Ends

7. When at their house, immediately open their fridge and eat whatever wewe like.

8. onyesha them this orodha XD

If wewe have any zaidi ways, please write them in maoni so I can use them in future articles.

<3 Emisa123

The siku wewe Slipped Away (Part 1)

posted by NagisaTomoya

The siku wewe Slipped Away
I will start off my story kwa telling wewe this: Karma is very real. In fact, that is me. I am Karma, though I prefer the name “Exodus.” Karma sounds a bit too feminine for such a strong and mighty force like myself. I, Exodus, have come to write a story for you. If wewe are expecting a cute and fun filled story get out while wewe still can. Close this book and get on with your life. Forget about me, even though wewe will surely encounter me in the rest of your lifetime. wewe just won’t know when I am approaching wewe from behind au staring wewe down from the front....

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10 things boys should know about girls

posted by CuteBlossom123

1) wewe guys may think us girls only care about the body and muscle but we really care about the personality

2) It's a waste of your time being a perv with a girl. It just makes us feel uneasy and weird about you.

3) Us girls are not a torpy case! We don't want wewe showing us off

4) Us girls are slow, not fast. Please don't go in the sexy business straight away.

5) The way wewe can tell a girl likes wewe is when she's out of words when wewe talk to her, aswell as giggling a lot around you.

6) If a girls mate asks wewe if wewe like her, it often means she likes you.

7) If your dating a girl please don't...

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yo

posted by seacat243

WARNING: THIS IS A CHAIN LETTER!!!! IDK Y I ilitumwa IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! enjoy.

This is cute, but in one bit it is GROSS!!!

This chain letter is real
so follow the instructions
and something
good will happen!!

LISTEN TO THIS LETTER AND GOOD LUCK!!!!!

Sorry,
but this chain
letter is for real.
When Anne Wichert got it for the first time,
she ignored it and a week later the upendo of her
life dumped her for no good reason so
BEWARE,
and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!

The Lovers of the moyo

In order to form
a zaidi perfect kiss,
enable the
mighty hug to promote
to whom we please
but one
kiss....

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be my bad boy be my man

posted by chihirofujiaki

erytime We Touch

lyric artist album Everytime We TouchEverytime We Touch Other Album Songs
1 Miracle
2 Bad Boy
3 Ready For Love
4 Everytime We Touch
5 How Do wewe Do!
6 Another You
7 Can't Stop The Rain
8 Kids In America
9 A Neverending Dream
10 Truly Madly Deeply
11 One zaidi Night
12 Wouldn't It Be Good
13 upendo Again
14 Everytime We Touch (yanou's Candlelight Mix)
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Remember the feelings, remember the day
My stone moyo was breaking, my...

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My Hate Letter Back

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

Hi. I hate you. And wewe know why? wewe have no respect for others. wewe say that you're a 'good kid'. Good kid my ass! wewe are the meanest, most cold hearted person I've ever met in my whole life. wewe insult everyone,tease everyone, and make such horrible sarcastic remarks. The only people you're nice to are the ones who make wewe popular. Well, I'm not falling for that bagload of shit. wewe might have called me selfish, wewe might've called me an attention whore, but I still have my personality. You're the attention whore over here. wewe try to get attention, even if it envolves getting in trouble....